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A fun little story.
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Tus
Kryten Solutions
Tus Network
#1 - 2012-02-28 16:39:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Tus
I have a short, fun story to share.

Two days ago a Diplo from some Alliance calling themselves pirates convo'd me asking me to come to an arrangement to set each other Blue and that we could get a tax break on PI! Yay! (I don't even do PI.) The person explained that they were getting complaints about their members dying to us and would like to live in the same low sec system peacefully. After telling them that we wouldn't set blues, they asked us to move out of the system otherwise they would have to bring in their "Assets" from null sec.

We responded by putting all of their customs offices into reinforced mode, as well as their POS. Not much to tell there. The POS was poorly defended. 24 small laser batteries, and 4 scrams. No ECM, or Neut batteries.

So the next day the POS comes out of reinforced.. They bring their buddies in to rep it up and to counter us. We didn't engage their fleet. :P We figured that we would just keep reinforcing their stuff when they weren't around just so that we could be an annoyance.


...Then comes the surprise. Their fleet starts to warp off/leave system...Their pos also goes offline... They had evac'd their stuff.

We found this to be amusing. ^^

tl:dr

Pirate Alliance tells us to blue them or move out. We reinforce all their toys. They move out instead.


P.S.

I forgot to mention I caught one of their orcas trying to move stuff out this morning. It died.
THE L0CK
Denying You Access
#2 - 2012-02-28 16:42:18 UTC
Cool Story Brah

Do you smell what the Lock's cooking?
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#3 - 2012-02-28 16:45:04 UTC
7/10, rather amusing.
You would have get a 8.5/10 if you had stolen the tower.

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#4 - 2012-02-28 16:48:26 UTC
That wasn't fun, little, or a story.

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Ahrieman
Codex Praedonum
Divine Damnation
#5 - 2012-02-28 17:12:34 UTC
"Pirates" lol.

Bads are bad

Solo Rifter since 2009
Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
#6 - 2012-02-28 17:50:46 UTC
Tus wrote:

P.S.

I forgot to mention I caught one of their orcas trying to move stuff out this morning. It died.



The big bad Orca Pirates run away.... hehe!

Thanks for cheering up a long day. Big smile

Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Vasavia
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-02-28 17:55:00 UTC
Tus wrote:
Pirate Alliance tells us to blue them or move out. We reinforce all their toys. They move out instead.

Being a reasonable pirate myself, I have to say: You're doing it right.

Tus wrote:
P.S.

I forgot to mention I caught one of their orcas trying to move stuff out this morning. It died.

Quoted to further validate my response above.
Ammzi
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#8 - 2012-02-28 18:56:01 UTC
Guy 1 - "Be friends with me"

Guy 2 - "No,"

Guy 1 - "Be friends with me or I slap you"

*Guy 2 slaps Guy 1 till he starts crying*
*Guy 1 runs away*
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-02-28 19:21:13 UTC
Ammzi wrote:
Guy 1 - "Be friends with me"

Guy 2 - "No,"

Guy 1 - "Be friends with me or I slap you"

*Guy 2 slaps Guy 1 till he starts crying*
*Guy 1 runs away*

Mhm,that happen recently in an incursion channel too,Ammzi?

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Ammzi
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#10 - 2012-02-28 20:33:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Ammzi
Jake Warbird wrote:
Ammzi wrote:
Guy 1 - "Be friends with me"

Guy 2 - "No,"

Guy 1 - "Be friends with me or I slap you"

*Guy 2 slaps Guy 1 till he starts crying*
*Guy 1 runs away*

Mhm,that happen recently in an incursion channel too,Ammzi?


Honestly, that's a tough question.
I am not sure if you can apply the analogy completely.
Maybe? Oops

PS: Stop using forum posting alts, darn it!
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#11 - 2012-02-28 21:51:27 UTC
Sounds like you had fun evicting some assclowns. Welll done OP ♥

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#12 - 2012-02-28 23:42:44 UTC
Good post stories like this make me smile. Nicely executed.
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#13 - 2012-02-29 00:15:09 UTC
Tus wrote:
We didn't engage their fleet.

and now you probably wish you did? P

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Jack Carrigan
Order of the Shadow
#14 - 2012-02-29 02:35:55 UTC
TL;DR;DGAFF

I am the One who exists in Shadow. I am the Devil your parents warned you about.

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Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-02-29 04:50:55 UTC
I post with my alt because I am a typical asshat with no life and I'm not yet ready in-game to defend myself from forum-rage. When I get into a huge pvp alliance where forum warrioring is considered l33t,maybe.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-02-29 08:29:10 UTC
tell us more about your 1 man self-named alliance lol
Tus
Kryten Solutions
Tus Network
#17 - 2012-02-29 13:15:32 UTC
Grumpymunky wrote:
Tus wrote:
We didn't engage their fleet.

and now you probably wish you did? P


Haha. They had a little too much logi for our taste. ;)


Sverige Pahis wrote:
tell us more about your 1 man self-named alliance lol



It was created as a joke. One day I said, "I should create an alliance called 'Tus Network'." In response folks said, "Dude you really should. I'd join it."

And here I am today. :o
Griznatch
Distinguished Gentleman's Boating Club
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#18 - 2012-02-29 14:57:53 UTC
Tus wrote:
Grumpymunky wrote:
Tus wrote:
We didn't engage their fleet.

and now you probably wish you did? P


Haha. They had a little too much logi for our taste. ;)


Sverige Pahis wrote:
tell us more about your 1 man self-named alliance lol



It was created as a joke. One day I said, "I should create an alliance called 'Tus Network'." In response folks said, "Dude you really should. I'd join it."

And here I am today. :o


Tus Network 4 evah

I used to have a clever sig but I lost it.
CatreX Nolen
Doomheim
#19 - 2012-02-29 15:05:31 UTC
Hehe, i liked the orca kill part.