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Finding funny things the Devs put into Eve online

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malfoy
Harabec inc
#41 - 2011-09-21 18:04:27 UTC  |  Edited by: malfoy
Lady Zarrina wrote:
I always get a chuckle out of the description for the Elite hull tanking cert.


i always think you lot are funny. funny beyond beleif. anyway lets move on. whos next! :)
malfoy
Harabec inc
#42 - 2011-09-21 18:12:03 UTC
i'll choose then. since noone is forthcomming.
Myvek
Antares Fleet Yards
#43 - 2011-09-22 00:11:01 UTC
I just looked at the info on a Customs installation.
Quote:
Orbital Customs Offices are the primary points of contact between planetary and interplanetary economies. These facilities, resembling massive hangars in space, provide high-volume, high-frequency cargo transport services between a planet's surface and orbit.

Excerpt from the Amarr Prime Customs Agency regulations, section 17, subsection 4, paragraph 8:

The following items may only be imported or exported with the express prior approval of the Imperial Underscrivener for Commercial Affairs:

Narcotic substances; handheld firearms; slaver hounds (except as personal property); Mindflood; live insects; ungulates; Class 1 refrigerants and aerosols; forced laborers/personal slaves (or other sapient livestock); animal germ-plasm; biomass of human origin; xenobiotics; walnuts.


No ungulates or walnuts allowed? Lol
ShipSpinner
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#44 - 2011-09-22 15:32:01 UTC
JoeBear770 wrote:
Another good one;
http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tampered_Dolls


I believe this comes from the best mission arc I ever saw. It was a five-part L1 mission where you had to retrieve a doll in the first four by doing everything, including mining. The agent's message in the final part is "Bring me his meat suit, I want to wear it."
Homo Erectus
Evolution
Northern Coalition.
#45 - 2011-09-22 17:48:01 UTC
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