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One EVE, One Vote, One Chairman: Why You Should Vote For The Mittani For CSM

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Mintrolio
Doomheim
#361 - 2012-02-23 06:19:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Mintrolio
CONFRIMIGN BECOSE GOON SEAM TO HAVE VER VER BAD POASTER MAKIGN ABLITY

I DECID TO HELP. MITANI NEEDIGN ALLES HELP HE CAN GETTIGN.

SPECIAL MITANI POASTRE



IN OLD DAY GOON USE GET SNIPER.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#362 - 2012-02-23 06:49:55 UTC
Ah, that's not too bad :)

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Josef Djugashvilis
#363 - 2012-02-23 14:52:47 UTC
Hi Weaselior, I take it CCP refused your application to change your name to Lickspittle.

This is not a signature.

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#364 - 2012-02-23 15:12:41 UTC
Gotta get them votes in for the king of space.

Space!

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Sarayas
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#365 - 2012-02-23 18:11:43 UTC
You Sir, have my vote.

Regards
Citizen 92209
Doomheim
#366 - 2012-02-23 18:35:02 UTC
Is this satire?
Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#367 - 2012-02-23 18:58:32 UTC
Citizen 92209 wrote:
Is this satire?

Yes
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#368 - 2012-02-23 19:36:53 UTC
Citizen 92209 wrote:
Is this satire?

While I expect the conclusion is surprising to many highsec miners, it and the supporting analysis are completely correct.

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.

rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#369 - 2012-02-23 20:20:37 UTC
Do the goons have any good PLEX selling ideas, or combos or something?

The power of two advertisement today, was a heavy tease and wonder if you guys have some heavy teases as well to lay down.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne

Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#370 - 2012-02-23 20:43:32 UTC
rodyas wrote:
Do the goons have any good PLEX selling ideas, or combos or something?

The power of two advertisement today, was a heavy tease and wonder if you guys have some heavy teases as well to lay down.

Why would you ask us? Isn't this more of a CCP thing?
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#371 - 2012-02-24 04:15:36 UTC
rodyas wrote:
Do the goons have any good PLEX selling ideas, or combos or something?

The power of two advertisement today, was a heavy tease and wonder if you guys have some heavy teases as well to lay down.


Are you implying that we would abuse the power of two promotion to get more votes for Chairman For Life Mittani?

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.

The Sardukar
Astrotech Industries Ltd
#372 - 2012-02-24 18:00:37 UTC
(4:04:13 PM) the_mittani: you want to see me in propaganda mode, wait until you see this csm thread
(4:04:15 PM) the_mittani: that's propaganda
(4:04:46 PM) the_mittani: a good csm thread should send anyone into either apopleptic rage or a righteous fury
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#373 - 2012-02-24 18:11:53 UTC
The Sardukar wrote:
(4:04:13 PM) the_mittani: you want to see me in propaganda mode, wait until you see this csm thread
(4:04:15 PM) the_mittani: that's propaganda
(4:04:46 PM) the_mittani: a good csm thread should send anyone into either apopleptic rage or a righteous fury

Is he taking credit for my thread :mad:

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#374 - 2012-02-24 19:58:56 UTC
Karadion wrote:
rodyas wrote:
Do the goons have any good PLEX selling ideas, or combos or something?

The power of two advertisement today, was a heavy tease and wonder if you guys have some heavy teases as well to lay down.

Why would you ask us? Isn't this more of a CCP thing?

Thats what I was thinking. Well we do need more titan alts, so maybe...

I meant mining alts, sorry.

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Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#375 - 2012-02-25 01:32:27 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
The Sardukar wrote:
(4:04:13 PM) the_mittani: you want to see me in propaganda mode, wait until you see this csm thread
(4:04:15 PM) the_mittani: that's propaganda
(4:04:46 PM) the_mittani: a good csm thread should send anyone into either apopleptic rage or a righteous fury

Is he taking credit for my thread :mad:


If you give blowjobs, then you're going to get splooged on.

Sorry 'bout that, bru, but that's just how it works.

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.

Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#376 - 2012-02-25 03:37:22 UTC
People ITT have a bizarre fascination with fellatio.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#377 - 2012-02-25 03:42:51 UTC
Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:
If you give blowjobs, then you're going to get splooged on.

Sorry 'bout that, bru, but that's just how it works.

Hm, I could have done without that bit of information.

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Tetragammatron Prime
Pink Sockers
#378 - 2012-02-25 06:33:52 UTC
vote mittani if you like donge in your butte
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#379 - 2012-02-25 15:51:38 UTC
Tetragammatron Prime wrote:
vote mittani if you like donge in your butte

The Mittani is extremely gay-friendly.

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.

Propmod
The Creepshow
#380 - 2012-02-26 17:41:06 UTC
I have nothing against goons. I really dont care about them either way. Though with this coming election, I'm starting to wonder just how many of them want mittanis **** in their mouths. It seems like a lot.