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What if all the players who play EVE are just alts of one guy?

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CCP Punkturis
C C P
C C P Alliance
#61 - 2012-02-25 22:02:44 UTC
Marcus Harikari wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
What makes you lot think its a guy?

LOL @ this guy. There are no women on the internet, except for ****.


take it back!

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Serene Repose
#62 - 2012-02-25 22:07:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Serene Repose
Then, that "guy" has to be me, and I've got about 150,000 accounts I'm not paying for.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.

Dielax
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#63 - 2012-02-25 23:01:39 UTC
I think I'm an alt Sad
TheButcherPete
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#64 - 2012-02-27 11:21:50 UTC
I was once an alt, then I killed my master. Now I'm wearing his face.

...
@_@

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Gypsio III
Questionable Ethics.
Ministry of Inappropriate Footwork
#65 - 2012-02-27 11:27:04 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
More importantly, this means solo PVP isn't dead :D


Maybe, but it would also mean that PVP is little more than an unnecessarily complicated insurance scam...

Hang on, when I'm flying that's what it is anyway. Shocked
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#66 - 2012-02-27 11:27:07 UTC
You know the Truman Show rite....

we are all alts of Chribba, YOU are the only other person here

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION

Velicitia
XS Tech
#67 - 2012-02-27 13:17:58 UTC
CCP Punkturis wrote:
Marcus Harikari wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
What makes you lot think its a guy?

LOL @ this guy. There are no women on the internet, except for ****.


take it back!


have Guard ban him Cool

I just hope that if I'm someone's alt ... Chribba is my main.

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia

Sprite Can
#68 - 2012-02-27 13:19:41 UTC
Confirming that I am an alt of Xenuria.

Refreshing Lemon-Lime~

St Mio
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#69 - 2012-02-27 13:20:31 UTC
I always wanted to be a hyperpolyglot :D
March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#70 - 2012-02-27 14:55:58 UTC
impossible. me and my corpmates are different RL persons.

However i imagine about one funny project. Make ton of alts, get them into major 0.0 alliances, get them to leadership and take leadership in each of them.

After this you are the Eve online Shadow Emperor. Cool

And one day you present yourself to masses.... It would be end of the Game Twisted

The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"

Lerasa
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#71 - 2012-02-27 15:36:58 UTC
I shall reward myself with a cookie,

I am now bankrupt as I had to buy half a million cookies to feed myself.
highonpop
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#72 - 2012-02-27 15:40:27 UTC  |  Edited by: highonpop
I'm pretty sure of the 400,000 accounts on EVE, about 250,000+ are alts. Hell, I have 2 paid, one has 2 toons one it. ..nd that's nothing.

I know people with 3-4+ accounts. One guy trying to join the alliance I'm in claims to have 6 paid accounts...

I know a guy that people sometimes mistake for a Macro just because he brings out so many hulks at once..

FC, what do?

Jose Black
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#73 - 2012-02-27 15:46:28 UTC
You.. no wait I could've told me earlier that I didn't need to buy a headset or install teamspeak because all the voices are in my head anyways.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#74 - 2012-02-27 16:45:13 UTC
I'm an alt of Krissada.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#75 - 2012-02-27 16:54:55 UTC
It be odd to show up to the csm by yourself.

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Alexa Coates
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#76 - 2012-02-27 17:30:39 UTC
how high do i have to be to come up with this.

That's a Templar, an Amarr fighter used by carriers.

leviticus ander
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#77 - 2012-02-27 19:25:29 UTC
well that would explain why I always feel like I didn't get any sleep. oh wait, if this is the case, I need to remember the password to all the goon accounts so I can dispand them and... watch me cry?Shocked
Ioci
Bad Girl Posse
#78 - 2012-02-27 19:39:15 UTC
CCP Punkturis wrote:
Marcus Harikari wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
What makes you lot think its a guy?

LOL @ this guy. There are no women on the internet, except for ****.


take it back!


It's sad but true. Bad Girl Posse is a Meta 14 Girl power cinema being directed by one guy. It would be 15 but Oggat has an honorary slot reserved in all MMO's.

R.I.P. Vile Rat

CCP karkur
C C P
C C P Alliance
#79 - 2012-02-28 01:21:24 UTC  |  Edited by: CCP karkur
i know this is a little bit embarrassing Ioci, but it's all good because we are the only one here anyway, but it appears that you forgot to put on clothes Oops

CCP karkur | Programmer | Team Five 0 | @CCP_karkur

Duvida
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#80 - 2012-02-28 01:24:46 UTC
CCP karkur wrote:
i know this is a little bit embarrassing Ioci, but it's all good because we are the only one here anyway, but it appears that you forgot to put on clothes Oops



It depends on where she's from. She might be overdressed! (Think casual Gallente or southern Florida Roll )