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Terminal Insanity
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#1 - 2012-02-28 14:58:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Terminal Insanity
Sometimes information cant fit into a cellphone text message.

I feel sorry for your English class teachers.



Despite what many might think, long essays is well known across hundreds of nations all over the world. long essays has been around for several centuries and has a very important meaning in the lives of many. It would be safe to assume that long essays is going to be around for a long time and have an enormous impact on the lives of many people.test for introduce3

Social & Cultural Factors

long essays has a large role in American Culture. Many people can often be seen taking part in activities associated with long essays. This is partly because people of most ages can be involved and families are brought together by this. Generally a person who displays their dislike for long essays may be considered an outcast.

Economic Factors

It is not common practice to associate economics with long essays. Generally, long essays would be thought to have no effect on our economic situation, but there are in fact some effects. The sales industry associated with long essays is actually a 2.3 billion dollar a year industry and growing each year. The industry employs nearly 150,000 people in the United States alone. It would be safe to say that long essays play an important role in American economics and shouldn't be taken for granted.

Environmental Factors

After a three month long research project, I've been able to conclude that long essays doesn't negatively effect the environment at all. A long essays did not seem to result in waste products and couldn't be found in forests, jungles, rivers, lakes, oceans, etc... In fact, long essays produced some positive effects on our sweet little nature.

Political Factors

Oh does long essays ever influence politics. Last year 5 candidates running for some sort of position used long essays as the primary topic of their campaign. A person might think long essays would be a bad topic to lead a campaign with, but in fact with the social and environmental impact is has, this topic was able to gain a great number of followers. These 5 candidates went 4 for 5 on winning their positions.

Conclusion

long essays seem to be a much more important idea that most give credit for. Next time you see or think of long essays, think about what you just read and realize what is really going on. It is likely you under valued long essays before, but will now start to give the credited needed and deserved.

"War declarations are never officially considered griefing and are not a bannable offense, and it has been repeatedly stated by the developers that the possibility for non-consensual PvP is an intended feature." - CCP

Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-02-28 15:29:58 UTC
Izziee
University of Izziee
#3 - 2012-02-28 15:42:03 UTC
Cavemen use to draw little pictures on cave walls.

That worked.

Also, there's a difference of a long essay, or someone just writing crap. So many things can be said in two lines instead of ranting with fifty.

I gave up reading past the first paragraph for your information.
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-02-28 15:42:23 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
tl;dr?

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION

Terminal Insanity
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#5 - 2012-02-28 15:54:16 UTC
Izziee wrote:

I gave up reading past the first paragraph for your information.


You missed the best part

"War declarations are never officially considered griefing and are not a bannable offense, and it has been repeatedly stated by the developers that the possibility for non-consensual PvP is an intended feature." - CCP

THE L0CK
Denying You Access
#6 - 2012-02-28 16:20:17 UTC
Terminal Insanity wrote:
Izziee wrote:

I gave up reading past the first paragraph for your information.


You missed the best part



My favorite part was going straight to the first reply.

Do you smell what the Lock's cooking?

Ami Hayashi
Arcadia Technologies
#7 - 2012-02-28 16:21:48 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
tl;dr?

Lister Smeghead
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-02-28 16:27:28 UTC
So glad I'm going to be dead 60-70 years from now. Can only imagine what the world will be like being run by the current generations of cabbages coming up the ranks...
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#9 - 2012-02-28 16:31:21 UTC
Terminal Insanity wrote:

Political Factors

Oh does long essays ever influence politics. Last year 5 candidates running for some sort of position used long essays as the primary topic of their campaign. A person might think long essays would be a bad topic to lead a campaign with, but in fact with the social and environmental impact is has, this topic was able to gain a great number of followers. These 5 candidates went 4 for 5 on winning their positions.



The time it took you to write your eve essay on long essays, you could have had your essay completed. Or, were we all part of a social experiment for your class project essay?

Either way, Vote for Skippermonkey. He'll give a long essay long time.

Would you like a kitten?

THE L0CK
Denying You Access
#10 - 2012-02-28 16:38:54 UTC
Zixie Draco wrote:
Terminal Insanity wrote:

Political Factors

Oh does long essays ever influence politics. Last year 5 candidates running for some sort of position used long essays as the primary topic of their campaign. A person might think long essays would be a bad topic to lead a campaign with, but in fact with the social and environmental impact is has, this topic was able to gain a great number of followers. These 5 candidates went 4 for 5 on winning their positions.



The time it took you to write your eve essay on long essays, you could have had your essay completed. Or, were we all part of a social experiment for your class project essay?

Either way, Vote for Skippermonkey. He'll give a long essay long time.



Who said he wrote it?

Do you smell what the Lock's cooking?

War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#11 - 2012-02-28 17:02:07 UTC
Terminal Insanity wrote:
DERP


At least try and match your noun to the verb conjugation in the auto-generated text output.

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.

Sharptons Hare
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-02-28 17:33:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Sharptons Hare
Why is your long essay constructed like a bullet pointed corporate memo?
Msgerbs
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-02-28 22:39:25 UTC
... What did I just click on?
Lord Charos
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2012-02-29 00:09:45 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
tl;dr?

Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#15 - 2012-02-29 11:15:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Nerath Naaris
Lister Smeghead wrote:
So glad I'm going to be dead 60-70 years from now. Can only imagine what the world will be like being run by the current generations of cabbages coming up the ranks...


Most likely something like this... if society is lucky:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ochlocracy

Je suis Paris // Köln // Brüssel // Orlando // Nice // Würzburg, München, Ansbach // Saint-Étienne-du-Rouvray

Je suis Berlin // Fort Lauderdale // London // St. Petersburg // Stockholm

Je suis [?]

Korsiri
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2012-02-29 19:24:05 UTC
Consider this your obligatory internet grammar policing, as I'm too lazy to actually point out your subject/verb agreement errors. Also, there are typographical errors.

Good try at getting the forum goers to correct your essay for school! ;)Lol
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#17 - 2012-03-01 15:58:02 UTC
THE L0CK wrote:
Zixie Draco wrote:
Terminal Insanity wrote:

Political Factors

Oh does long essays ever influence politics. Last year 5 candidates running for some sort of position used long essays as the primary topic of their campaign. A person might think long essays would be a bad topic to lead a campaign with, but in fact with the social and environmental impact is has, this topic was able to gain a great number of followers. These 5 candidates went 4 for 5 on winning their positions.



The time it took you to write your eve essay on long essays, you could have had your essay completed. Or, were we all part of a social experiment for your class project essay?

Either way, Vote for Skippermonkey. He'll give a long essay long time.



Who said he wrote it?



BAM

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