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PRINCESS KAMALA
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-03-16 10:27:37 UTC  |  Edited by: PRINCESS KAMALA
medium sized corp with very relaxed fun loving guys who like shooting bitches in the face seeking new home

http://squingel.eve-kill.net/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=73206

what we are looking for -

- regular pvp
- access to good pve
- good enviroment on coms
- good leadership
- SRP would be awesome

what we offer -

- some experienced pvpers
- abiltity to field good numbers in fleets
- relaxed fun guys
- no drama

pls mail or convo with only serious offers
joshua boston
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#2 - 2012-03-16 11:33:35 UTC
Hello, I would like to tell you about Eve Defence Force, we are a primary pvp corp looking to expand and improve our-self, with a RL first ideal and fun outlook into life.

We are looking for the best of the best (please read good attitude) those that are not afraid to go out there and kill ships, with fleets going on around the clock by our with corp or allies, we are always fighting.

If you are new to pewpew but show the right attitude we might have a place for you.

We also have also great places to chill and relax, alliance comms, and new websites coming.

Our killboards can be seen in here

http://eve-kill.net/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=272

http://www.fatal-ascension.com/killboard/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=208

Our recruitment post is at

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=6666&find=unread

If you are interested you can mail me back and stop by our bar, the channel "TheEdfBar" always there's someone in there waiting to help you.

thank you for your time :)


Regards,
Joshua
PRINCESS KAMALA
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-03-16 12:33:50 UTC
:S
Keyanu
State War Academy
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-03-16 12:42:15 UTC
I think you can do a bit better than Fail Ascention.

We're a small EU based corp, based in low sec, with a great love and desire to shoot things.

We have a titan, a couple of supers, multiple dreads and carriers and access to lvl 5 agents for the shinies.

Needless to say we have TS and all that jazz.

If you're interested, join Nocturnal Romance channel ingame.
Sidias
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#5 - 2012-03-16 14:21:34 UTC
I get the feeling you guys are getting the wrong end of the stick here. We are looking for a new alliance for our corp to join.
Malkavien
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#6 - 2012-03-16 18:56:34 UTC
Bump for a great corp, let's see if we can find a great alliance.
joshua boston
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#7 - 2012-03-16 19:41:50 UTC
Keyanu wrote:
I think you can do a bit better than Fail Ascention.

We're a small EU based corp, based in low sec, with a great love and desire to shoot things.

We have a titan, a couple of supers, multiple dreads and carriers and access to lvl 5 agents for the shinies.

Needless to say we have TS and all that jazz.

If you're interested, join Nocturnal Romance channel ingame.


I think you should really keep it to yourself mate. Enjoy your 53% corp efficiency for the month.
Pony Tail
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-03-16 21:23:04 UTC
I'll keep it simple. ie: no links or text blocks

- ACTIVE PLAYER BASE
- Always deployed some where with logistic support to move ships and gear in combat area
- Mumble
- Always fleets up, Cap and Sub Cap
- You will need a sense of humor
- Ship replacement program in place at alliance level
- Forms with fleet ops
- API Required
- Pub Free
- 0.0 Corp/Alliance
- Corp owned Station

Channel: MV Publord Lounge
or
Contact Pony Tail

ill contact you, this is just for info
kilyun
Star Frontiers
#9 - 2012-03-16 21:41:11 UTC
I Love you guys...

Come BACK to MEEEEeeeeeee

xoxoxox

http://i792.photobucket.com/albums/yy204/Star-Frontiers/Posters/SFBaby.jpg

Canaris Roshaak
Repercussus
#10 - 2012-03-16 22:00:40 UTC
Bumping for an outstanding corp.
PRINCESS KAMALA
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-03-17 07:14:05 UTC
bump
JonL
Morior Invictus.
#12 - 2012-03-17 14:44:30 UTC
Stop by for another chat before making your final decision. Good luck in your search, you seem to be a great group of guys!!
Karl Zahn
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-03-17 23:41:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Karl Zahn
As soon as he heard one of his comrades scream “SQUAD BROKEN!", Eduardo the Space Marine knew that he was doomed. He charged forth in a panic, firing his plasma gun wildly into the air. Somehow the orks had surrounded them! Eduardo’s teammates ran shrieking into the depths of the abandoned tanker, the grunting lustful orks in swift pursuit. Soon Eduardo was alone.

The brawny Space Marine collapsed against a wall, panting raggedly. His plasma gun had nearly overheated, and his com units were malfunctioning. No use even if they worked. By now, his whole squad was surely dead.

Lost in his thoughts, Eduardo did not hear the ork creeping up on him. Stunned by a blow to the head, Eduardo was thrown violently to the floor. The ork grunted in amusement, bending down and straddling his body. Dazed, Eduardo turned his head to look up at his enemy. The ork fellow was huge, well muscled and even attractive for his species. Right now the ork’s vibrant green skin was flushing dark in arousal. Eduardo whimpered as he realized what was about to happen.

Summoning up his powers as a Blood Angel, Eduardo bellowed in the Black Rage and began to flail about under the ork. The ork simply grunting, riding the panicked Space Marine like a rodeo bull. Already weakened, Eduardo simply did not have the strength to dislodge the much heavier ork.

All that thrashing around served to arouse the ork further. His name was Gurk, and the friction as the puny Marine flopped around between his muscular thighs was giving him quite a respectable hard-on. Gurk had meant to save the Marine for his own squad, but he couldn’t wait any longer. Whipping out his own plasma gun, Gurk seared off the back of the Marine’s armor, leaving his shining buttocks bare to the ork’s lustful gaze.

Eduardo moaned in fear, his virgin asscheeks clapping firmly together to deny the ork entrance. Gurk simply laughed, ripping off his crude orkish loincloth to reveal a thick green meat pole, nearly 12 inches long. The ork stuck one calloused finger down his throat, bringing up a thick vomit slurry which spattered down into the crack of Eduardo’s ass. Smearing the foul vomit around with one brutish paw, Gurk prepared the Space Marine’s tender anus for playtime.

Much to Gurk’s frustration, his **** was simply too large to fit inside Eduardo’s tight man ****. He grunted furiously, screaming “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" in his deep orkish voice as he battered his fuckmeat against Eduardo’s tightly sealed pleasure ring. Suddenly the Space Marine’s portal gave way, and the swollen head of Gurk’s **** popped through into the forbidden halls of his anus. Gurk’s pleased snort was drowned out by Eduardo’s scream of agony.

The ork began to pump away in earnest, his bulging muscular hips and thighs slamming brutally against Eduardo’s ass. His heavy, furry balls slapped against the human’s ass merrily, creating a calypso that pleased Gurk mightily. Blood, a thin smear of feces, and Gurk’s own oily yellow pre-*** lubricated Eduardo’s ******* until it was as hot and slippery as Gurk’s own mother’s ****.

Poor Eduardo was swiftly going into shock from the pain. His mind growing dim, he screamed “SQUAD BROKEN! SQUAD BROKEN!" over and over as the ork thrust brutally into his bruised insides. The ork’s massive **** had caused a large degree of internal damage, and Eduardo was close to passing out from blood loss and fear. If his squad didn’t find him soon, Eduardo knew that he would soon die. His poor plasma gun discharged into the floor one final time, overheating from a mix of pleasure and agonizing pain.

The Space Marine had been a good **** for Gurk, but he needed something special to truly finish. Gurk’s heavy balls drew up close to his body, and he felt himself tensing, about to ***. As Gurk’s thick semen roiled up out of his **** and into Eduardo’s battered body, the ork slammed his powerful hands shut around the Marine’s neck. With a vicious jerk up and back, the ork crushed the Marine’s windpipe and vertebrae, swiftly ending his life. Eduardo’s anus clamped shut around Gurk’s ****, the painful tightness almost causing the ork to pass out.

Gurk roared out as he climaxed in the dead Marine, his beautiful green **** pumping load after load of thick ork jizzum into Eduardo’s lower intestine. The ork pulled out as Eduardo’s anus slowly relaxed, releasing Gurk’s **** with a wet sucking sound. Gurk used the sleeve of the Marine’s uniform to wipe the thick scum of blood, **** and *** from his swiftly withering ork meat. With a satisfied grunt, Gurk walked slowly away from the Marine.

Eduardo’s corpse lay cooling on the floor of the tanker, the charred remnants of his uniform stained dark with the foul fluids of both the ork and himself.

Squad broken.