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You know you've played too much EVE when you.................

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RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-02-29 19:04:05 UTC
Look for D scan before pulling out of the parking lot at work.


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Doc Severide
Doomheim
#2 - 2012-02-29 19:05:37 UTC
No such thing as too much EVE... Sorry..
Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2012-02-29 19:05:39 UTC
You ask the sales executive in the car showroom to tell you about the tech 2 versions.
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#4 - 2012-02-29 19:05:42 UTC
Are reading one of these threads for the 10th time.
FeralShadow
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-02-29 19:07:48 UTC
like Ptraci's forum post

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia

Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#6 - 2012-02-29 19:11:58 UTC
Ptraci wrote:
Are reading one of these threads for the 10th time.



I stopped putting numbers on them and just relegate it to the nth time.

Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel **IG OOPE **

Velicitia
XS Tech
#7 - 2012-02-29 19:12:53 UTC
you see "Star Alliance" in an airport, and wonder where they hold sov (+1 internets to whoever tweeted that a few months ago)

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#8 - 2012-02-29 19:14:34 UTC
Velicitia wrote:
you see "Star Alliance" in an airport, and wonder where they hold sov (+1 internets to whoever tweeted that a few months ago)


+1 if you actually tried looking them up on Dotlan
Ammzi
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#9 - 2012-02-29 19:17:13 UTC
You just lost track of a guy who stole and ran away with your wallet and you are cursing yourself for not having brought combat probes.
Ajita al Tchar
Doomheim
#10 - 2012-02-29 19:23:02 UTC
lololol, that kind of happened to me today, the d-scan thing. <4 hours of sleep, alarm goes off, I hit "snooze" and think I'm hitting d-scan. Then I hit it again because that's what you gotta do to not die! I have this image of getting the "scanner is recalibrating" message, so I hit a different button on the alarm clock. Finally my SO wakes up and asks me what I'm doing, and I just mumble that it's not working...

Brain damage, stage 1.
Riley Moore
Sentinum Research
#11 - 2012-02-29 19:28:25 UTC
You imagine profit in printing blueprint icons on toilet paper.


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Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#12 - 2012-02-29 19:31:31 UTC
You have dreams in which you are a Rifter.

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)

FeralShadow
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-02-29 19:32:41 UTC
you make sex jokes by relating them to internet spaceships.

you know what i'm talking about...

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia

Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#14 - 2012-02-29 19:34:04 UTC
FeralShadow wrote:
you make sex jokes by relating them to internet spaceships.

you know what i'm talking about...

It's not the size that matters, but how you use it. The Thorax is better than the Armageddon because it's faster and more agile. Blink

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)

Ajita al Tchar
Doomheim
#15 - 2012-02-29 19:35:20 UTC
Riley Moore wrote:
You imagine profit in printing blueprint icons on toilet paper.


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see sig for link to this



OMG best idea for toilet paper ever! They would have to be the items that are literally something you'd lose ISK on building and selling Big smile

CCP, EVE store item please, yes?
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#16 - 2012-02-29 19:41:03 UTC
Ajita al Tchar wrote:
Riley Moore wrote:
You imagine profit in printing blueprint icons on toilet paper.


...



see sig for link to this



OMG best idea for toilet paper ever! They would have to be the items that are literally something you'd lose ISK on building and selling Big smile

CCP, EVE store item please, yes?


Of course print minmatar tech on that really crappy toilet paper you get in public restrooms. Amarr on brown recycled paper. Gallente on normal toilet paper. And Caldari toilet paper you have to pay by for by the square.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#17 - 2012-02-29 19:48:28 UTC
You actually mine the Omber to 'clean the belt'.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#18 - 2012-02-29 19:52:09 UTC  |  Edited by: DarthNefarius
You get into a car crash then jump out of your car and start running because you're scared about getting podded and curse because you hit a concord err I mean cop car and realize if you escape you'll get banned and the insurance won't get paid either due to your ganking offence
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
FeralShadow
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-02-29 20:35:32 UTC
Clothes are like shields, they come off first. Armor is like ............... . And by the time you reach structure you're already ******.

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia

Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#20 - 2012-02-29 20:42:43 UTC
Ajita al Tchar wrote:
lololol, that kind of happened to me today, the d-scan thing. <4 hours of sleep, alarm goes off, I hit "snooze" and think I'm hitting d-scan. Then I hit it again because that's what you gotta do to not die! I have this image of getting the "scanner is recalibrating" message, so I hit a different button on the alarm clock. Finally my SO wakes up and asks me what I'm doing, and I just mumble that it's not working...

Brain damage, stage 1.


I had a similar experience last week, only thing is I was telling my SO that I had to keep an eye on local so I would notice if a WT came into system while I was plexing.
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