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When do you show her your domi?

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TheBreadMuncher
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#61 - 2012-02-25 23:11:48 UTC
CCP Punkturis wrote:
relationship advice on MY EVE General Discussion?

this I never expected Blink


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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#62 - 2012-02-25 23:19:39 UTC
THE L0CK wrote:
rofflesausage wrote:
Samuel Moore Walton wrote:

On a side note do British women typically move in with you after the 5th date?


As a Brit, let me assure you that they only want to move in when they have nowhere else to live or are getting in a position where they can leave with more than they started with.

If it's been five dates, you either have a huge dong, money, or she needs to move in.

Claim it's the first to everyone on here, but think about the other two in your own time.



He can't claim its the first, he's already stated that it's the size of a spaceship that is maybe about 2 inches in size on most common monitors.


What is this common monitor you speak of? Some type of planetary livestock?

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The D1ngo
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#63 - 2012-02-25 23:23:01 UTC
Samuel Moore Walton wrote:
Going on fifth date, all but the first dates have resulted in sucessful deployments. However she wants to move in and well that doesn't leave any secrets.

Do I just whip out my Domi or is there a subtle method?

On a side note do British women typically move in with you after the 5th date?



Does she enjoy fried food?

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Tanaka Aiko
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#64 - 2012-02-27 10:27:54 UTC
obvious scam is obvious, run guy.
My Postman
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#65 - 2012-02-27 10:42:03 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
Samuel Moore Walton wrote:
When do you show her your domi?


Right after you show her your Thorax.



ROFLMAO

On a more serious note, it heavily depends on the girl. There are some hanging around in bars, waiting to see your domi the first date. Others will spank you when you show your domi at the 10th date.

Brit or not, if she wants to move in after the 5th date, WITHOUT HAVING SEEN YOUR DOMI YET, there might be something wrong, but who knows.
Aruken Marr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#66 - 2012-02-27 10:49:36 UTC
Might wanna take a step back mate, 5 dates seems a little quick lol unless its been like over 6 months...

Hold back on the eve reveal aswell. Might be best to wait till she asks about it and her curosity's peaked lol
Keras Authion
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#67 - 2012-02-27 11:07:51 UTC
You need to wait until she offers a storyline mission. Be careful fitting the correct hardeners or you might find yourself flying around with a brand new pod.

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Tora Bushido
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#68 - 2012-02-27 11:13:31 UTC
Never show your domi, domi ! Before you know it she likes your domi and you'll have less time for EVE Ugh

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

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Oxandrolone
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#69 - 2012-02-27 11:30:21 UTC
mate you mad to let her move in on the 5th date??? in the uk thats known as 'c0ck lodgeing'

i cant tell whether your talking about telling her you play eve or trying to sleep with her, if she is moving in without sleeping with her you getting played my friend.
Ciar Meara
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#70 - 2012-02-27 11:52:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Ciar Meara
Samuel Moore Walton wrote:
Zixie Draco wrote:

If you're an American she probably already doesn't like you and plans to murder you in your sleep.

This scares me.


It should! Unless your seriously awesome, which could very well be the case, I don't think its your personality she is attracted to.

Have you met her friends, family. Have you seen where she lives, 5 dates and moving in is right up there with taxidermy as a hobby and collecting beanybabies.

RUN you fool.

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Etheon Teknesch
Rohamaa Eugenics
#71 - 2012-02-27 11:53:45 UTC
Enjoy it while it lasts but be prepared to kick er out once the crazy begins to set in.

Also, make sure she doesn't have easy access to any of your stuff.

Just remember, she's either ****ed in the head or after your stuff. Don't sign anything.
sakurako
State War Academy
Caldari State
#72 - 2012-02-27 12:07:05 UTC
CCP Punkturis wrote:
relationship advice on MY EVE General Discussion?

this I never expected Blink



also asking relationship advice from geeks, its never going to end well.
Bent Barrel
#73 - 2012-02-27 13:01:29 UTC
omg the funniest thread on EVE-O forums in years.

to the OP: I'd side with the GTFO advice ...
Lexmana
#74 - 2012-02-27 13:13:22 UTC
Etheon Teknesch wrote:
Also, make sure she doesn't have easy access to any of your stuff.

Yeah, I recommend changing passwords frequently - especially after you have shown her your domi.
Ryoko Matsu
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#75 - 2012-02-27 13:17:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Ryoko Matsu
...just show her this thread! Twisted


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CCP Navigator
C C P
C C P Alliance
#76 - 2012-02-27 14:21:37 UTC
This thread has effectively had every joke imaginable posted and can now die the death it deserves.

locked.