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Headerman
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2011-09-23 07:30:56 UTC
Odd groups go to left, even groups to the right
that means 1, 3, 5, 7 LEFT
2, 4, 6, 8 RIGHT.

7 & 8 are welp groups.

*music* OK listen the **** up. You are going to DPS very very SLOWLY

Now.

By slowly i mean ******* slow.

if you get agro it means your going to lose 50 DKP because you didn't know what the **** to do.

And watch the ******* tail!

if you get kicked into the welps you lose 50 DKP again for NOT being where the **** you were suppose to be

There is no Agro reset.

There only be theres some **** about an agro reset when people don't know how to manage their agro

After 2 sunders you can basically start doing damage to it assuming you know how agro works and you don't over agro.

OK NUKE IT DOT IT!

Help the welp groups when into phase two nuke it as hard as possible.

You want to get it dowen as fast as possible

Have dots up on... every times, two rows, shadow word pain, warlock curses, rend... everything

i dont see enough dots, more dots now!

Come on more DPS, hit it like you mean it.

You'll get time to rest in phase three when im getting the agro

Remember save all your agro reducing abilities for when it lands.

That means staying dead, vanish... erm ******* faded; anything that you can use to reset agro.

At 40% you will stop dots until then you will throw moar dots

throw more dots

more dots

more dots

come on more dots

OK sotp dots.

now hit it very hard. And very fast.

Lee run to the center! :)

Mogris run to the center! :)

Forsight run to the center! :)

Sud run to the center! :)

Isis run to the center! :)

Whatever the **** you do DO NOT STAND NEXT TO OTHER PEOPLE!

Mogris center! :) Just heal me.

Lee do not-!!

Go away from the Headley! Go away ----->

K, DPS! Slowly.

COME HERE YOU ******* C-!!!

Watch the tail!

*Welp*

*Crashim was fe-... zero?

WHO THE **** WAS THAT!!!!!

CRASHIM! WHAT THE ****!

Welps left side!!! Even side, many welps!! Now! Handle it!!

FUUUUCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats a ******* 50 DKP Minus!! What The **** was that ****!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you stand in the right ******* place there is no way you are going to ******* get into the god damn welps!

Whatever ******* fear, tail swipe, whatever the ****! OK?

Its like one in a ******* million!

From the ******* north corner to the middle into the ******* welp cage,

It's not even ******* remotely imaginable!

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Nyio
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2011-09-23 07:33:10 UTC
Ok, who took Headerman's meds?
Please give them back to him.
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#3 - 2011-09-23 07:36:34 UTC
Holy.......

Medical thataway --->
Sarton Wells
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2011-09-23 07:36:55 UTC
Was that some hardcore guild's chat log on the first onyxia's lair?
The Apostle
Doomheim
#5 - 2011-09-23 07:45:32 UTC
Transcript Goons Mumble?

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]

Darth Skorpius
352 Industries
#6 - 2011-09-23 07:47:25 UTC
Sarton Wells wrote:
Was that some hardcore guild's chat log on the first onyxia's lair?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04
Sarton Wells
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2011-09-23 07:50:32 UTC
Welp...wish I could say I was surprised ><
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#8 - 2011-09-23 08:13:40 UTC
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#9 - 2011-09-23 08:47:53 UTC
Nyio wrote:
Ok, who took Headerman's meds?
Please give them back to him.


I did and no, I ate them all.Twisted

Yeeee! 

St Mio
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2011-09-23 08:50:55 UTC
And this ladies and gentlemen, is why we can't have nice things.
Lucien Visteen
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2011-09-23 08:52:25 UTC
Whenever I read or hear this I have MrVoletrons remix going in my head.

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

Headerman
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2011-09-23 08:57:14 UTC
Lucien Visteen wrote:
Whenever I read or hear this I have MrVoletrons remix going in my head.


omg i love it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtWfhkC4A_A

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My Postman
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2011-09-23 11:01:45 UTC
As english is not my native tongue, it´s sometimes hard to know what ppl are meaning with their posts. And sometimes it´s impossible.
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#14 - 2011-09-23 11:09:53 UTC
My Postman wrote:
As english is not my native tongue, it´s sometimes hard to know what ppl are meaning with their posts. And sometimes it´s impossible.

English is my native language, I also know the OP in game and it was still a lolwtf moment.Lol

Yeeee! 

Malken
Sleiipniir
#15 - 2011-09-23 11:12:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Malken
haha funneh, another funneh one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yijqt5cHmj0&feature=related
Big smile

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CCP Navigator
C C P
C C P Alliance
#16 - 2011-09-23 11:28:44 UTC
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