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OMFG I got a wierd new STD and it's not the clap!!!!
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J Random
Peoples Liberation Army
Goonswarm Federation
#1 - 2012-03-01 07:07:17 UTC
AttentionOMFG CCP. I docked up in Tintoh today after ninja'ing and caught some weird f'ing STD from one of the carebear exotic dancer tears. I got out my ship as noticed I was feeling less than fresh "down there" so walked over to the couch to conduct a self-exam and WTF my vulva was gone. This def ain't the clap, help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(( No these aren't shopped and it was funny enough that figured would just here rather than file a bug report. Bit disappointed my bottom bugged out, would rather have seen if I had nice **** ))
CatreX Nolen
Doomheim
#2 - 2012-03-01 07:10:25 UTC
Meanwhile in Africa...
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-03-01 07:11:48 UTC
Now you need to find some guy who comes over and... you know... lil vodka, nice music and traditional "relax this won't hurt - much"-comment...

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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#4 - 2012-03-01 07:17:10 UTC
In the future, women are shaved. :-D


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J Random
Peoples Liberation Army
Goonswarm Federation
#5 - 2012-03-01 07:24:07 UTC
LOL well obviously she isn' t of Russian or French descent in that case :P
Valei Khurelem
#6 - 2012-03-01 07:43:39 UTC
...... Does this mean women will evolve to have no vagina's in the future? How will we breed?

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Alpheias
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#7 - 2012-03-01 07:50:48 UTC
Valei Khurelem wrote:
...... Does this mean women will evolve to have no vagina's in the future? How will we breed?


Who says you will?

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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#8 - 2012-03-01 07:56:34 UTC
Valei Khurelem wrote:
...... Does this mean women will evolve to have no vagina's in the future? How will we breed?


Maybe the woman' s overies through evolving and adaptation will move closer to another hole the woman has. Do not give up yet. We have a few more holes, before we totally cannont breed anymore.

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okst666
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-03-01 08:01:47 UTC
Clones

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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#10 - 2012-03-01 08:23:33 UTC
Who are you? Daisy Duck? Put some pants on [:D]

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Ann133566
Doomheim
#11 - 2012-03-01 08:46:18 UTC
Hmmm tan lines will still exist in the future...
Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-03-01 09:31:46 UTC
madre de dios
Herold Oldtimer
State War Academy
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-03-01 09:37:31 UTC
Who cares about the lower body, it is still there. What the hell did you do to your upper body!? Shocked
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#14 - 2012-03-01 10:23:23 UTC
Military experts are calling this a useless c**t

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
#15 - 2012-03-01 10:33:11 UTC
Congradulations lolcustomer number wedontcare!

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DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
Disaster Strikes
#16 - 2012-03-01 10:41:14 UTC
In the future, women will have a mega-hymen.

Damn nature, you scary!
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#17 - 2012-03-01 11:23:51 UTC
For only 10,000 AUR your toon can have real genitalia. Coming soon to your friendly NeX store!
Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2012-03-01 11:58:38 UTC
Jazzmyn
Dawn's LightP
#19 - 2012-03-01 12:05:27 UTC
Ptraci wrote:
For only 10,000 AUR your toon can have real genitalia. Coming soon to your friendly NeX store!


This. Lol

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Rel'k Bloodlor
Federation Front Line Report
Federation Front Line
#20 - 2012-03-01 12:51:01 UTC
I must know the secret of levitating hair and disenbodyed groins!!!!!!!!!

I wanted to paint my space ship red, but I couldn't find enough goats. 
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