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True Xero 902
Lord Ryan True Xero Likes received: 902	#1 - 2012-03-14 00:29:49 UTC Would you punch him in the face? Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.

Doomheim 8
anarll Doomheim Likes received: 8	#2 - 2012-03-14 00:46:50 UTC 2 i would beat ccps ass and then try to **** ccps girlfriend


anarll Doomheim Likes received: 8	#3 - 2012-03-14 00:47:36 UTC ... reason being i spend too much time playing eve

School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State 873
Cyprus Black School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State Likes received: 873	#4 - 2012-03-14 00:51:05 UTC Lord Ryan wrote: Would you punch him in the face? What? Why would this even cross your mind? If it were Blizzard I could understand this point of view, but not CCP or other gaming companies. Summary of EvEs last four expansions: http://imgur.com/ZL5SM33

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Alara IonStorm Likes received: 5,477	#5 - 2012-03-14 00:53:21 UTC 12 I would hug him. Then say thank you so much for this great game. Why. Because I am like one of 5 people on this forum that actually enjoy the game.

Federation Industries 405
Grey Azorria Federation Industries Likes received: 405	#6 - 2012-03-14 00:54:37 UTC I might cause him to have liver failure if that counts? Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Sometimes when I post, I look at my sig and wish that I'd follow my own god damned advice.

Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation 116
Shogun Archer Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation Likes received: 116	#7 - 2012-03-14 00:58:43 UTC Why the assumption that CCP would be a dude? If you run into more than 2 a**holes in a day, you should probably look in the mirror.

1,200
Ai Shun Likes received: 1,200	#8 - 2012-03-14 01:02:41 UTC Lord Ryan wrote: Would you punch him in the face? No, I'd buy CCP a beer.

Minmatar Heavy Industries 1,307
DarthNefarius Minmatar Heavy Industries Likes received: 1,307	#9 - 2012-03-14 01:09:04 UTC \| Edited by: DarthNefarius 2 I'd get him drunk, scam him into a pyramid scheme, then pod him in the back alley of the bar after stealing his car & pink slip `An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'`

Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 3,476
Katrina Oniseki Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive Likes received: 3,476	#10 - 2012-03-14 01:43:38 UTC Alara IonStorm wrote: I would hug him. Then say thank you so much for this great game. Why. Because I am like one of 5 people on this forum that actually enjoy the game. I agree. Katrina Oniseki

Mercantilist Corporation of New Eden 56
Nikola Aivoras Mercantilist Corporation of New Eden Likes received: 56	#11 - 2012-03-14 01:46:45 UTC \| Edited by: Nikola Aivoras 1 CCP is like Newt Gingrich. He has the potential to say/do some awesome things, and then he says something really dumb that leaves you wondering...

Guiding Hand Social Club 940
Istvaan Shogaatsu Guiding Hand Social Club Likes received: 940	#12 - 2012-03-14 01:49:03 UTC 1 I'd pay some other guy 20 bucks to punch out CCP, then when he tries, I'd jump in to defend CCP. CCP, smitten with my gallant defense would throw itself into my arms and we would kiss deeply, and then they'd buy me a house in Iceland for all the subs I got them.

Doomheim 10
Marwood Ford Doomheim Likes received: 10	#13 - 2012-03-14 01:56:59 UTC If Lord Ryan was a person and you ran into him at a bar... ...would you care?

GWA Corp 647
Serge Bastana GWA Corp Likes received: 647	#14 - 2012-03-14 01:57:56 UTC 1 Knowing CCP it probably started drinking early and I'd have to carry it home in a wheelbarrow. WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

Serene Repose

Likes received: 3,094

#15 - 2012-03-14 06:27:09 UTC

Nikola Aivoras wrote:

CCP is like Newt Gingrich. He has the potential to say/do some awesome things, and then he says something really dumb that leaves you wondering...

Bearing in mind "awesome" is always what we agree with, and "dumb" is always what we disagree with. As badly as I've ragged on CCP I'd never stoop so low as to compare them to this megalomaniacal, gal-pal, fork-tongued talker. (If you like Newt only for a minute, I have a bridge in San Francisco I'll sell yah, cheap.)

If I saw CCP in a bar, I'd pretend not to notice.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.

AllUrIskRBelongToMeToo

NuclearSpaceFishCapitalism

Likes received: 54

#16 - 2012-03-14 06:54:56 UTC

anarll wrote:

i would beat ccps ass and then try to **** ccps girlfriend

I second that. The reason? Because of their lazy fuckin way with Faction Warfare, their stupid switch to shader 3 without sending a god damn warning for those that are not 23/7 forum whores wagging epeens around..and not refunding the god damn GTC that I had just got the day before they made the switch that booted me from the game.

****, I wouldn't **** ccp's girlfriend, I'd be having a 4some with ccp's mom,girlfriend, and sister in his front yard. Punch ccp in the face with a wrecking shot to the nose...like a boossssss Pirate

Divided Unity 84
Gantz Tleilax Divided Unity Likes received: 84	#17 - 2012-03-14 06:58:24 UTC 2 It's a gay bar isn't it?

Fairlight Corp Rooks and Kings 70
Teron Radec Fairlight Corp Rooks and Kings Likes received: 70	#18 - 2012-03-14 07:17:39 UTC 1 I'd sit down and patiently watch them as they drink. They buy a beer, start drinking it, tell everyone at the bar how good it tastes and how they can't wait to finish it, then watch as they slyly pour it into a nearby plant pot and then order a coffee. "This coffee's great guys! Can't wait to drink it all down...." In the plant pot it goes.

UberWTFBBQ and Battle Technologies 290
Nirnias Stirrum UberWTFBBQ and Battle Technologies Likes received: 290	#19 - 2012-03-14 09:59:47 UTC Id buy them a drink, spike it! take them home and have my dirty way with them!

Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 115
My Postman Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire Likes received: 115	#20 - 2012-03-14 10:08:04 UTC Alara IonStorm wrote: I would hug him. Then say thank you so much for this great game. Why. Because I am like one of 5 people on this forum that actually enjoy the game. This. As far as i read this thread only 2 of 5 missing.