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Looking to learn nullsec survival and PVP? Then join OUCH!

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Psi Theta
Enigmatic Conundrum
#281 - 2012-02-22 03:39:29 UTC
This coming weekend is our monthly Frigate Free For All. It's held in hi sec and all students are welcome.

It's alot of lolz and you can try your skills at killing the likes of Bren and Miss Teri while you have them restricted to a T1 fit frig.

Join us for the fun. Join us for a level of Nullsec PvP training not offered anywhere else in Eve.

And oh yeah, join us to help make others' ships explode.
Omegaplex
#282 - 2012-02-22 10:26:36 UTC
Arrow This Fine Band Of Merry Men , Will Teach You The Most Valuable Lessons For Null Survival

Arrow Give It A Go

Arrow Your EVE Online Gameplay Will Change For The Better

Arrow With Knowlage , Comes Power Twisted
Coming To Your Backyard REAL Soon
NatashaK
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#283 - 2012-02-23 06:31:01 UTC
Today we had a class of fourteen students from a variety of backgrounds and experience. You could join OUCH as well and learn to survive in null and to PvP. Heck, you may even learn a few other things as well.

And if you join us soon, you can take part in the FFA that Psi is talking about.
2George
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#284 - 2012-02-23 14:44:27 UTC
Do you want to go into nullsec, but you can't fly anything bigger than a frigate or a cruiser?
Do you actually want to play a key part in a gang, instead of just "randomly" shoot at whatever the rest of the 200+ blob of ships are shooting at.
Do you want to learn how to die less and kill more?

Join OUCH we'll give and teach you all of the above :)


For more information join in-game channel "OUCH-UNI"
BullMastiff
Appetite 4 Destruction
#285 - 2012-02-23 19:17:35 UTC  |  Edited by: BullMastiff
Guys,
Ouch will teach you to be patient, wait for the right moment and then spring into action when the opportunity arises. This is an OUCH graduate in action. http://pigroll.com/img/hide_and_seek_world_champion.jpg You cant learn this just anywhere. Bren and his group can teach you to be the master at it. Bren is a Guild Master. just kidding. SCARED MONEY NEVER WINS. Learn to be a hunter and not the hunted.

Bullmastiff - A4D forever
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#286 - 2012-02-23 23:49:33 UTC
Bull, I told you to stop sending me pictures of yourself. Shocked

We choose our battlefield and fight on our terms, not the other guys. That's OUCH's game.

And A4D plays a variation of the same, when they're playing Home instead of Away games. Blink

Art of War Alliance    Life on the Bubble
2George
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#287 - 2012-02-24 09:56:23 UTC
If you think that you can't improve your pvp skills, you can always test them in our bubble, and join us after we prove you wrong. Since thursday we have a dozen of students that can't wait to build on their just learned new skills.

Play fair though, otherwise you'll just loose your time.

Join OUCH, you can never know too much :)
Zoron Dadakath
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#288 - 2012-02-24 11:50:14 UTC
Joining OUCH will open your eyes about the real EVE.

Don't waste more time, join now.
BullMastiff
Appetite 4 Destruction
#289 - 2012-02-24 14:04:33 UTC
Bren Genzan wrote:
Bull, I told you to stop sending me pictures of yourself. Shocked

We choose our battlefield and fight on our terms, not the other guys. That's OUCH's game.

And A4D plays a variation of the same, when they're playing Home instead of Away games. Blink



Sorry mate, but you wont take my private convos anymore , so I sneak them in where I can.

BullMastiff - A4D Forever
Omegaplex
#290 - 2012-02-24 16:31:56 UTC
Arrow So , your sitting there cloaked , your teammates are dotted around you , your shooting the **** cos it's quiet

Arrow Your eyes from down the pipe spots a target heading your way , **** talking stops

Arrow You know your job , tackle , your the hold em there until a 2nd point is called and gtf out

Arrow Eyes reports the target is a scout for a larger gang , shiptypes start coming through

Arrow the scout is in

Arrow Your heart starts pounding in your chest

Arrow Scout on scan , main gang still a jump behind

Arrow anticipation rising ................

Arrow The above is an hourly/daily occurence with OUCH

Arrow Train with the guys that put that fun back into your game
Coming To Your Backyard REAL Soon
Psi Theta
Enigmatic Conundrum
#291 - 2012-02-24 21:12:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Psi Theta
BUBBLE SUES OUCH FOR "PREDATORY" BUSINESS PRACTICES

BBC Newsroom, 2 hours ago

A high ranking Hemin county court clerk leaked a report claiming that the Curse Coalition of Mobile Warp Disruptors has filed suit against Open University of Celestial Hardship. Reportedly, the suit charges OUCH with predatory business practices and infringment upon free enterprise. Speaking on condition of anonymity, the clerk said the suit claimed OUCH has embarked upon a "heinous campaign" carefully designed to drive the coalition out of business and put their remaining members out on the street. The coalition is reportedly demanding that OUCH cease and desist all further "bubble avoidance" training courses, and is also demanding an undisclosed settlement sum.

Glob Yule, Public Relations Officer for the Coalition responded by saying, "The Open University of Celestial Hardship has embarked on an ongoing and escalating campaign specifically designed to drive our members out of business. If their predatory business practices are not brought to an immediate stop, we risk the complete dissolution of the bubble industry in Curse. If left unchecked, there will soon be not a single pilot left in Curse who hasn't learned how to avoid the bubble. The few remaining members of our coalition will be unemployed and bereft of means. Surely, the populace of Curse will stand behind us."

Directors of OUCH were not immediately available for comment. Reportedly, they were camping their own bubble and happily dispatching the remaining untrained pilots in Curse.


Join us. But don't hate the bubble...
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#292 - 2012-02-25 15:12:59 UTC
OUCH trained pilots are survivalists. There's no record of missed tackles, avoided gate camps, or failed probe downs. There's no board registering the narrow escapes. There is only the satisfaction of not ending up as a statistic on someone else's kill board.

We will teach you what we know about survival so that when you leave OUCH to join a serious pvp corp, you're able to get to get to where the fleet needs you in one piece.

Art of War Alliance    Life on the Bubble
Martin Lopez
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#293 - 2012-02-25 16:23:42 UTC
Great bunch of people. If you want to learn how to live in 0.0 look no further
Commander Gorlok
Captain Gorlok Corp
#294 - 2012-02-26 15:39:08 UTC
Of all of the null sec corps I've tried out with, this is the first one that is actually going to show me how to set up my overview efficiently. Shocked

Looking forward to my first class this next Wednesday. Roll
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#295 - 2012-02-27 11:36:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Bren Genzan
Taught a class last night. I was a little off my game: took every bit of three hours to explain fleet ops, scouting, target assessment and why small gang PvP is the Eve that CCP should be selling, instead of large scale SOV warfare.

Usually takes only two and a half, but there were a few questions. Big smile

Art of War Alliance    Life on the Bubble
Omegaplex
#296 - 2012-02-27 13:58:18 UTC
Arrow Knowlage Is Power

Arrow Learn With OUCH Or Keep Dying Like A ******

Arrow Sometimes I'm In Curse Watching People Flying Straight From Gate To Gate , Not A Care In The World

Arrow And Then I Have To Read The Bitchin In Local , After I Kill Them And Pod Them Back To High Sec

Arrow The Main Thing I Notice Whilst Guarding My Little Part Of The Sandbox Is

Arrow The OUCH Pilots Fly Smarter Than The Average Bear

Arrow They Have Been Taught Null Avoidance / Kill Tactics

Arrow So For The OUCH Pilot , Knowlage Is Power

Arrow So To Stop Dying Like A ****** , Sign Up , Learn The Good Stuff 
Coming To Your Backyard REAL Soon
5ure5hot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#297 - 2012-02-28 11:34:58 UTC
This Corp of trainers deserves a big bump!!

Was with this Corp for a little over a month and must say that after completing the required modules you no longer need to be afraid of null!

I was a carebear for the first part of life, Since ouch's training regiment I can traverse null without any problems whatsover. The Corp is laid back (as long as you stick to a few rules which are there to ensure your survival), and the guys are simply great company.

You can learn alot from them! Give Ouch a go!

Salute o7 - From an ouch Graduate
CampoV
Industrial Magic
Interplay
#298 - 2012-02-29 11:19:56 UTC
Our goal is simple: Help boost the EVE fun factor by introducing pilots to the fine points of smartly navigating nullsec.

Time to find out how large and excitement filled the EVE universe really is.

In EVE, the true enemy isn't other pilots. They're your opponents. The enemy is boredom.

CampoV
Jak Reacher
OpSec.
Wrong Hole.
#299 - 2012-03-01 02:10:08 UTC
In space no one can hear you scream... well that is unless your on Vent or Teamspeak....

do you want to stop screaming at your mic? crying yourself to sleep on a cold windy night...

FEAR NOT there is LIGHT AT THE END OF THE stargate...


Join ouch and learn how to make your enemy cry himself to sleep and scream at his mike instead.



! its the best pvp decision you can make.
Sygma
Appetite 4 Destruction
#300 - 2012-03-01 03:21:02 UTC
Really! Best training course ever. Dont fear 0.0, embrace it.