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You find out you have 24 hours left to EvE and you can never log back in. What do you do?

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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#21 - 2012-03-11 13:12:20 UTC
Don't speak of such horrible events!!! Sad

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Nedes Betternaem
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#22 - 2012-03-11 13:12:47 UTC
I would hit the like button on everybody's post in this thread, oh wait I just did that.
Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#23 - 2012-03-11 13:28:20 UTC
Make a new and original "Eve is dying" thread.

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Darek Castigatus
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#24 - 2012-03-11 16:14:58 UTC
arrange a corp roam, use my isk and assets to supply and fit all the ships and see how much ass my collective wealth can kickk before going up in flames.

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Cambarus
The Baros Syndicate
#25 - 2012-03-11 16:18:26 UTC
GCC in my utu.
Angry Brother
Doomheim
#26 - 2012-03-11 16:41:11 UTC
Cambarus wrote:
GCC in my utu.


GCC in my utu, mimir, adrestia, freki, vangel, malice
PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#27 - 2012-03-11 17:30:44 UTC
I'd smart bomb jita 4-4 like there's no tomorrow because well.....no tomorrow and all that.
TheBreadMuncher
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#28 - 2012-03-11 17:37:03 UTC
I would put all my assets into one hilariously blingfit T3 and suicide gank somebody in 1.0.

Then I'd say "Thank ****, I'm free!" and would go exercise.

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Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#29 - 2012-03-11 17:40:32 UTC
GCC ALL THE THINGS!

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Minabunny
Bogus Brothers Corporation
#30 - 2012-03-11 17:44:33 UTC
I'd see how much $$ I could get for the account.
gfldex
#31 - 2012-03-11 18:55:56 UTC
I would kick The Door in and hug as many ppl as I can.

If you take all the sand out of the box, only the cat poo will remain.

Im Super Gay
Investtan Inc.
The Republic.
#32 - 2012-03-11 19:12:03 UTC
Self destruct a badger full to the brim of corpses outside of Jita 4-4. Also perpetuum sucks.
Arakazzi
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#33 - 2012-03-11 19:22:29 UTC
After many delays and false starts, I would begin the apocolypse.

Perpetuums a joke. If I couldn't play EVE why would I play a poor imitation?
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2012-03-11 19:55:23 UTC
Get as many people as I can to simultaneously set off smartbombs at jita 4-4 and the stargates in jita.

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Willl Adama
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#35 - 2012-03-11 19:56:09 UTC
I would win eve

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Dbars Grinding
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2012-03-11 20:00:30 UTC
I would ingest a lot of Extenze so my pee pee is 15 inches long while doing coke. Then i would load a T1 frig with 18 bil worth of plex and fly it through goon space while smashing my face against the keyboard.

I have more space likes than you. 

Laughing SkuIl
Abrahams Guide
#37 - 2012-03-11 20:43:22 UTC

Fly to Jita.....

Say in Local ... ' I'am leaving EVE and am giving all my isk away ' by offering to Double what you are willing to send me !

Trust is earned

Skorpynekomimi
#38 - 2012-03-11 20:47:36 UTC
Jam a long-period skill in, then sell my main, send the ISK to my alt, and RMT it off. Then probably buy a car or something.

Economic PVP

Tanya Powers
Doomheim
#39 - 2012-03-11 21:53:35 UTC
Darth A30NZ wrote:
I would cyno my archon into Amamake top belt filled with everything I own, Deploy fighters and hope for the best. I'd most likely kill hundreds before I went down.

You?


I'd send everything to Tanya Powers with a hate mail, something like this:

"Heya scrub!

Here you are, I'm ganking your wallet and there's nothing you can do, yeah you're reading me well!!
Try to burn all those ships/mods I just send you before the end of the week, haha you can't !! "

Believe me, I'll do my best to accomplish this hard task.
Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
#40 - 2012-03-11 22:13:02 UTC
Uninstall

Ship toast on FHC