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SKIPPERMONKEY FOR CSM
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Grikath
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#101 - 2012-03-07 04:06:59 UTC
Dear Skipper, you disappoint me..

I give you a handle on what can be one of the biggest Tomfooleries in EVE, and you start with "a couple of dreads"

Nay! Nay! Nay! Sir... Far be it from me to contradict your PR officer at so precious a time, but you miss a true Aurum opportunity

While the whole idea amounts to your side to actual...effort... [/shudder], the idea of getting the mitten to Froth, and getting/bribing/plying with drink a Dev/senior programmer/the janitor so far to actually turn "Tears of the Mitten" into an actual tradeable item and get it recognised as such and sell it..
But Alas.. as soon as mentioned, the idea is gone, and will be used and Ifruitlawyerdeadlocked by the person you seek to Froth..

Then again, I may just have raised the bar a bit, and you can still cash in on it. You have already proven to Flail outside the Box... you can do better!!!

I think those shellfish were BADZ for you..

Highsec isn't "Safe".  Neither is it a playground for bullies and bottomfeeders. So stop complaining and start playing the game already.
BuzzyBeagle
Centers for Intergalactic Mercantile Acquisition
#102 - 2012-03-07 13:48:04 UTC
Sympathy bump for Skipper as his post only has 6 pages and has falled to page 4 of JPSC forums.

also sorry your so butthurt i left. i still love you and your pointy little elf nose.
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#103 - 2012-03-07 14:05:23 UTC
BuzzyBeagle wrote:
Sympathy bump for Skipper as his post only has 6 pages and has falled to page 4 of JPSC forums.

also sorry your so butthurt i left. i still love you and your pointy little elf nose.


Its true to say TK has changed since you left.

Use of the word 'pikey', evemails about ransoming month old characters for all their money and pod lossmails in Jita are all down 100% since you left.

:(

Anyhoo, its good to see you back in our trainer corp. Maybe one day you might graduate all over again.

:)

VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#104 - 2012-03-07 17:24:08 UTC
Thank you for your support Buzzdog and for the vote for Skippermonkey!


I'm glad to see you did your part for king and country Big smile

Would you like a kitten?

Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#105 - 2012-03-07 20:20:37 UTC
Grikath wrote:
Dear Skipper, you disappoint me..

I give you a handle on what can be one of the biggest Tomfooleries in EVE, and you start with "a couple of dreads"

Nay! Nay! Nay! Sir... Far be it from me to contradict your PR officer at so precious a time, but you miss a true Aurum opportunity

While the whole idea amounts to your side to actual...effort... [/shudder], the idea of getting the mitten to Froth, and getting/bribing/plying with drink a Dev/senior programmer/the janitor so far to actually turn "Tears of the Mitten" into an actual tradeable item and get it recognised as such and sell it..
But Alas.. as soon as mentioned, the idea is gone, and will be used and Ifruitlawyerdeadlocked by the person you seek to Froth..

Then again, I may just have raised the bar a bit, and you can still cash in on it. You have already proven to Flail outside the Box... you can do better!!!

I think those shellfish were BADZ for you..


I think I like...some..of ...

..I don't ..even...

Would you like a kitten?

Rebecca Cesaille
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#106 - 2012-03-08 05:54:32 UTC
you got my vote! Big smile
Ivar Avar
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#107 - 2012-03-08 21:41:04 UTC
Voting is for chumps. However, I just happen to be a chump so I voted for Skippermonkey, because just like 1 vote, he doesn't matter.
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#108 - 2012-03-09 01:05:32 UTC
Ivar Avar wrote:
Voting is for chumps. However, I just happen to be a chump so I voted for Skippermonkey, because just like 1 vote, he doesn't matter.


THE REASONS WHY DO NOT MATTER

VOTE FOR SKIPPERMONKEY

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#109 - 2012-03-09 01:17:52 UTC
even the game itself is scared to have me as CSM

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/9836/somethingbad.png

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#110 - 2012-03-09 02:00:30 UTC
I just posted in the election participation levels thread that I believe the record turnout could be because SkipperMonkey's amazing charisma!

Issler
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#111 - 2012-03-09 14:33:35 UTC
VOTE FOR ME AND I PROMISE TO NERF RIVERINI'S PENCIL MOUSTACHE

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#112 - 2012-03-12 13:00:42 UTC


Is this over yet?

Would you like a kitten?

Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#113 - 2012-03-12 13:10:07 UTC
Zixie Draco wrote:


Is this over yet?



ITS NEVER OVER!

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
BuzzyBeagle
Centers for Intergalactic Mercantile Acquisition
#114 - 2012-03-13 10:17:40 UTC
Skapper, save the cash for your trip to Iceland yet?
you will need it.
Roll
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#115 - 2012-03-13 11:26:30 UTC
HEY THAR BUZZY - I MADE YOUR QUOTE MORE INTERESTING

BuzzyBeagle wrote:
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!


REMEMBER TO VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY!

SEE YOU AT FANFEST!!

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
BuzzyBeagle
Centers for Intergalactic Mercantile Acquisition
#116 - 2012-03-14 12:31:46 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
HEY THAR BUZZY - I MADE YOUR QUOTE MORE INTERESTING

BuzzyBeagle wrote:
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!


REMEMBER TO VOTE SKIPPERMONKEY!

SEE YOU AT FANFEST!!


[ 2012.02.22 01:36:42 ] Rachida > Skippermonkey you will be cindy
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#117 - 2012-03-14 13:19:18 UTC
Buzzy you are rambling again...

Did you remember to take your medication?

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#118 - 2012-03-14 13:26:08 UTC
I voted for you as im hoping to see some major CSM trolling i just hope you dont support Man U


You a few notes of interest


1. If mittans wins the CSM can you just whisper "you have a pretty mouth" at him under your breath whenever he speaks.
2. Turn up in your underwear and a dressing gown to all CSM meetings and then argue for 20 minutes that there was no dress code so you came in something comfortable
3. Flirt constantly with Hilmar
4. Insist that all CSM members take a test for Autism that you personally will administer.
5. Tell everyone that Gary Glitter is your hero



Come back to me if you need more suggestions



I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
BuzzyBeagle
Centers for Intergalactic Mercantile Acquisition
#119 - 2012-03-16 15:01:43 UTC
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#120 - 2012-03-16 15:35:41 UTC
BuzzyBeagle wrote:
less than stellar review of Skapper on Joystiq
http://massively.joystiq.com/2012/03/11/eve-evolved-csm-7-candidate-roundup-page-2/

You must have a boner for me the size the empire state building the lengths you go to to post in my threads and get my attention

:3

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION