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If Hilmar wants pants, he should get a pair of these!

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Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#1 - 2012-03-05 05:19:25 UTC
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Necropants in the Holmavik Witchcraft Museum

Necropants are a method that a sorcerer used to get rich in old Iceland. With agreement prior to death, the sorcerer exhumed the corpse of a man and flayed its skin, in one piece, from the waist down. It was believed that the necropants would spontaneously produce money when worn, as long as the donor corpse had been stolen from a graveyard at the dead of night and a magic rune and a coin stolen from a poor widow were placed in the dead man’s scrotum. After tanning, the sorcerer wore the skin like a pair of pants. As soon as he stepped into the pants they will stick to his own skin. A coin must be stolen from a poor widow and placed in the scrotum along with a magical sign, written on a piece of paper. This reputedly attracted more coins and hence the sorcerer became wealthy. Before his death, the sorcerer had to pass the necropants to another. He did this by having the new owner place his right leg in one side of the pants whilst the sorcerer still has his left leg in the other. In this way, the power of the pants would pass from one individual to another.

The Museum of Witchcraft and Sorcery in Iceland has a pair of necropants on display.



Necropants.

Discuss.

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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#2 - 2012-03-05 06:00:39 UTC
So the staff that CCP 'laid off' was not fired, they were skinned and made into pants for greed-Hilmar. It all makes sense now..

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Count Austheim
Redemption Denied
#3 - 2012-03-05 06:11:59 UTC
Trendy

If this ships a´rockin, then im strangling someone....

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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#4 - 2012-03-05 09:05:34 UTC
In what temperatures are they best worn?

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Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-03-05 12:35:39 UTC
rodyas wrote:
In what temperatures are they best worn?


Probably body temperature.

XD
JC Anderson
RED ROSE THORN
#6 - 2012-03-05 12:37:44 UTC
Greatest thing since sliced bread.
Cebraio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-03-05 12:39:20 UTC
I'll wait with discussion until this thread gets necro'ed.
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#8 - 2012-03-05 12:50:22 UTC
I get it now...

THAT's what the ???? stands for in line 4., right before step "5. Profit"... Make Necropants!



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Ursula LeGuinn
Perkone
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-03-05 13:13:31 UTC
Necropantser. Cool

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Joe Skellington
Sarz'na Khumatari
#10 - 2012-03-05 15:58:25 UTC
LOL you almost made me spit my coffee all over my monitor.

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baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#11 - 2012-03-05 16:04:57 UTC
These would let me get under people skin even more!
TheBlueMonkey
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2012-03-05 16:19:20 UTC
pointless comment to fuel a pointless (yet mildly interesting) thread
Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#13 - 2012-03-05 18:08:52 UTC
I could have phrased the title to be funnier, but I was tired.

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Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#14 - 2012-03-06 11:15:35 UTC
Lapine Davion wrote:


Necropants.

Discuss.


It must have sucked to be a widow in Iceland. First they dig up your husband and mutilate his body and then they break into your house and steal your money.