Jita Park Speakers Corner

Like to strike a blow to Mittani? Fed up with Goons? Think the CSM is a joke? Well friend, if so I have some great news for you. You get a shot to demonstrate your apathy as well as having a chance to anger the Goon overlord. How? Easy vote for me...

I am the #1 most hated player by Goons and Mittani. Lots of people say that is true about themselves, but how many of them have been mentioned by name Four separate times in the "state of the goonion" address? None, that honor belongs only to me. So if you would like to strike a blow to Mittani, and by extension, Goonswarm cast a ballot if my favor.

The rest of the CSM and possibly even CCP hate me. I can only speculate that CCP hates me because I am the only player in the history of New Eden to be podded by CCP using NON-area of effect weapons.

No reason to be apathetic to the CSM process, now you can cast a vote out of spite for the whole thing. When CCP flew me to Iceland, I didn't even bother going to the meetings, I went fishing instead, and caught a monster 16Lb Cod. I spent most of the rest of the time talking loudly in libraries, putting my recyclable garbage into regular bins, and trying to order a"Big Mac" at the fine restaurants. I attempted to make purchases in Pesos. Not Mexican Pesos but Chilean Pesos. I talked loudly on my cellphone and tried to bicker about prices everywhere I went. I locked my bicycle up on the rack sideways, and left a few Baby Ruths floating in the pool at the hotel. When I was out, I referred at all times to staff everywhere as Garcon, and when people didn't understand me I just talked more slowly at high volume. In short, I was the perfect ambassador. I also dropped a deuce at HQ and didn't turn on the fan.

Now that you REALLY know what I was up to, can you say that you are still apathetic to all the CSM? I though not! Even though this story may contain factual errors, some of it is legit. Heres a link to me trolling Goons and my own guys to a froth:

http://www.evenews24.com/2011/09/23/meta-gaming-darius-iii-brix-deceives-goonswarm-leadership-into-buying-the-fall-of-delve-amidst-propaganda-war/

Heres my thoughts about the CSM and whatnot: My Philosophy

And that's when I knew Darius had hit rock bottom.

You need links of the four separate State of the Goonions I was mentioned in? Or does Mittani make it a habit of talking about "irrelevant nobodies" obsessively?

Thanks for you support and free bump, not to mention proving the point I made in the OP. +1

we do make a habit of laughing at the less fortunate, yes

the more god cheated you in the genetic lottery, the more we enjoy talking about you

you're in fine company getting trolled with the likes of xenuria and issler dainze

so you are that bob they keep whining about?

Keep paying your subscription fees mate, I love fishing and Iceland offers some of the best in the world.

Read it again miss, it isn't about me hating Goons, it is about goons hating ME, and how your vote for me and subsequent placement of myself on the CSM again impacts them. Thnaks for your support o/

I don't hate you, Darius III. In fact, I rather enjoyed those rageposts from the idiots you scammed out of their votes. I think the only people who really hate you are the rest of CSM6, both goons and non-goons. I suspect most goons don't even know who you are.

On the other hand, they probably know who Xenuria and Riverini are, so anyone really wanting to make goons unhappy would be better off supporting either of those candidates. If they can stand to.

Honestly of all the troll/joke/awful candidates, Darius is probably the best pro-CSM option, since history shows he'll at least leave everyone alone once the actual work starts.