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Spring Break: Forever Alone
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Xenuria
#1 - 2012-03-10 21:42:30 UTC
So it is officially spring break for me and all the cool people are going to parties and having all kinds of crazy sex. But me, I am staying home and playing EVE or Mass Effect 3.

At least in Mass Effect being the paragon (good guy) nets you affection and reciprocation from females. In the real world people like me stand in the shadows and watch normal happy people enjoy their lives. Nobody ever invites us into the light. Nobody loves, nobody cares.

I am a freak. A cosmic joke of nature and science.
In video games like Mass Effect being the freak means you are unique and people love you for being what you are.
In the real world it just means people are afraid of you and not in the respectful kind of way.

After cutting ties with Shadow of Death I am now 400 million isk in the red because I had bought all sorts of ships and fits to help my corp only to be kicked out of it because I was an "embarrassment" and I was "stealing votes" from UAxDEATH. Not that it makes much of a difference. Shadow was losing space to foes quicker than I could liquidate my assets.


One thing I have learned from being "different" is that there is no always closure for the events and things that have upset you, but with each horrible tragedy there is born a seed of potential.

I am that potential focused! Harvest me for my sweet nectar oh great futanari gods from beyond!

Harvest me!


Harvest my nectar!


Why wont anybody harvest me?!

CSM 12 Candidate
Saint Lazarus
Spiorad ag fanaiocht
#2 - 2012-03-10 23:53:46 UTC
Xenuria
#3 - 2012-03-11 01:42:20 UTC
Mass Effect 3 is pretty good so far. Graphics kinda suck though. I have come to expect more from them. Not sure why.

CSM 12 Candidate
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#4 - 2012-03-11 16:57:24 UTC
In russia, stealing votes kick YOU out of corp.

Did putin having his election so close to spring break, help him get elected. (With all you apperently haveing parties and sex all the time, they looked forward to him showing up so the voted for him again)

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne
SpaceSquirrels
#5 - 2012-03-12 00:47:10 UTC
Didnt you rage quit the other day?

Phony.
Xenuria
#6 - 2012-03-12 00:53:54 UTC
SpaceSquirrels wrote:
Didnt you rage quit the other day?

Phony.


Rage quite what?

I rarely quit anything without good reason.

CSM 12 Candidate
Jeyson Vicious
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-03-12 04:16:28 UTC
Run 1 mile and do 100 push ups a day. And stop using or acting like the word futurina for starts*. That'll increase your chances.

As for the Corp stuff, don't be a push over. Keep your ways and means to yourself and help out in average ways as you see fit. Splurging on genuine relationships is fun - but on your own terms.

*No matter how intellectual, well read/traveled or smart you (think gou) are, I find most people don't want to hear it. Keep it simple and show interest in them. A tip on Leadership 5: charm is how you make other people feel.

Now go get'm!
Merin Ryskin
Peregrine Industries
#8 - 2012-03-12 04:33:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Merin Ryskin
1/10

It's not a bad "poor me" rant, but the act is getting kind of old. You could earn a few points back if you start posting from an alt account instead, so people are more likely to take the bait. However, to get into the 8-10 range you're going to need to make some major improvements to your trolling efforts



(If you're somehow serious, here's a hint: of course women don't like you. Nobody likes someone who writes emo forum posts about how misunderstood they are. Grow up, drop the self pity, and you'll realize that it's really not that hard to find someone.

(Edit: or you could just give up on women and start pursuing men instead. Just go to the right bar, be willing to let your true love for the night dock his Thorax in your station, and you too can have parties and crazy sex.)
Jeyson Vicious
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-03-12 05:50:20 UTC
That too. No emo post about how misunderstood you are

A waving ocean doesn't care about the intentions of a boat rider trying to cross it. Be the ocean. Or in GoT terms, Lions don't concernc themselves with the opinions of men. Well said!
Valerius Anthar
Nuts Butts and EuroSluts
#10 - 2012-03-12 12:52:12 UTC
Merin Ryskin wrote:
1/10

It's not a bad "poor me" rant, but the act is getting kind of old. You could earn a few points back if you start posting from an alt account instead, so people are more likely to take the bait. However, to get into the 8-10 range you're going to need to make some major improvements to your trolling efforts



(If you're somehow serious, here's a hint: of course women don't like you. Nobody likes someone who writes emo forum posts about how misunderstood they are. Grow up, drop the self pity, and you'll realize that it's really not that hard to find someone.

(Edit: or you could just give up on women and start pursuing men instead. Just go to the right bar, be willing to let your true love for the night dock his Thorax in your station, and you too can have parties and crazy sex.)


I think I might end up taking your advice one day. Women are so womenlyish, that not even women can understand them. The solution might be to go gay and never look back.

Either that of course, or be totally asexual. But I'm sure suppressing the evolutionary sexual drive would involve some strange hormone injecting that might mutate me into an unsightly blob that resembles a Dominix. vOv
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-03-12 15:05:16 UTC
"No matter how beautiful she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her sh*t."
-Graffiti in the men's room at the Luckenbach, TX post office/bar
Smile Not saying women aren't lovely, beautiful, desirable, all that. But that saying sort of keeps it in perspective.
Terminal Insanity
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2012-03-12 15:14:41 UTC
Mushrooms and Weed

"War declarations are never officially considered griefing and are not a bannable offense, and it has been repeatedly stated by the developers that the possibility for non-consensual PvP is an intended feature." - CCP
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#13 - 2012-03-12 15:50:17 UTC
Merin Ryskin wrote:
1/10

It's not a bad "poor me" rant, but the act is getting kind of old. You could earn a few points back if you start posting from an alt account instead, so people are more likely to take the bait. However, to get into the 8-10 range you're going to need to make some major improvements to your trolling efforts



(If you're somehow serious, here's a hint: of course women don't like you. Nobody likes someone who writes emo forum posts about how misunderstood they are. Grow up, drop the self pity, and you'll realize that it's really not that hard to find someone.

(Edit: or you could just give up on women and start pursuing men instead. Just go to the right bar, be willing to let your true love for the night dock his Thorax in your station, and you too can have parties and crazy sex.)



Ugh, these kinds of post drive me crazy. In one paragraph you point out how this is an obvious troll thread, only to take the bait in the second paragraph. This is becoming more and more of a common sight in forums.

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SpaceSquirrels
#14 - 2012-03-12 21:51:01 UTC
Xenuria wrote:
SpaceSquirrels wrote:
Didnt you rage quit the other day?

Phony.


Rage quite what?

I rarely quit anything without good reason.



No not you the shlub above you... Must have for got the "carrot" ^