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The Mittani, CSM7 Chairman: Our work is not yet done.

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Nirnaeth Ornoediad
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#841 - 2012-02-29 16:27:07 UTC
The Mittani wrote:

If you really need an ~ambulation fix~, you can always go make yourself a space-themed zone in Second Life and do whatever it is people over there do.


We really don't want to bring up what people do In Second Life in this forum. This is a respectful sort of place, after all, and one shudders at the wanton hedonism of such venues.

Fix POSes.  Every player should want one (even if all players can't have one).

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#842 - 2012-02-29 16:39:48 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
The Mittani wrote:
All the mmmkays and ...s in the world won't change the playerbase's kneejerk reaction to last June.

I let my knee make all my serious life decisions

true story

I think you take EVE a bit too seriously if it's a life decision. Are you also running for CSM?

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#843 - 2012-02-29 17:11:01 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Skippermonkey wrote:
The Mittani wrote:
All the mmmkays and ...s in the world won't change the playerbase's kneejerk reaction to last June.

I let my knee make all my serious life decisions

true story

I think you take EVE a bit too seriously if it's a life decision. Are you also running for CSM?

Indeed, CSM is srs bizness, and i intend to use BOTH my knees if elected

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION

knobber Jobbler
State War Academy
Caldari State
#844 - 2012-02-29 17:14:05 UTC
Nirnaeth Ornoediad wrote:
The Mittani wrote:

If you really need an ~ambulation fix~, you can always go make yourself a space-themed zone in Second Life and do whatever it is people over there do.


We really don't want to bring up what people do In Second Life in this forum. This is a respectful sort of place, after all, and one shudders at the wanton hedonism of such venues.


There are EVE channels for Second lifers...I once made the mistake I'll pass on now to everyone who reads this, of going to the EVE furries channel. I understand there are many more channels Xenuira occupies where they talk about deviant practices.
Falin Whalen
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#845 - 2012-02-29 21:13:24 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Skippermonkey wrote:
The Mittani wrote:
All the mmmkays and ...s in the world won't change the playerbase's kneejerk reaction to last June.

I let my knee make all my serious life decisions

true story

I think you take EVE a bit too seriously if it's a life decision. Are you also running for CSM?

Indeed, CSM is srs bizness, and i intend to use BOTH my knees if elected

Just as long as those knees find CCPs groin if they try something stupid, again.

"it's only because of their stupidity that they're able to be so sure of themselves." The Trial - Franz Kafka 

Triskian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#846 - 2012-02-29 21:25:45 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Skippermonkey wrote:
The Mittani wrote:
All the mmmkays and ...s in the world won't change the playerbase's kneejerk reaction to last June.

I let my knee make all my serious life decisions

true story

I think you take EVE a bit too seriously if it's a life decision. Are you also running for CSM?

Indeed, CSM is srs bizness, and i intend to use BOTH my knees if elected


Why wait until you are(n't) elected? You can get started right now! *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip*
Revolution Rising
Last-Light Holdings
#847 - 2012-02-29 21:33:37 UTC
Triskian wrote:
Skippermonkey wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Skippermonkey wrote:
The Mittani wrote:
All the mmmkays and ...s in the world won't change the playerbase's kneejerk reaction to last June.

I let my knee make all my serious life decisions

true story

I think you take EVE a bit too seriously if it's a life decision. Are you also running for CSM?

Indeed, CSM is srs bizness, and i intend to use BOTH my knees if elected


Why wait until you are(n't) elected? You can get started right now! *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip*


Best use of goonswarm knees in 6 CSM's.

.

Ka P'lah
Doomheim
#848 - 2012-02-29 22:08:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Ka P'lah
Quote:
If you don't understand why the practical effect of the Incarna botch has everyone with any kind of business sense leery of expending more work on WiS, I don't know what to tell you. All the mmmkays and ...s in the world won't change the playerbase's kneejerk reaction to last June.





mmmkay. I'll consider myself put in my place. Sorry for being uppity.
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#849 - 2012-02-29 22:49:58 UTC
Ka P'lah wrote:
Quote:
If you don't understand why the practical effect of the Incarna botch has everyone with any kind of business sense leery of expending more work on WiS, I don't know what to tell you. All the mmmkays and ...s in the world won't change the playerbase's kneejerk reaction to last June.


mmmkay. I'll consider myself put in my place. Sorry for being uppity.

Being reasonable is not allowed in this thread. GTFO.

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#850 - 2012-03-01 01:17:54 UTC
Revolution Rising wrote:
Triskian wrote:
Skippermonkey wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:

I think you take EVE a bit too seriously if it's a life decision. Are you also running for CSM?

Indeed, CSM is srs bizness, and i intend to use BOTH my knees if elected

Why wait until you are(n't) elected? You can get started right now! *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip*

Best use of goonswarm knees in 6 CSM's.

Goonswarm, staying classy on an internet spaceships game forum.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Iris Bravemount
Golden Grinding Gears
#851 - 2012-03-01 01:22:57 UTC
Hi,

I came to this thread, determined to read more about this candidate so often described as the demon overlord of the evil goons. I really wanted to make my own opinion on the famous Mittani.

But seriously guys, pages and pages of you drooling in front of your idol from the very first page on only made me skip to the last page.

So, please Mittani, could you detail your program in a spam free place? And I mean really detailled, not just vague slogans, however promising they are. I am definately enclined to read dozens of pages of what you have to say, but please keep your fans at bay.

Regards,

Iris

"I will not hesitate when the test of Faith finds me, for only the strongest conviction will open the gates of paradise. My Faith in you is absolute; my sword is Yours, My God, and Your will guides me now and for all eternity." - Paladin's Creed

Largo Coronet
Perkone
Caldari State
#852 - 2012-03-01 01:51:49 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
If you really need an ~ambulation fix~, you can always go make yourself a space-themed zone in Second Life and do whatever it is people over there do.
Stick penises on everything and waste hours playing video poker. At least, that's all I can remember about the place. Except for W^, which stuck poker on everything and played video penises. Those scamps.

This is my signature. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.

Someday, this signature may save my life.

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#853 - 2012-03-01 02:53:06 UTC
Iris Bravemount wrote:
But seriously guys, pages and pages of you drooling in front of your idol from the very first page on only made me skip to the last page.

Oh well. This reminds me of that time someone wanted to talk to Mittani on TS/Mumble too. He tried very hard...

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Iris Bravemount
Golden Grinding Gears
#854 - 2012-03-01 03:03:00 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Iris Bravemount wrote:
But seriously guys, pages and pages of you drooling in front of your idol from the very first page on only made me skip to the last page.

Oh well. This reminds me of that time someone wanted to talk to Mittani on TS/Mumble too. He tried very hard...


A link to a nice (and related) pdf and/or blog is all I'm asking for.

"I will not hesitate when the test of Faith finds me, for only the strongest conviction will open the gates of paradise. My Faith in you is absolute; my sword is Yours, My God, and Your will guides me now and for all eternity." - Paladin's Creed

The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#855 - 2012-03-01 03:17:49 UTC
Iris Bravemount wrote:
Hi,

I came to this thread, determined to read more about this candidate so often described as the demon overlord of the evil goons. I really wanted to make my own opinion on the famous Mittani.

But seriously guys, pages and pages of you drooling in front of your idol from the very first page on only made me skip to the last page.

So, please Mittani, could you detail your program in a spam free place? And I mean really detailled, not just vague slogans, however promising they are. I am definately enclined to read dozens of pages of what you have to say, but please keep your fans at bay.

Regards,

Iris


My views on a whole pile of issues can be found in my Chairman's thread, linked in my sig, as well as almost 3 years worth of Tentonhammer columns. I don't have a consolidated 'platform document' as those are rubbish, neither did I have one last year. If you're so eager to read pages and pages, you'll appreciate the nuance.

~hi~

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#856 - 2012-03-01 03:32:11 UTC
I wonder if they'll read that thread if they didn't read this one...

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

esc shk
Okay Sax
#857 - 2012-03-01 09:08:29 UTC
ALL WOMEN ARE MANIPULATIVE WHORES TEACH ME THEIR WAYS SO I MAY TRICK ONE INTO SHOWING ME THE MAGICAL VAGINA
Snowflake Tem
The Order of Symbolic Measures
#858 - 2012-03-01 13:01:18 UTC
You’re on the short-list! what would be your Dream Team?
DoraTheExplora Taft
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#859 - 2012-03-01 17:51:33 UTC
art imitates life! I am in shock this dogmatic wordsmith has captured my heartstrings and played them like musical instruments! I approve! No really I mean... wtf this is video game I want the most insane bombastic csm possible to increase the "these internet are serious bidness" quotient of csm. I want these people to scare ccp and remind them they're horrible people for allowing this abomination of a game to exist.
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#860 - 2012-03-01 21:52:44 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Iris Bravemount wrote:
But seriously guys, pages and pages of you drooling in front of your idol from the very first page on only made me skip to the last page.

Oh well. This reminds me of that time someone wanted to talk to Mittani on TS/Mumble too. He tried very hard...

grothsmore actually sent me a pm to join broski (to be blue to The Goonies) but I wasnt allowed to accept him