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Guinness Quafe for St Patricks Day

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De'Nab
Star Nation
Goonswarm Federation
#1 - 2012-03-13 17:46:42 UTC


Attention Guinness Quafe for St Patricks Day Idea

Need I say anymore?

50% increased chance of vomiting in your pod
80% increase in shield/armour HP
60% decrease in lock time

Petition CCP to help make it happen
Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2012-03-13 17:59:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Grumpy Owly
"Ay ter be sure, we be diggin tha road, but nay fer tatters like, it be fierce mild."

Ideally following stereo types maybe let it grant a mining yield bonus considering the irish are most often comically associated with labourous work or hard graft?

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Killer Gandry
The Concilium Enterprises
#3 - 2012-03-13 20:52:47 UTC
I don't see any reason to do anything special on a day which doesn't hold any value or reason to the masses.

Else we might aswel cramp the place up with all kinds of holidays from all around the world with none EVE related crap.

And yes I mean the X-mas crap aswel.
De'Nab
Star Nation
Goonswarm Federation
#4 - 2012-03-13 21:03:51 UTC
Killer Gandry wrote:
I don't see any reason to do anything special on a day which doesn't hold any value or reason to the masses.

Else we might aswel cramp the place up with all kinds of holidays from all around the world with none EVE related crap.

And yes I mean the X-mas crap aswel.


You really are a miserable git, aren't you.
I suppose you got all grumpy when CCP issued snowball launchers the other year.
It would be like all festive fun ideas.....if you're a miserable git (which you obviously are) don't participate and just play the game as usual. Arse
Killer Gandry
The Concilium Enterprises
#5 - 2012-03-14 02:53:17 UTC
De'Nab wrote:

You really are a miserable git, aren't you.
I suppose you got all grumpy when CCP issued snowball launchers the other year.
It would be like all festive fun ideas.....if you're a miserable git (which you obviously are) don't participate and just play the game as usual. Arse


A mature reply from a mature player.

I think Hello Kitty has lot's of fun eye candy to toy with. So that way you can have your free goodies at about every festivity around.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-03-14 15:36:12 UTC
The worst thing about this thread is that its made by an American who thinks he is Irish.


Just because you have a green jumper and once ate a potato does not make you Irish



Also whenever i go to the west of Ireland the biggest complaint from the Irish is that Americans keep turning up and pretending to be Irish



This must stop. CCP are you listening
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Razesdarked
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-03-14 15:53:23 UTC
De'Nab wrote:


Attention Guinness Quafe for St Patricks Day Idea

Need I say anymore?

50% increased chance of vomiting in your pod
80% increase in shield/armour HP
60% decrease in lock time

Petition CCP to help make it happen


You are already got mildly intoxicated somehow, so y u need moar?

It would be fun to get something.

Make it 100% reduction in pod speed.
40% increase in shield/armor
50% increase in lock time
100% chance you lock anything but what you really want to target.
30% certainly that the lock on the door to your Captains Quarters has been changed by your waifu because you were hitting some friend from behind and she saw you. (She is divorcing you and she is taking half!)

Make all items despawn after pattys day, and have a nice 2 week hangover "penalty" for whoever used this.
De'Nab
Star Nation
Goonswarm Federation
#8 - 2012-03-15 13:09:01 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
The worst thing about this thread is that its made by an American who thinks he is Irish.


Just because you have a green jumper and once ate a potato does not make you Irish



Also whenever i go to the west of Ireland the biggest complaint from the Irish is that Americans keep turning up and pretending to be Irish



This must stop. CCP are you listening



Born & raised in Belfast, now living in Scotland.
If you're gonna troll, at least be accurate
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#9 - 2012-03-15 14:05:56 UTC
You got those stats all wrong.

100% chance to vomit in your pod.
50% increase in locking time
50% reduced sensor strength
25% increase in shields and armor reported by your client, but no actual increase
50% increase to hull

Plus what I call the Sucker Punch: Alpha strikes do 100% more damage. All subsequent attacks are 50% more likely to miss.

The logic:

You're drunk, so your senses are dulled. You THINK you're tougher than you really are and will overestimate yourself. Still, you're going to be hard to finish off; you'll just keep getting up. And while you'll get in a great first shot on the guy who isn't looking, fighting when you're off balance and can't see straight means that the longer it goes the less advantage you have.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Macon Chalaise
VNM Biological Survey Corps
#10 - 2012-03-15 19:41:55 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
You got those stats all wrong.

100% chance to vomit in your pod.
50% increase in locking time
50% reduced sensor strength
25% increase in shields and armor reported by your client, but no actual increase
50% increase to hull

Plus what I call the Sucker Punch: Alpha strikes do 100% more damage. All subsequent attacks are 50% more likely to miss.

The logic:

You're drunk, so your senses are dulled. You THINK you're tougher than you really are and will overestimate yourself. Still, you're going to be hard to finish off; you'll just keep getting up. And while you'll get in a great first shot on the guy who isn't looking, fighting when you're off balance and can't see straight means that the longer it goes the less advantage you have.


This. Could have skipped the logic though, imo, I think most people would have filled those blanks in.Blink

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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#11 - 2012-03-16 02:37:43 UTC
Every time you think it's so obvious that it's idiot-proof, the internet reveals a new level of idiot.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-03-16 03:08:19 UTC
Maybe stop all clones with snake implants from undocking for the day? Blink

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