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Ildryn
IDLE INTENTIONS
#41 - 2011-09-22 00:26:23 UTC
Herping yourDerp wrote:
i applied, payed my 500mil isk security deposit ( cheaper since im known of forum) and they accepted me, cynoed in with my JF, docked in a station and started unloading stuff and fitting ships for combat... i do not see the issue.



Federal Navy Academy....Federal Navy Academy...Federal Navy Academy

Seems legit.
pie dude
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#42 - 2011-09-22 00:43:22 UTC
As an ally to the great and mighty Goons, I find myself full of sorrow due to the people here trying to slander their good name. I have fought beside many of these people, and I can confirm that they are good, honest men with honorable spaceship values.
Fortunea
World Miners
#43 - 2011-09-22 01:10:56 UTC
pie dude wrote:
As an ally to the great and mighty Goons, I find myself full of sorrow due to the people here trying to slander their good name. I have fought beside many of these people, and I can confirm that they are good, honest men with honorable spaceship values.

guys don't give these goon losers any more attention
Hopeless Bromantic
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#44 - 2011-09-22 08:01:36 UTC
Herping yourDerp wrote:
i applied, payed my 500mil isk security deposit ( cheaper since im known of forum) and they accepted me, cynoed in with my JF, docked in a station and started unloading stuff and fitting ships for combat... i do not see the issue.


They did this for me too. I got my deposit back after a week as a plex!
Signal11th
#45 - 2011-09-22 09:40:08 UTC
To be honest as anyone will tell you I dislike Goons, I don't like what they stand for blah blah blah BUT I love their recruitment policies.

It's obvious that it is designed to weed out the lower end of the gene-pool and in that respect it does a wonderful job.

For the love of God when will people actually go to a corp's website where it tells you the specifics of how to join.

God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!" I came fifth and won a toaster!
Zanziba'ar
Blood Raider Marauders
Blood Raider Shipyards
#46 - 2011-09-22 13:00:02 UTC
Lykouleon wrote:
If you're unable to provide the measly 1bil security deposit then you'd be of no use to the swarm anyway vOv



HAHAHA YOU FOOKIN SUCK! so bad that you had to join goon fed xD
  • Mulzvich "Zanziba'ar" Gorath
Sergio Ling
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#47 - 2011-09-22 15:47:15 UTC
when I joined goons I just asked suas on MSN what to do, and he accepted my app and after I killed some bads, gave me my Bil back. this is a true story
Leeroy McJenkins
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#48 - 2011-09-22 20:37:12 UTC
Zanziba'ar wrote:
Lykouleon wrote:
If you're unable to provide the measly 1bil security deposit then you'd be of no use to the swarm anyway vOv



HAHAHA YOU FOOKIN SUCK! so bad that you had to join goon fed xD


I too wish I could camp market hubs with neut RR and be leet.

I Don't play EVE
Maxpie
MUSE LLP
#49 - 2011-09-22 21:20:51 UTC
Actually, they paid me 1 bil to consider joining them. I decided not to, but I got to keep the isk.

No good deed goes unpunished
Barbara Nichole
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#50 - 2011-09-23 22:30:46 UTC
are you talking about their recruitment or their rank and file recruitment scams? The scams are well documented and in fact admitted by their leadership; however, they also say if you are paying anything and talking to anyone but the listed recruitment officers you are not doing it right.

  - remove the cloaked from local; free intel is the real problem, not  "afk" cloaking -

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Zanziba'ar
Blood Raider Marauders
Blood Raider Shipyards
#51 - 2011-09-27 11:59:52 UTC
Leeroy McJenkins wrote:
Zanziba'ar wrote:
Lykouleon wrote:
If you're unable to provide the measly 1bil security deposit then you'd be of no use to the swarm anyway vOv



HAHAHA YOU FOOKIN SUCK! so bad that you had to join goon fed xD


I too wish I could camp market hubs with neut RR and be leet.



loving the fact you know ANYTHING about Ad0pt, We dont have RR We do however camp trade hubs, yourfault if you go there with plex in your frieighter wgeb war decced by us :)
  • Mulzvich "Zanziba'ar" Gorath
Mussashi Miyamoto
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#52 - 2011-09-27 12:26:50 UTC
Lykouleon wrote:
If you're unable to provide the measly 1bil security deposit then you'd be of no use to the swarm anyway vOv

hahaha, ya that makes sense....

Treat others as you would like to be treated.
Eleazar Uisen
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#53 - 2011-09-27 23:28:19 UTC
BrianBadonde
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#54 - 2011-09-28 15:34:26 UTC
Zanziba'ar wrote:
Leeroy McJenkins wrote:
Zanziba'ar wrote:
Lykouleon wrote:
If you're unable to provide the measly 1bil security deposit then you'd be of no use to the swarm anyway vOv



HAHAHA YOU FOOKIN SUCK! so bad that you had to join goon fed xD


I too wish I could camp market hubs with neut RR and be leet.



loving the fact you know ANYTHING about Ad0pt, We dont have RR We do however camp trade hubs, yourfault if you go there with plex in your frieighter wgeb war decced by us :)



Anyone have a sperg -> english translator at hand?
Leeroy McJenkins
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#55 - 2011-09-28 15:38:55 UTC
Zanziba'ar wrote:
Leeroy McJenkins wrote:
Zanziba'ar wrote:
Lykouleon wrote:
If you're unable to provide the measly 1bil security deposit then you'd be of no use to the swarm anyway vOv



HAHAHA YOU FOOKIN SUCK! so bad that you had to join goon fed xD


I too wish I could camp market hubs with neut RR and be leet.



loving the fact you know ANYTHING about Ad0pt, We dont have RR We do however camp trade hubs, yourfault if you go there with plex in your frieighter wgeb war decced by us :)


Real men bring the wardec to null (see Pandemic Legion, despite the outcomeBlink) you guys can keep camping those trade hubs with or without neut RR its still comparing dog poo to dog poo without neut RR. Roll

I Don't play EVE
Feligast
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#56 - 2011-09-28 19:45:27 UTC
BrianBadonde wrote:
Zanziba'ar wrote:
Leeroy McJenkins wrote:
Zanziba'ar wrote:
Lykouleon wrote:
If you're unable to provide the measly 1bil security deposit then you'd be of no use to the swarm anyway vOv



HAHAHA YOU FOOKIN SUCK! so bad that you had to join goon fed xD


I too wish I could camp market hubs with neut RR and be leet.



loving the fact you know ANYTHING about Ad0pt, We dont have RR We do however camp trade hubs, yourfault if you go there with plex in your frieighter wgeb war decced by us :)



Anyone have a sperg -> english translator at hand?


I ran it through mine, and it came up with "Madmadmadmadmadmadmadmad trade hubs, madmadmadmadmadmad us :)"
Silence iKillYouu
Girls Lie But Zkill Doesn't
Pandemic Legion
#57 - 2011-09-29 09:04:57 UTC
look at all the goon alts trying to reverse the effects of this thread.

EVE Mail me i dont check forums often.
Infinimo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#58 - 2011-09-29 22:40:44 UTC
Goons are paragons of morality and kindness in this lawless game, how dare you sully our good name with such slanderous lies?

Theta Squad best squad. Monocle crew represent~
Ilvari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#59 - 2011-10-01 07:14:08 UTC
Eleazar Uisen wrote:
haha, love this thread

http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/w/images/6/68/E-UNI_Black_Ops_and_Scamming.mp3


i'm going to sue you in England X
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#60 - 2011-10-02 11:55:01 UTC
Silence iKillYouu wrote:
look at all the goon alts trying to reverse the effects of this thread.

Not even necessary...people are lining up to join our honourable space alliance.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.