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Rofl Mail from wannabe pvp'r Kai86

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Jack Traynor
Doomheim
#21 - 2012-02-28 22:55:34 UTC
I stopped reading after the fourth or fifth gai "rolf"... Just because this is the internet doesn't mean you need to act like a 13 y/o living in mommy's basement...
Rao Kappa
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#22 - 2012-02-28 23:15:33 UTC
Is this even english?
Angriest Angel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2012-02-29 00:05:51 UTC
i had this reply window open because, well actually I have no idea what to say, after reading this, I just wanted to reply that I do not know what I want to reply....
Istyn
Freight Club
#24 - 2012-02-29 10:11:09 UTC
Jack Traynor wrote:
I stopped reading after the fourth or fifth gai "rolf"...


http://oi39.tinypic.com/34o3r04.jpg
LittleTerror
Stygian Systems
#25 - 2012-03-03 05:24:49 UTC
I have this ******** mental image of a pile of mail rolling on the floor laughing, literally...
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
The Initiative.
#26 - 2012-03-03 11:19:27 UTC
I have a Kai story too...

We are fighting a gang of-I kid you not-16 Guardians and 8 Oracles in Bwf. We doing Snipe and tackle and obviously not doing anything except killing the enemy tackle. Enemies leave-we grab two guardians too slow to warp off, no bbiggie...

On the other side of the gate we have GodSquad and Doubletap in Oijanen. (lowsec if you are not familiar) Kai is in local telling us "Jump thru and fight us you sisses!" Of course I am like "Jump thru and fight US". They and Doubletap had wardecced us because our guy was smacking them in their pubbie channel.But they said they don't fight in nullsec. Lols.

Now, I was content to let bygones be bygones as there were several guys I have a ton of respect for in their fleet including EagleNo Face so I dont smack much. After the 16 guardian fleet leave- BWF we decide to fight kai's guys. They have 15 or so guys with 8 neutral remote reps, we had snipe and tackle. I figured we would get owned, but Bricks love fighting so, screw it we come in anyway.

We start tackling their guys at 50 Km in our cepters and buzzing around like mad trying to stay alive. We have their logis all tackled at the gate, but they can't jump through to escape because "It's nullsec dude-no WAY!" We stay engaged for about 15 minutes before our pro jammer in his 150+KM Jamming scorp comes in and we start popping a few guys. The fight is really spread out by now and getting ugly for Godsquad and Doubletap.

Doubletap retracts the war in the middle of the fight and starts retreating. We ended up killing most of their guys who didn't flee and all but one of their neutral RR. Their smarter guys in T3/Faction ships bugged out and everyone else died. I was taken aback that those guys came down to fight us but wouldnt jump into BWF and then called us sissies about the situation.

As if every time some guys tell us to "come fight them" we are obligated to engage on their terms, in a system of their choosing or WE are the sissies. Someone didn't think this through I think...

I have refrained from crapping up their threads in here out of respect for some of their members who I have genuine respect for, and they do the empire thing pretty decently as long as their guys each have 2 neutral logis per combat ship. OP's story kinda filled me in on what they are about, +1

Hmmm
Meridith Akesia
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#27 - 2012-03-03 15:07:42 UTC
As hard as it is to believe, Kai86 is actualy worse than this thread.
Tommy Shanks
#28 - 2012-03-03 22:04:05 UTC
Jack Traynor wrote:
I stopped reading after the fourth or fifth gai "rolf"... Just because this is the internet doesn't mean you need to act like a 13 y/o living in mommy's basement...


Huh? Where else should a 13 year old live?
seany1212
M Y S T
#29 - 2012-03-05 11:54:37 UTC
Meridith Akesia wrote:
As hard as it is to believe, Kai86 is actualy worse than this thread.


Confirmed. Along with the OVER 9000 neutral logis, not all people can be good at pvp.
Hinkledolph
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2012-03-05 19:13:01 UTC
Who ?
FeralShadow
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2012-03-05 20:22:35 UTC
Yes, you're so famous. So I just have one question

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!?!

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Skadi vonNiflheim
Doomheim
#32 - 2012-03-06 00:30:13 UTC
I'm not one for fighting. But I looked up this Kai *** on batteclinc I can see haw anyone takes him seriously as he never killed anything bigger then a frig that's not metal lvl1 fitted. I can say safely that I can challenge him in a 1v1 and win with my skills
jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#33 - 2012-03-06 01:20:14 UTC
Any respect i had for THE FINAL STAND is now gone thanks to your thread please the whining threads to other people and what little legacy TFS had stay intact.Big smile
Deen Wispa
Sheriff.
Caldari Tactical Operations Command
#34 - 2012-03-06 01:20:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Deen Wispa
Far better story than the OP. Thanks for saving this thread :)

Sounds like DT and Rebirth are the new Orphanage?

Darius III wrote:
I have a Kai story too...

We are fighting a gang of-I kid you not-16 Guardians and 8 Oracles in Bwf. We doing Snipe and tackle and obviously not doing anything except killing the enemy tackle. Enemies leave-we grab two guardians too slow to warp off, no bbiggie...

On the other side of the gate we have GodSquad and Doubletap in Oijanen. (lowsec if you are not familiar) Kai is in local telling us "Jump thru and fight us you sisses!" Of course I am like "Jump thru and fight US". They and Doubletap had wardecced us because our guy was smacking them in their pubbie channel.But they said they don't fight in nullsec. Lols.

Now, I was content to let bygones be bygones as there were several guys I have a ton of respect for in their fleet including EagleNo Face so I dont smack much. After the 16 guardian fleet leave- BWF we decide to fight kai's guys. They have 15 or so guys with 8 neutral remote reps, we had snipe and tackle. I figured we would get owned, but Bricks love fighting so, screw it we come in anyway.

We start tackling their guys at 50 Km in our cepters and buzzing around like mad trying to stay alive. We have their logis all tackled at the gate, but they can't jump through to escape because "It's nullsec dude-no WAY!" We stay engaged for about 15 minutes before our pro jammer in his 150+KM Jamming scorp comes in and we start popping a few guys. The fight is really spread out by now and getting ugly for Godsquad and Doubletap.

Doubletap retracts the war in the middle of the fight and starts retreating. We ended up killing most of their guys who didn't flee and all but one of their neutral RR. Their smarter guys in T3/Faction ships bugged out and everyone else died. I was taken aback that those guys came down to fight us but wouldnt jump into BWF and then called us sissies about the situation.

As if every time some guys tell us to "come fight them" we are obligated to engage on their terms, in a system of their choosing or WE are the sissies. Someone didn't think this through I think...

I have refrained from crapping up their threads in here out of respect for some of their members who I have genuine respect for, and they do the empire thing pretty decently as long as their guys each have 2 neutral logis per combat ship. OP's story kinda filled me in on what they are about, +1

High Five. Yeah! C'est La Eve .
Fatality Killer
Doomheim
#35 - 2012-03-06 03:21:41 UTC
Skadi vonNiflheim wrote:
I'm not one for fighting. But I looked up this Kai *** on batteclinc I can see haw anyone takes him seriously as he never killed anything bigger then a frig that's not metal lvl1 fitted. I can say safely that I can challenge him in a 1v1 and win with my skills

You have failed horribly in this game if you think the skills decides on how good you are in PVP Lol
Larkonis Trassler
Doctrine.
FEARLESS.
#36 - 2012-03-06 19:36:44 UTC
Posted in their recruitment thread but it will probably get a wider audience here:

-2012, still cares about kb efficiency
-Decs lowsec corp, goes to their home and sits on station in a 500k ehp Proteus when everyone is out and about not being affected by war at all.
-WTs get bored and drunk and come to Rens
-Sits while not serious WT fleet camps them in station in
-Waits until he outnumbers his enemy 2:1 plus more neutral RR than his enemy has DPS
-Still manages to lose a ship
-Drops wardec once he has some kills
-Gets mad when said corp decs his new targets 30 mins before he does.
-Decs lowsec corp again drops war against his targets and temp blues them.
-Chestbeats about awesome plan to defeat them and their capitals.
-Goes into lowsec.
-Shoots enemy small POS with 80 man kitchen sink gang
-Fails to rep friendly POCO
-Driven off by ten t3 BCs
-Loses some neutral RR due to gate guns and CONCORD and general ignorance of game mechanics
-Rages on comms like a baby
-Never seen again
-Is Kai86

Also FeAr. People in glass houses mate...

You and Kai86 are cut from the same cloth. Both loud mouthed braggarts from the colonies. Though I must admit you have a tiny bit more substance about you.

FEARLESS. Presents: Man Love Thursdays. Mid week roam with free ships and easy kills. We are also recruiting
Avid Bumhumper
Beekeepers Anonymous
#37 - 2012-03-06 20:02:35 UTC
Is it a sign of a decaying game when the posts in C&P become so bad, to want to gouge your eyes out after reading them? Oops

My Tinfoil hat has been sugically implanted, so no,it is not for sale.....
takedoom
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2012-03-06 22:45:18 UTC
This story is just full of awful pvpers to begin with. 1/10

http://spinthatdamnship.ytmnd.com/
Longinius Spear
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi
#39 - 2012-03-06 23:19:55 UTC
my eyes hurt :(

Read more of my ramblings on my blog www.invadingyourhole.blogspot.com
Molette Nolm
Nexus Initiative
#40 - 2012-03-07 07:12:56 UTC
OP's post simply verify the fact how NOT to make a game personal. Special a spaceship game.
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