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CONFRIMIGN MY INTENSIONS - MINTROLIO FUR CSM!

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Mintrolio
Doomheim
#61 - 2012-03-01 12:45:39 UTC
CONFRIMIGN THENK YO FUR ALLES SUPPROT.

ALSO PLESE FEELIGN FREE TO ANSWERIGN ME QEUSTIONS HEAR.

MINTROLIO FUR CSM7
Scran'Icor Racan
Racan Amalgamated Corporation - Annexe Nakatre
#62 - 2012-03-01 14:07:17 UTC
You have the support of the Racani.
Grunschlck
Stupid Tax Evasion Corporation
#63 - 2012-03-01 16:15:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Grunschlck
http://community.eveonline.com/devblog.asp?a=blog&nbid=9128

And what do I see there on the list of CSM candidates:
Quote:
Mintrolio - No alliance - Lee Alexander - Australia


So, Ukrainian, right? Not!
I must confess that sometimes Mintrolio makes me chuckle (if I can even understand what he's writing), however, after finding out the truth of the player behind the character, it does get less funny.

It turns out he's just someone who has made a gimmick from posting IN ALL CAPS with a lot of (deliberate, in hindsight) spelling errors and making it appear he's from Ukraine, all the while giving Ukrainians a bad name by making them look like people who are farmers (because of the goat references), (just a little) backwards, with poor education and have trouble learning foreign languages.

I must say I am a bit disappointed by that. Like Sacha Baron portraying Borat from Kazakhstan, only funnier than Lee Alexander portraying Mintrolio from Ukraine.

Maybe I am the only one with these sentiments, but I guess that more people share these sentiments with me.
Mintrolio
Doomheim
#64 - 2012-03-01 19:52:32 UTC
CONFRIMIGN AND YU ARE TO BEIGN SURPRISE HOW?

I AM A LITTEL DISAPOINT TO FINDIGN OUT YOU NAME IS NOT REAL GRUNGECHICK AND THET YOU ARE INDED REAL PERSON NOT INTERWET SPACESHIPS MAN LIKE YOU AVATAR SHOW.


KEEP UP THE GOOD POASTIGN!

MINTROLIO FUR CSM7
Kolmogorow
Freedom Resources
#65 - 2012-03-01 20:12:00 UTC
Question: I didn't understand the part in your blog about the goat in loseck which escapes through a hole in fence and jumps through a gate. Did you mean that loseck must be changed so that it is easier to catch the lonely goat in loseck for a pirate? Or for a big ship blob at the gate? I'm worried about buffing blobs catching goats.
Mintrolio
Doomheim
#66 - 2012-03-01 20:23:21 UTC
Kolmogorow wrote:
Question: I didn't understand the part in your blog about the goat in loseck which escapes through a hole in fence and jumps through a gate. Did you mean that loseck must be changed so that it is easier to catch the lonely goat in loseck for a pirate? Or for a big ship blob at the gate? I'm worried about buffing blobs catching goats.


CONFRIMIGN I AM SO HAPY THET YOU RELY IST UNERSTANDIGN THESE SIUATIONS.

ALSO GATE IS SO IMPOTENT IN LOWSECKS JUST LIK IS IMPOTENT IN REAL LIFE. MINE CSM RAIN WILL ENSURE CCCP IS UNERSTANDIGN JUS HOW IMPOTENT THESE IS AND HOW ALL PLAYRE IS FEELIGN ON SUBJECT OF KEEPIGN IMPOTENT FACTOR OF GAME LIKE GATE.

ALSO ESPECIAL AS ROLE OF GATE IN ALL SECKS AND LOWSECKS IS SO CIRTICAL TO SO MANY THIGN.

MINE PROMISE TO YOU FOR ALL OF 2012 AND CSM 7 IS THET GATE WILL REMAIN IN LOWSECKS - I AM ONE OF VER FEW CSM WHO MAK PROMISE - AND YOU IST BELEAFIGN THET I WILL KEEP THESE PROMIS - NOT JUST EMPTY WORD LIK SO MANY OTHRE CSM CANDATES!

KEEP UP THE GOOD POASTIGN.

MINTROLIO FUR CSM7
industrial oblitorator
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#67 - 2012-03-02 17:33:48 UTC
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

OI OI OI

you got my vote ya farkin ratbag .. I love eet.

http://www.eve-outtakes.de/industrial-oblitorator.jpg Indy 0/
Franklin D Roosevelt
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#68 - 2012-03-02 20:55:00 UTC
Mintrolio wrote:
TO RUN FUR CSM 7.

FUR LOVE OF GOAT AND ALLES THING EVE - CLICK ON LIKE BUTTONS --------------------------------------------------->

MINTROLIO FUR CSM 7 !
THAT IS ALLE

KEEP UP THE GOOD POASTIGN!

Intentionally misspelling **** is certainly the height of humor.
Mintrolio
Doomheim
#69 - 2012-03-03 12:06:30 UTC
Franklin D Roosevelt wrote:
Mintrolio wrote:
TO RUN FUR CSM 7.

FUR LOVE OF GOAT AND ALLES THING EVE - CLICK ON LIKE BUTTONS --------------------------------------------------->

MINTROLIO FUR CSM 7 !
THAT IS ALLE

KEEP UP THE GOOD POASTIGN!

Intentionally misspelling **** is certainly the height of humor.



INDEED

'HUMOUR'
SPELIGN FUR BEGINERS (AND AMERICAS)

MINTROLIO FUR CSM7
Kolmogorow
Freedom Resources
#70 - 2012-03-03 13:25:43 UTC
Mintrolio wrote:
MINE PROMISE TO YOU FOR ALL OF 2012 AND CSM 7 IS THET GATE WILL REMAIN IN LOWSECKS - I AM ONE OF VER FEW CSM WHO MAK PROMISE - AND YOU IST BELEAFIGN THET I WILL KEEP THESE PROMIS - NOT JUST EMPTY WORD LIK SO MANY OTHRE CSM CANDATES!


Exceptional promise! I was trying to get statement about this from chairman chill but nothing! Maybe whole alliance must consult few days about official promise or not promise or they don't take constituents' worries about loseck gate safety serious. This is disappionting.

Another question: What is your plan about bounty system? I am thinking of a bounty detector module, a ringing bell when I jump into system with big bounty in it (or a bounty scanner, or bounty is signature in space and I can warp to bounty).
Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#71 - 2012-03-04 10:54:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Sverige Pahis
wow it's like someone completely unfunny is trying to steal both borat and bbj shepard's gimmicks at once
Mintrolio
Doomheim
#72 - 2012-03-04 12:42:15 UTC
CONFRIMIGN I THEN YOU FUR YOU SUPPROT.

ALSO, PLESE ASKIGN ALL YOU FREND GOON TO CONSIDRE VOTIGN FUR MINTROLIO TO,.

ALSO IF THEY LIEK TO COME HERE, I NOT MINDIGN A 24 PAGE THRED LIKE XENURIA - PLESE SPREDIGN THE WORD, ALL YOUR ASSISTNACE TO BUMPIGN POAST IS VER APRECIATE.

KEEP UP GOOD POASTIGN!

MINTROLIO FUR CSM7
Dez Affinity
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#73 - 2012-03-04 16:21:18 UTC
I think the best bit about this thread is you went so far as to attach your real life name to this abortion of a joke.
Kasha Belle
On your Left you will See Mars
#74 - 2012-03-04 18:26:35 UTC
CONFRIMIGN MINTROLIO HAS MY COMEDI VOTE FOR CSM 7
Mintrolio
Doomheim
#75 - 2012-03-04 21:34:28 UTC
Dez Affinity wrote:
I think the best bit about this thread is you went so far as to attach your real life name to this abortion of a joke.




THENK YOU FOR YOU SUPPROT. I AM ALWAY APRECIATE BUMP TO TOP.

ALSO YOU POINT IS RENDUNDENT IN A 'GAME' OF INTERWET SPACESHIPS - THESE THIGN MUST BE HAV LES IMPROTANCE IN MINE LIFE THEN IN YOUS. PLESE CONTINU TO POAST BEHIND YOU AVATAR. MAYBE ONE DAY YOU COMEOUT

IT SEAM NO ONE HAFIGN SERIOS QEUSTIONS JUST OCASIONALS POAST OF SUPPROT LIKE YOUS.


PLEASE ANSWRE MIN ON QEUSTIONS; IS IT FEAR THAT MINTROLIO GET TO CSM THAT MAKE YOU POAST OR IS YOU LOVE OF GOAT?


MINTROLIO FUR CSM7
Kolmogorow
Freedom Resources
#76 - 2012-03-05 23:02:54 UTC
Forget questions about loseck. Didn't study all sources well enough. Everything is already said in the interview:

"Do you have any plans to push CCP, if elected, to iterate on lowsec in general?"
"ALSO HELLS YES! I PUSHIGN CCCP HARD IN FACES ON THESE POINT."

Mintrolio seems to be THE loseck candidate.
Mintrolio
Doomheim
#77 - 2012-03-07 09:50:55 UTC
CONFRIMIGN TO REMEMBRE

ALSO MINTROLIO ONLY CANDATE PROMISE TO REPORT ON CSM GOIGNS ON.

ALSO ONLY SENSIBEL CANDATE TO KEEPIGN MITAN IN LINES

MINTROLIO FUR CSM7
Muul Udonii
THORN Syndicate
Northern Coalition.
#78 - 2012-03-09 15:55:54 UTC
PLSE BE VOTIGN FUR MINTROLIOLIO

VOTIGN FUR MINTROLIOLIO IS VOTIGN FUR TROLIGN OF THUR CSM

MINTROLIOLIO TROLLIGN BEST TROLLIGN
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#79 - 2012-03-09 16:15:17 UTC
Which is funnier:
a) This campaign
b) The fact that people like the Mittani are taking the whole idiot election thing so deadly seriously.
MechaMouse
FOUR HORSEMAN SYNDACATE
#80 - 2012-03-12 17:24:56 UTC
CONFRIMIGN MY GOATS VOTES for Mintrrolio!