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Pirates leaveing me shipless, Need Justice please!

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K'Toll
Golden-Raptor
#21 - 2012-03-14 18:24:51 UTC
Wait, did the OP just admit to being a botter?
Tora Bushido
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#22 - 2012-03-14 19:20:30 UTC
No, its all my fault! Please put the bounty on my head..... Cool Yeh, the bold head with plates!

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Celebris Nexterra
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2012-03-14 19:52:56 UTC
Confirming I will happily find and destroy his Navy Geddon. If I post API verified killmail can I haz yor munniez?
Lucy Oreless
Rise of Rephaim
#24 - 2012-03-14 21:04:50 UTC
This is going places Lol

And yeah... sounds like he just admitted to being a botter.. I predict that in the OP's next post, there will be a short story about how he RMT as well Roll u know... just to make the circle of IQ complete.

 I did not have sexual relations to THAT woman....

Tinu Moorhsum
Random Events
#25 - 2012-03-14 22:06:39 UTC
Kim Chang wrote:


Lord Malic did the "Salvager" Scam,


The *what*?

T-
Longinius Spear
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi
#26 - 2012-03-14 22:07:47 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
Dearest Kim. I am writing on behalf of Crushed Ambitions to state that we are sorry and appalled at the loss of your dual buffer shield and armor tank Navy Domi, which you also fitted so fashionably with large lasers, medium projectiles, and railguns.

On a personal note, does that overdrive injector help much with the speed of your 4 1600mm + 2 800mm armor plate ship? I hear armor like that makes you slower than a neanderthal at a MENSA convention.

http://www.crushedambitions.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8136
API Verified. I can hardly believe it either.



.... Shocked

wtf..

... Shocked

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Longinius Spear
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi
#27 - 2012-03-14 22:24:16 UTC
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=15497150

PVP so epic... only a 1 launcher is needed... and only 30 missles. Looks as if he got 7 of them off before he got smoked.


Seems our Kim Chang was quite the PVPer back in the day. http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Kim+Chang

Read more of my ramblings on my blog www.invadingyourhole.blogspot.com

ZANE VOIDSTALKER
Space Wizards.
Tactical Narcotics Team
#28 - 2012-03-14 23:32:03 UTC
rofl got to give it to you guys this is one of the funniest threads i have read
Katalci
Kismesis
#29 - 2012-03-15 02:26:49 UTC
Kim Chang wrote:
I cant wait untill i get my carrier so I can handle this stuff my self...

Neither can I. If you need help moving to another system in your carrier, please don't hesitate to contact me. My cynosural field generation services are free, done out of the good of my heart to people like you, who've finally gotten a ship big enough to take on the big bad bullies.
Argaral
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#30 - 2012-03-15 03:45:51 UTC
Did you guys can flip him or what? Seriously this guy looks utterly ******* ********.
Hinkledolph
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2012-03-15 15:44:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Hinkledolph
WTF is salvaging scram ?
Tyr Snorri
R'lyeh Postal Service
#32 - 2012-03-15 15:51:41 UTC
Hinkledolph wrote:
WTF is salvaging scram ?


Its a giant magnet with warp scrambling capabilities, bane of mimmy ships.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#33 - 2012-03-15 16:49:22 UTC
It seems justice has already been served.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

Longinius Spear
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi
#34 - 2012-03-15 17:22:32 UTC
Hinkledolph wrote:
WTF is salvaging scram ?



It salvages your warp drive.... right out of your ship. The T2 version pulls bullets from guns.

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Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
#35 - 2012-03-15 17:28:42 UTC
Did anyone else read OP's post with an angry Asian voice? Or just me....
His post should of been narrated by the voice actor of Kahn Supanoosephone (how the hell do you spell that?), that would of made it worthy of being here.

S H I T P O S T I N G

BikerScout Bettie
HariKari And Combines
#36 - 2012-03-15 18:19:42 UTC
Malic can always poke his head into Rancer.
ps3ud0nym
Dixon Cox Butte Preservation Society
#37 - 2012-03-15 18:57:50 UTC
Saw the fit, and my sides are hurting from laughing so much. I am going to send this Lord Malic some isk it made me laugh so hard.

Take this as a learning experience. That fit was so bad that every single second that it wasn't being blown up was doing yourself as disservice by fooling yourself into thinking that your fit was a good idea.

If you want to know why people in nul have such a low opinion of people in high-sec, this is why. Not being mean, but you just don't learn how to actually play EVE sticking around the newbie systems. Please please please, take a EVE Uni course, sign up for agony unleashed or even give my corp a shout. All of us are newbie training organizations, and with that fit you are a newbie no mater how many SP you have or how many years you have been playing.

Good luck next time, and just let it go and learn from it.
Alex Wolfe
Relentless Terrorism
#38 - 2012-03-15 19:22:51 UTC
BikerScout Bettie wrote:
Malic can always poke his head into Rancer.


Looks like he does poke his head into Rancer from time to time.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=15401550
Silus Morde
#39 - 2012-03-15 19:35:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Silus Morde
Kim Chang wrote:
This is the second time in 2 days I have been accosted by pirates and has left me ship-less twice
Im fairly certain that both the Pirates were 1 guy on 2 accounts
Lord Malic and Herr Ziell are the two that got me
Herr Ziell killed my mining ship, that was a bit of my fault tho, i tried to run instead of pay him and he just noob spamed me after he blew up my ship

Lord Malic did the "Salvager" Scam, dident ask for anything, just out right killed my ship when I was attacking a NPC pirate base
I wish I would of known about the salvager trick before I lost my Navy Dominix, and that Herr Ziell just happend to be in the system when that happend

The Solor System was Funtanainen <--Koichi <-- Lonetrek around 12:30-1:00 AM (UTC-06:00 time
Theres a 500mill bounty on both of them and I would be happy to pay whoever brings them to justice for me.. im not even really mad about Herr Ziell, I should of just payed.
Lord Malic needs to die tho, ill pay a huge sum to whoever pod kills him and records it/ takes lots of screen shots aha

Any who, if theres any big time bounty hunters out there, please avenge me! this is getting to be really tedious and down right frustrating being molested every time I turn around, so much for 0.8-0.9 space being safe -_-"

Edit* Ha, i was just reading other peoples posts and it turns out Herr Ziell doesn't honor ransoms, i guess its good i never payed him.
Edit 2* nm, im a noob, I guess it was just a big blunder with the not honoring ransom thing* Sorry Herr Ziell*
Hey, Been playing on and off for awhile. I am mostly a care bear mining player. I do have an alt for combat - nothing serious. When, as a mining care bear I lose a ship I buy and fit another(I can do this because i never fly a ship I cannot afford to lose) I might curse to my corp mates about the nefarious ganker who caught me(usually not pirates who get me cause they usually don't come to hi-sec for the sole purpose a grieving 1 miner). I mine cautiously, aligned to station and when i am out in a belt I stay by the keyboard waiting for the danger to become real. The danger is there and it's why I play. I have earned the ships I fly, and know how to use them. I do not fall for the jetcan or rat wreck tricks to get me to die at the hands of concord.
What I do not do is post in these forums - especially not in C&P about how a nasty ganker/pie rat, or other person of dubious qualities killed my poor ship. It was my mistake. I was not attentive enough, or did not have a good enough fit, and the person who got me got me because of my mistake. They are part of this game, they are the spice, dirty rotten blistards that they are, and part of the reason I play. If the game gets too nerfed I will leave, and I am a care bear saying that. I hope all the pirates die a gloriously blazing death, but not because of a nerfed game. so in closing HTFU, get over it, don't post bounties that the player will use an alt or corp mate to collect(duh, didn't think of that didcha?) never fly a ship you cannot afford to lose and learn how to fly the ship you want to fly before you fly it. Hope you enjoy your experiences in EVE, know I do - good and bad.. cause it is a GAME! lol.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Argaral
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2012-03-15 22:21:33 UTC
Silus Morde wrote:
Kim Chang wrote:
This is the second time in 2 days I have been accosted by pirates and has left me ship-less twice
Im fairly certain that both the Pirates were 1 guy on 2 accounts
Lord Malic and Herr Ziell are the two that got me
Herr Ziell killed my mining ship, that was a bit of my fault tho, i tried to run instead of pay him and he just noob spamed me after he blew up my ship

Lord Malic did the "Salvager" Scam, dident ask for anything, just out right killed my ship when I was attacking a NPC pirate base
I wish I would of known about the salvager trick before I lost my Navy Dominix, and that Herr Ziell just happend to be in the system when that happend

The Solor System was Funtanainen <--Koichi <-- Lonetrek around 12:30-1:00 AM (UTC-06:00 time
Theres a 500mill bounty on both of them and I would be happy to pay whoever brings them to justice for me.. im not even really mad about Herr Ziell, I should of just payed.
Lord Malic needs to die tho, ill pay a huge sum to whoever pod kills him and records it/ takes lots of screen shots aha

Any who, if theres any big time bounty hunters out there, please avenge me! this is getting to be really tedious and down right frustrating being molested every time I turn around, so much for 0.8-0.9 space being safe -_-"

Edit* Ha, i was just reading other peoples posts and it turns out Herr Ziell doesn't honor ransoms, i guess its good i never payed him.
Edit 2* nm, im a noob, I guess it was just a big blunder with the not honoring ransom thing* Sorry Herr Ziell*
Hey, Been playing on and off for awhile. I am mostly a care bear mining player. I do have an alt for combat - nothing serious. When, as a mining care bear I lose a ship I buy and fit another(I can do this because i never fly a ship I cannot afford to lose) I might curse to my corp mates about the nefarious ganker who caught me(usually not pirates who get me cause they usually don't come to hi-sec for the sole purpose a grieving 1 miner). I mine cautiously, aligned to station and when i am out in a belt I stay by the keyboard waiting for the danger to become real. The danger is there and it's why I play. I have earned the ships I fly, and know how to use them. I do not fall for the jetcan or rat wreck tricks to get me to die at the hands of concord.
What I do not do is post in these forums - especially not in C&P about how a nasty ganker/pie rat, or other person of dubious qualities killed my poor ship. It was my mistake. I was not attentive enough, or did not have a good enough fit, and the person who got me got me because of my mistake. They are part of this game, they are the spice, dirty rotten blistards that they are, and part of the reason I play. If the game gets too nerfed I will leave, and I am a care bear saying that. I hope all the pirates die a gloriously blazing death, but not because of a nerfed game. so in closing HTFU, get over it, don't post bounties that the player will use an alt or corp mate to collect(duh, didn't think of that didcha?) never fly a ship you cannot afford to lose and learn how to fly the ship you want to fly before you fly it. Hope you enjoy your experiences in EVE, know I do - good and bad.. cause it is a GAME! lol.


No offense buddy but you may want to consider another game. The fit on that dominix is so....SO ******** that you've just provided an example of what not to fit to every noob in EVE, you literally could not have done it worse. Your mistake was that you lost the game at the fitting screen, care bear or not. Learn to fit your damn ship properly.

www.battleclinic.com is a good place to start before you consider undocking again.
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