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If CCP was a person and you ran into him at a bar........
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Obsidian Dagger
Nitrus Nine
#21 - 2012-03-14 10:09:32 UTC
I've seen pictures of the guys that work in Iceland, and I imagine CCP as being somewhat like them in appearance.

So, punching is out.

Waiting till I get him out the door of the pub and having my 20 friends jump him while I promise to let him go if he hands over his wallet however....
Sisohiv
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2012-03-14 10:14:23 UTC
It will never happen. I don't hang out at Karaoke bars.
Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
#23 - 2012-03-14 10:37:48 UTC
Lord Ryan wrote:
Would you punch him in the face?


No, because I played many MMOs and CCP did atrocious errors but also did great things.

They really work hard and try stay ahead of the technology curve. Most other producers cobble some boring clone together, push it out and then barely update it before expansions, which they ask money for.

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Snatcha Pursia
EVE Corporation 98582134
#24 - 2012-03-14 11:40:10 UTC
I would get us both drunk, my tab ofc. We will latter punch fight most likely and try to beat some sense in him about some issues with the game I'm having. But in the morning all will be good again and friendship restored.
Flyberius
F'n'F Inc
#25 - 2012-03-14 14:33:55 UTC
If I was like half the whiners on this forum I would probably go over to them and ask:

"What's it like living a life where you are a productive member of society and yet a hoard of hopeless, feckless tards tell you how you aren't doing your job properly?"

I wouldn't listen to their answer because that would the the response of a polite, functional human being.
Gerald Taric
NEO DYNAMICS
#26 - 2012-03-14 14:46:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Gerald Taric
Quote:
If CCP was a person and you ran into him at a bar.......
... i would hug him, thank him for such a nice game, offer him a free beer and start a relaxed conversation about EVE. Bear
Ana Vyr
Vyral Technologies
#27 - 2012-03-14 14:54:20 UTC
I'd shake their hand and give praise for an awesome game!

Then, I'd go out to the parking lot and firebomb their car and leave them a kill mail :)
jonnus ursidae
Blacklight Holdings
#28 - 2012-03-14 15:11:17 UTC
I'd avoid him/her as they'd be the neckbeard freak wearing $1000 jeans.
Lord Ryan
True Xero
#29 - 2012-03-14 15:14:11 UTC
Marwood Ford wrote:
If Lord Ryan was a person and you ran into him at a bar...

...would you care?



You would want to sex my body.

As for the rest of you nonperverts, I respect your opinions. This guy though, if you knew the things he wants to do me. Shocking!

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Lord Ryan
True Xero
#30 - 2012-03-14 15:18:14 UTC
jonnus ursidae wrote:
I'd avoid him/her as they'd be the neckbeard freak wearing $1000 jeans.



I went up to Bestbuy Saturday to pick up that Game of Thrones boxset. Everyone says it's really good. Walking up to the store I see 2 real life neckbeards walking out. They may have been brothers. I thought neckbeards were like women on the internet. I was wrong they're real! I was terrified!

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Wulf Tarkin
Electric Sun Associates
#31 - 2012-03-14 15:46:15 UTC
Pat him on the back, buy him a drink, and then help him put the boot into Blizzard's teeth out back.
Sasha Azala
Doomheim
#32 - 2012-03-14 15:51:10 UTC
I'd just treat them the same way I'd treat anyone else, unless they gave me a reason not to.
Lord Ryan
True Xero
#33 - 2012-03-14 17:04:39 UTC
Sasha Azala wrote:
I'd just treat them the same way I'd treat anyone else, unless they gave me a reason not to.



So you would punch him in the face. You know my nose is still crooked, thanks!

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Trainwreck McGee
Doomheim
#34 - 2012-03-14 17:44:49 UTC
I would get him drunk as hell then dump him in the middle of a wheat field naked with the note "TURBERFIELD NEVER FORGET" stapled gunned to his chest.

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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#35 - 2012-03-14 17:45:30 UTC
Punching is too good for them. Now vaporised acid in a squirty bottle...now you're talking! :D

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

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Jed Mosley
U Got To Sin
#36 - 2012-03-14 17:45:49 UTC
I have actually run into ccp and they took me to a bar and gave me a beer.
James J Hill
Doomheim
#37 - 2012-03-14 17:47:59 UTC
Obsidian Dagger wrote:
Waiting till I get him out the door of the pub and having my 20 friends jump him while I promise to let him go if he hands over his wallet however....


^
definitely

it's all about profit
Argyle Jones
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#38 - 2012-03-14 17:49:34 UTC
Quote:
If CCP was a person and you ran into him at a bar.... would you punch him in the face


CCP are persons. Plural. If you punched one of them in the face at a bar, you'd probably soon find yourself outnumbered.

/Yargle
Vetrox Satria
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#39 - 2012-03-14 18:04:37 UTC
If CCP was a person I would say

"CCP? thats a wierd name" then walk off cos I dont speak to random people at bars
Velicitia
XS Tech
#40 - 2012-03-14 18:19:06 UTC
Argyle Jones wrote:
Quote:
If CCP was a person and you ran into him at a bar.... would you punch him in the face


CCP are persons. Plural. If you punched one of them in the face at a bar, you'd probably soon find yourself outnumbered.

/Yargle



so ... you're probably just the bait so that they go flashy to your friends so that CONCORD doesn't come and kill them all before you can steal their wallets?

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
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