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Caldari State Wants YOU!

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BolsterBomb
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-03-06 02:15:19 UTC
The Caldari State NEEDS YOU

Are you new in the Caldari state?

Do you need standing to run your missions?

Do you want to get int an establish FW corp?

Well this is for you!

We are organizing a militia DEFENSIVE Fleet organization

What this is, is general militia organized to run defensive plexes.

This helps the active offensive fleets to be able to gain ground while the Defensive fleet holds ground.

Ex: We just captured Akiadagi and Enualuri. We need people running defensive plexes to keep the system in our hands while we take new systems.

A defensive plex is very simple and easy. You orbit the button until the timer Is finished. A t1 frig can run a major plex. The defensive plex gives you NPC help which aids you if you get attacked.

We are looking for someone in militia that wants to step up and learn to FC as well as new pilots looking to get into established FW corps.

Mail Bolsterbomb if you are interested or post your questions here.


P.S. FREE BEER convo YorkCraft

Brig General of The Caldari State

"Don" Bolsterbomb

Traitor and Ex Luminaire General of The Gallente Federation

IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#2 - 2012-03-07 02:41:52 UTC  |  Edited by: IbanezLaney
Why is this the 1st time I've heard about York giving out free beer????

Edit - adding something constructive.
I am also looking to get some more people into my corp to help the Caldari fight off the filthy frog scourge that currently taints the universe.

So here is the 1st honest corp advert ever in eve:
My corp is only new and small + we are really crap at pvp and I randomly put taxes to 100% just for the lolz.
So if anyone needs a corp - feel free to apply to The Church of Awesome.

I am in the Australian timezone - but we don't care what timezone you are from - we are an equal opportunity corp and therefore hate everyone equally.

Only 5 rules:
1. Never shoot at or scram a blue/calmil without prior arrangement with that person. (testing fits or whatever)
2. Never ask for directorship or access to corp assets.
3. No racism.
4. No hassling female corp members.
5. Follow the FC's orders. Being kicked from a Militia fleet is likely to result in a kick from the corp too.

I will provide genuine new players who actively plex with cheap but effective plexing ships.

The only ship we would require you to train right up for is the Drake.
We prefer you fly Caldari ships - if you would rather use another factions ships that's OK.

Frog alts - yeah I know you'll try and join. If you need to waste an account by putting a toon in my crappy corp - then we have won already.
Benjamin Hamburg
Chaos.Theory
#3 - 2012-03-07 04:12:36 UTC
IbanezLaney wrote:

2. Never ask for directorship or access to corp assets.


Maybe we can still find an agreement
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#4 - 2012-03-07 04:25:37 UTC
Benjamin Hamburg wrote:
IbanezLaney wrote:

2. Never ask for directorship or access to corp assets.


Maybe we can still find an agreement



Naturally we should ask Mittani to act as mediator for such agreement
Sounds like a great plan to me.



What could possibly go wrong? Roll
Deen Wispa
Sheriff.
Caldari Tactical Operations Command
#5 - 2012-03-07 05:55:09 UTC
inb4 Mutnin recruitment post...

High Five. Yeah! C'est La Eve .

Mutnin
SQUIDS.
#6 - 2012-03-07 21:32:08 UTC
Deen Wispa wrote:
inb4 Mutnin recruitment post...


In b4 bitter Gallente posts.. well almost.. Lol
X Gallentius
Black Eagle1
#7 - 2012-03-07 21:36:02 UTC
Will nothing stop that traitor to the Federation?!!! Bah!

Join the FDU! Fight against the fascists now before they try to sell off our systems to the highest bidder again!
BolsterBomb
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-03-07 21:37:58 UTC
X Gallentius wrote:
Will nothing stop that traitor to the Federation?!!! Bah!

Join the FDU! Fight against the fascists now before they try to sell off our systems to the highest bidder again!





gallente tears = best tears

SLAPD tears = bestest tears

Brig General of The Caldari State

"Don" Bolsterbomb

Traitor and Ex Luminaire General of The Gallente Federation

Cat Casidy
Percussive Diplomacy
Sedition.
#9 - 2012-03-07 23:52:36 UTC
daww, you DO still care!

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Deen Wispa
Sheriff.
Caldari Tactical Operations Command
#10 - 2012-03-08 03:08:18 UTC
Heck, I'm not shy of whoring in some new recruits for the Federation. It's time to add some class to this thread- Gallente style;

Some factoids about us. And bear in mind that this is a new FW corp just starting out in January 2012. So compare us to others who started out as well. Not to the top corps. See official recruitment post for more info.

February was our first full month of FW and we finished with 80+ kills and 100+ losses. I'd say about 30ish of those losses were in non-combat with people not knowing how to move/travel through lolzsec. So those silly losses will decrease for March. We ranked 18th overall behind all Gallente corps for kills.

We do not visit lolzsec for action. We live in it. As should you. And believe me, there are many starter corps who are still in hisec wondering when they'll make the move.

For March, we are currently ranked 3rd for most kills for independent corps (those not in an alliance), behind Hypernova and FDU. Heck, we'd be second behind Hypernova if it weren't for Galactica and his l337 pvp skills carrying FDU :) I think we're top 10 amonst all Gallente corps.

We're just humble pilots with humble skills. Inquire within :)

PS- It doesn'tt matter who you join. Just join a faction and roll with the punches. I came back to EVE 2 months ago and I'm glad I made the move into FW. The summer expansion, increased militia sign-ups, and a possible CSM candidate representing us creates a perfect storm of opportunities for those looking to get their pew on w/o dealing with the drama of other parts of space.



High Five. Yeah! C'est La Eve .

Mutnin
SQUIDS.
#11 - 2012-03-08 11:54:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Mutnin
Deen Wispa wrote:

We do not visit lolzsec for action. We live in it. As should you. And believe me, there are many starter corps who are still in hisec wondering when they'll make the move.



I've lived in low sec since I was a noobling and our original corp (Mutineers) was war dec'd by some griefer corps our first month in game. Never had a need to live in high sec, but after we started our current corp we were dealing with station camping in low sec and having war targets 1 jump away, which isn't my style of play to be honest. Station games are ghey and having 1 gate separating yourself and your war targets takes away a lot of tactics.

We looked at the map and decided the best place to live tactically, was in high sec as you just can't beat having a high sec base where we are located.. We have 3 entry points into low sec, at 3 totally separate points on map with-in 2 jumps from our home system. Go a total of 5 jumps and we have 3 more access points or we can even skip over to Tama via high sec by going 8 jumps. Not to mention it's very easy for our guys to make ISK.

This means by living in high sec, we can show up anywhere on the map in low sec, with out Gallentte having eyes on us or knowing what we are up to. This is very important for the way we run our Thrasher gangs as they are meant to do hit and run tactics and not fight head to head. Not to mention logistics is a breeze with Jita being only a few jumps away and being I do most of our corps logistics, that is something that saves me a lot of time, hassle and headaches.

Added bonus, is we get to bait a lot of pies on the high sec entry points and we also have been war Dec'd by a corp that has given us about 4 billion ISK in kills in the last 4 or 5 days.. Big smile

While we don't "live" in low sec officially, we really do nothing in high sec other than park our ships. All our guys make their ISK in low sec and other than our current war dec all our PVP is in low sec aside from the occasional Gal war target that we happen to catch running through high sec and of course our current war dec.

TBH, you Gallente are dumb for not living in your High sec. You guys could have a ton of action if you lived in Villore as it's 8 jumps from Minmatar space meaning you could easily roam both war fronts getting action on both ends of the map. The problem is you Gallente as a whole seem to treat EVE like it's some FPS game and always want "instant action".. You guys rarely ever roam the pipes the bulk of you all stay hurdled up with-in a 4 to 5 jump radius, rarely venturing out side your safety net of instant blob when someone yells HALP!.

See that's the difference between most of Gallnete vs most of Caldari.. We are willing to go out roam the pipes and look for fights, while you guys always expect the fight to be delivered on a silver platter on your door step. We could live in Kinakka, Enal , Asakai but honestly there is not a single advantage of living in any of those locations vs Onnamon , Ichoriya or Sammauni.

TBH if we move back to low sec it won't be in one of the local systems.. it would be around OMS or Ostingele or somewhere in Syndicate, because that's a great place to roam for smaller gang fights.

I will say this, we already have a 2nd base in works in it's also in high sec.. Gallente high sec.. Kill Mails should start showing up in the next few days from that venture but don't worry it's not meant to target you Gallente in high sec.. We have other targets in mind. Big smile
Rel'k Bloodlor
Federation Front Line Report
Federation Front Line
#12 - 2012-03-09 02:13:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Rel'k Bloodlor
DO YOU LIKE SPACE FASCISM?!?!?!

IF YOU SAID YES THEN JOIN THE CALDARI FIGHT FOR LESS FREEDOM AND MORE ISK FOR YOUR OPPRESSORS!!


JOIN TO DAY!











or you could join the Gallenta and fight to unify the federation that the Caldari were part of and help found.

I wanted to paint my space ship red, but I couldn't find enough goats. 

Vordak Kallager
Descendance.
GoonSwarm.
#13 - 2012-03-09 02:39:23 UTC
So much Frog on Squid hate. Join Min/Amarr for :chillbros: and fun fights. Cool

Sa souvraya niende misain ye.

Abyssum Invocat
Yet Another Tax Haven
#14 - 2012-03-13 03:26:49 UTC
We may be the new guys to Caldari Militia but we've lived in Black Rise long enough to bloody the Gallente on more than a few occasions. We are now bringing to bear our arms alongside the Caldari to purge our region of you naive hippies. Death to the Gallente and glory to the State.
Pulgy
Doomheim
#15 - 2012-03-13 04:22:12 UTC
Mutnin wrote:
You guys rarely ever roam the pipes the bulk of you all stay hurdled up with-in a 4 to 5 jump radius, rarely venturing out side your safety net of instant blob when someone yells HALP!.

See that's the difference between most of Gallnete vs most of Caldari.. We are willing to go out roam the pipes and look for fights, while you guys always expect the fight to be delivered on a silver platter on your door step.
Big smile


Say what? oh wait you're serious bwhahaha

Munin wrote:

I will say this, we already have a 2nd base in works in it's also in high sec.. Gallente high sec.. Kill Mails should start showing up in the next few days from that venture but don't worry it's not meant to target you Gallente in high sec.. We have other targets in mind.


Good for you. No really.
No range? No problem!   Join the Church of the Holy Blaster™ . A Hybrid religion.
sYnc Vir
Wolfsbrigade
Ghost Legion.
#16 - 2012-03-13 05:57:46 UTC
Needed a pi$s found this thread. Something about heaven springs to mind.

Don't ask about Italics, just tilt your head.

Bad Messenger
Rehabilitation Clinic
#17 - 2012-03-13 09:15:53 UTC
lol militia, why to join militia when you can deliver pizza
Sage Revinour
Only Fools or Horses
#18 - 2012-03-13 18:23:26 UTC
Deen Wispa wrote:
Heck, I'm not shy of whoring in some new recruits for the Federation. It's time to add some class to this thread- Gallente style;


Heck, I'm willing to go frog on two conditions:
1) no failscade blobbing
2) FCs that are worth a damn (ie, don't have an ego stick up their--- you know)...

Is that possible?? Cool
Cat Casidy
Percussive Diplomacy
Sedition.
#19 - 2012-03-13 19:23:18 UTC
Bad Messenger wrote:
lol militia, why to join militia when you can deliver pizza


Drat! someone preemptively stole our idea!

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Andre Vauban
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2012-03-13 20:24:39 UTC
Sage Revinour wrote:
Deen Wispa wrote:
Heck, I'm not shy of whoring in some new recruits for the Federation. It's time to add some class to this thread- Gallente style;


Heck, I'm willing to go frog on two conditions:
1) no failscade blobbing
2) FCs that are worth a damn (ie, don't have an ego stick up their--- you know)...

Is that possible?? Cool


#2 is true in Gallente Militia. #1 not so much. We are a member of blob-oholic anonymous. We are working to rid ourselves of this eveil disease using the easy 12 step program. Sadly we have only completed step #1

1.We admitted we were powerless over blobbing—that our fights had become unmanageable without blobbing
2.Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to fair fights
3.Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
4.Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves
5.Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our blobbing
6.Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character
7.Humbly asked Him to remove our blobbing ways
8.Made a list of all persons we had blobbed, and became willing to make amends to them all
9.Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others
10.Continued to take personal inventory, and when we were wrong, promptly admitted it
11.Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out
12.Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to blob-oholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs

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