These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Crime & Punishment

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

Crime Spree

Author
MickeyFinn
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2012-03-16 04:14:54 UTC
Vangelios wrote:
MickeyFinn wrote:
Vangelios wrote:
Psychotic Monk wrote:
...Well now we're going to burn the 7-11 to the ******* ground... We're not even out for profit or our own amusement. We're out for blood and tears. We want rage quits and people punching monitors....


Oh dude, you need to relax, go outside, watch a sunset or two, stargaze and take a little brake from EVE, rethink why you are wasting your energy and time on this game... and above all, think about your life...otherwise only one that will rage quit is you...

ps.
There is no shame in visiting psychologist if things get out of control.




Oh bro, You need to get laid, Get a hooker, jack off once or twice, Enjoy the feeling of a man jamming a anal butt plug in your ass and then rethink why you posted a load of crap on this thread.... You have wasted my time and your energy on this thread.... and above all think about me when you do it all...otherwise only one that will rage quit is you...

P.s.
There is shame in getting fcked by a Sknk sideways.


Please, let your anger out... it's good for you. Now it's better, right?
So, do you have anything else to say about your childhood?


Was this a open statement of how you were raped as a child? Or are you asking me to do bad things to you when your dressed like a little school boy?

First if your dad did touch you.... Im sorry... We dont care... We will touch you too.
Second if you have a little school boy outfit im so down!
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#22 - 2012-03-16 06:19:27 UTC
Although my plans are not as grand as Skunksworks. I do my bit to irk the good citizens of Highsec.

I shall continue to do what I do, every small bit helps, but I won't corp gank nor will I suicide people.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Vangelios
#23 - 2012-03-16 08:10:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Vangelios
MickeyFinn wrote:
Vangelios wrote:
MickeyFinn wrote:
Vangelios wrote:
Psychotic Monk wrote:
...Well now we're going to burn the 7-11 to the ******* ground... We're not even out for profit or our own amusement. We're out for blood and tears. We want rage quits and people punching monitors....


Oh dude, you need to relax, go outside, watch a sunset or two, stargaze and take a little brake from EVE, rethink why you are wasting your energy and time on this game... and above all, think about your life...otherwise only one that will rage quit is you...

ps.
There is no shame in visiting psychologist if things get out of control.




Oh bro, You need to get laid, Get a hooker, jack off once or twice, Enjoy the feeling of a man jamming a anal butt plug in your ass and then rethink why you posted a load of crap on this thread.... You have wasted my time and your energy on this thread.... and above all think about me when you do it all...otherwise only one that will rage quit is you...

P.s.
There is shame in getting fcked by a Sknk sideways.


Please, let your anger out... it's good for you. Now it's better, right?
So, do you have anything else to say about your childhood?


Was this a open statement of how you were raped as a child? Or are you asking me to do bad things to you when your dressed like a little school boy?

First if your dad did touch you.... Im sorry... We dont care... We will touch you too.
Second if you have a little school boy outfit im so down!


Good. I do believe it's working. I sense even more tension in your message, and yet more things are coming out.
You are well aware how dangerous repressed memories can be. I'm here to help.
It's very important to let all out. Please continue.

Ps.
Since you might have saddest case of dissociative identity disorder, I've decided to give you my full attention dear Sir.

... Each small candle Lights a corner of the dark...

AcidF
4S Corporation
Goonswarm Federation
#24 - 2012-03-16 09:54:37 UTC
Oh please eve angels help guide my 425 auto`s and 1400`s up thier a$$ and watch the wonderful blue lights and fireworks light up the night and the smile on my face.
I shall proudly unzip and hang my Totti3 out of the window and smear it across the windscreens of thier ships proving that its bigger and that they CAN`T do anything BUT Moan !!!!

Bear Blap FTW!!

Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#25 - 2012-03-16 09:58:55 UTC
AcidF wrote:
Oh please eve angels help guide my 425 auto`s and 1400`s up thier a$$ and watch the wonderful blue lights and fireworks light up the night and the smile on my face.
I shall proudly unzip and hang my Totti3 out of the window and smear it across the windscreens of thier ships proving that its bigger and that they CAN`T do anything BUT Moan !!!!

Bear Blap FTW!!



lol what?

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

AcidF
4S Corporation
Goonswarm Federation
#26 - 2012-03-16 10:24:36 UTC

Definition of the Blap :

The act of slapping someone across the face with your p3ni$. They then become your property

Drive / Fly by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meatsword from a vehicle / Ship.
It is extremely embarssing for the blappie.
Bear got blapped by AcidF, Bear is now AcidF's b1tch.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#27 - 2012-03-16 10:59:59 UTC
I agree with most of it..... so a +1 for acting and not whining.... Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Coyote Laughing
#28 - 2012-03-16 11:31:59 UTC
Think of hi-sec as a garden....

where fat little care bares can grow nice and fat for you to slaughter when they finally wander into lowsec and have absolutely no clue what we are doing.

l8r \o/

Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#29 - 2012-03-16 13:48:55 UTC
AcidF wrote:

Definition of the Blap :

The act of slapping someone across the face with your p3ni$. They then become your property

Drive / Fly by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meatsword from a vehicle / Ship.
It is extremely embarssing for the blappie.
Bear got blapped by AcidF, Bear is now AcidF's *****.

Set your orbit to 3cm.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.

FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#30 - 2012-03-16 14:15:50 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
I agree with most of it..... so a +1 for acting and not whining.... Twisted

We have every intention of doing both.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

Kelvan Hemanseh
Hole Exploitation Inc.
#31 - 2012-03-16 14:40:23 UTC
You should put up a KB so we can aggregate how much misery is being done.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#32 - 2012-03-16 15:07:27 UTC
Kelvan Hemanseh wrote:
You should put up a KB so we can aggregate how much misery is being done.

With all the name changes going on, most of the killboards don't work right now without API verification.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

Naga Elohim
Aeras Krekan Syndicate
#33 - 2012-03-16 15:15:21 UTC
I approve of this message
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#34 - 2012-03-16 16:36:22 UTC
What is this?

People admitting they log in to kill ships and wreck stuff?

What ever happened to the good old days when people would hide behind lame excuses such as "this is EvE" and "it's a sandbox"?

But actually playing to destroy other players' ships, in a PVP game? WTF?

I come here for sociopaths, not game play. What's wrong with you people?

Lol

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Captian Otsolen
Doomheim
#35 - 2012-03-16 17:18:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Captian Otsolen
"Most ganks in a noob system – 100m"

Maybe I am wrong, but isn't killing people in one of the starting systems considered griefing and bannable?

http://support.eveonline.com/Pages/KB/Article.aspx?id=336
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#36 - 2012-03-16 18:07:10 UTC
Captian Otsolen wrote:
"Most ganks in a noob system – 100m"

Maybe I am wrong, but isn't killing people in one of the starting systems considered griefing and bannable?

http://support.eveonline.com/Pages/KB/Article.aspx?id=336


Shhhh this is how we filter out the idiots. People dumb enough to go off ganking rookies get banned and we have fewer stupid people playing Eve. I only admit it here because the idiots are too dumb to read past the first post Lol

Also, there are non-rookies in starter systems. Uitra has quite a bit of fighting going on. You just can't shoot the rookies and can baiting/flipping is strictly prohibited.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

FeralShadow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#37 - 2012-03-16 18:12:44 UTC
uh yeah. This event is amazing, and is truly eve to its very core, but killing noobs in the starter systems is a no-no.

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia

Captian Otsolen
Doomheim
#38 - 2012-03-16 18:14:20 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:

Shhhh this is how we filter out the idiots.


+1 just for that
Herr Wilkus
Aggressive Salvage Services LLC
#39 - 2012-03-16 18:36:11 UTC
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought the noob system policy was specifically about jet can baiting.

As far as I know, suicide ganking 1 day old noobs is perfectly legal.

Its also perfectly pointless, as noobs don't really own anything worth ganking yet.

Hard to inflict pain on someone who hasn't yet built up assets worth killing.
Astroniomix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#40 - 2012-03-16 19:23:33 UTC
Confirming I'm going to need more ammo.