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Give Me Your best Minmatar joke
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Deen Wispa
Sheriff.
Caldari Tactical Operations Command
#1 - 2012-02-15 21:21:07 UTC
Or any of the other 3 factions for that matter.

High Five. Yeah! C'est La Eve .
Mac Tir
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-02-15 21:46:19 UTC
Hyena
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#3 - 2012-02-16 06:50:51 UTC
Minmatar are both blessed and cursed at the same time.
the amarr attacked galente and failed miserably - proving, like many times before and after, that they're only good for mining. Because, let's be honest - other than lightshows, what else are lasers good for? MINING!
Now, the Minmatar attacked CONCORD, the most deadly force in the galaxy, and F'ing WON!

the lesson we can learn from this story:
More rust makes more win, but it comes at the cost of ship integrity.

now where did I put my nano paste...?
/me walks away
Marco Bartoli
The Unknown Bar and Pub
#4 - 2012-02-18 18:07:28 UTC
Mac Tir wrote:
Hyena


Hel/Nidhoggur
Tarn Kugisa
Kugisa Dynamics
#5 - 2012-02-18 19:11:30 UTC
Minmatar ships are never Destroyed, just turned into smaller Minmatar ships

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to troll everyone you meet - KuroVolt
Darth A30NZ
Deep Axion
Honorable Third Party
#6 - 2012-02-20 11:30:10 UTC
Q: How many Caldari Business men can you fit in a bestower?

A: None Bestowers don't have a Drone bay.

New Eden Spotlight full episode list. 

http://www.youtube.com/user/NewEdenSpotlight/videos
Sayyahdina
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2012-02-20 15:00:47 UTC
How many Minmatar does it take to change a light bulb?...... Who cares they are only slaves.
Yoma Karima
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-02-20 21:06:26 UTC
Minmatar Ships are held together by hopes and dreams....


And duck tape lots and lots of duck tape.

Those who wish to end War wish to end what it means to be human. Those who advocate War do not know its power. Yet Those who learn from War will be remembered for all time.
Angsty Teenager
Broski North
#9 - 2012-02-20 21:59:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Angsty Teenager
Yoma Karima wrote:
Minmatar Ships are held together by hopes and dreams....


And duck tape lots and lots of duck tape.



ducT tape, it's ducT tape.

duck tape? lol
Tarn Kugisa
Kugisa Dynamics
#10 - 2012-02-21 00:04:27 UTC
welcome to eve choose your difficulty

easy
harder
hardest
minmatar


How many Gallente does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Just one, to hold up the light bulb, while the rest of the world revolves around them


A Caldari and a Gallente get thrown off of a skyscraper, which one hits the ground first?

Neither. The Caldari had to get an authorisation form signed in triplicate to be allowed to reach terminal velocity and the Gallente was too busy forming a pressure group against gravity.


Q)Two Brutor and a sebeistor in a ship, whos flying it?
A) Concord


4 admirals went to a battle against one another.

The Gallente simply sent a swarm of drones to do his work for him.
The Amarr sent tens of thousands of poeple up against the drones and gets them all killed.
The Caldari wanted to stick so many missles on his ships they were 3 days late for the battle.
But the Minmatar admiral didnt make it at all because his ships glue melted.

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to troll everyone you meet - KuroVolt
Kon Stadin
United Space Defense Force
#11 - 2012-02-22 13:05:06 UTC
Tarn Kugisa wrote:
5 jokes

THAT is 5 jokes!
so to appear that you are not spamming, we cannot like them at ease!!!!

In response, take my version of the 1st one:

A RL friend of mine asked me about Eve and the races

Caldari : We play on Easy (missiles with various dmg types to choose among and self repair)
Gallente : They play on AFK (proper setup, launch drones, go for launch)
Minmatar : On complex, (they have to learn everything)
Ammar : On Hard (hardened armor, balance tank vs DPS)

not very funny, i admit


PS: the guy rolled a Minmatar, never cross-trained so far and one very competent PvPer

ALWAYS INSURE!
Deen Wispa
Sheriff.
Caldari Tactical Operations Command
#12 - 2012-02-22 19:06:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Deen Wispa
Why do people play Minmatar? Because it's a bunch of white guys acting like tough black guys ingame.

High Five. Yeah! C'est La Eve .
Ares Renton
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-02-22 19:25:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Ares Renton
The most important thing to keep in mind while training Minmatar ships is this:


The red ones go faster, blue is luckier, yellow has more firepower, black is dead hard, orange and purple are stealthy and green is the best color of all.

(But you can't wear green or they'll think you're naked).
Labceh
Little Willies
#14 - 2012-02-25 01:33:47 UTC
You troll the forums nowadays I see.
Derth Ramir
Fight The Blob
#15 - 2012-02-25 02:57:35 UTC
Tarn Kugisa wrote:
welcome to eve choose your difficulty

easy
harder
hardest
minmatar

.



Where have you been more like

Minmitar
Really easy
Easy
Hard
Harder
Hardest
You will die
...
...
Gallente(at least armor tanked ones)

Fight The Blob.
Deen Wispa
Sheriff.
Caldari Tactical Operations Command
#16 - 2012-02-25 02:59:56 UTC
Labceh wrote:
You troll the forums nowadays I see.


You need to keep your mouth shut and go back to working on my plantation boy.

High Five. Yeah! C'est La Eve .
Labceh
Little Willies
#17 - 2012-02-25 23:09:31 UTC
Deen Wispa wrote:
Labceh wrote:
You troll the forums nowadays I see.


You need to keep your mouth shut and go back to working on my plantation boy.


How dare you ! I thought you were going to keep that a secret :(
Vordak Kallager
Descendance.
GoonSwarm.
#18 - 2012-02-27 00:20:28 UTC
Amarr USTZ. trollface.jpg

Sa souvraya niende misain ye.
mastamike69
Damage Unlimited Inc
#19 - 2012-02-27 21:55:51 UTC
Q:What does every Minmatar recruit get on his\her first day of flight training?

A: A Tetanus shot.
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#20 - 2012-03-01 18:16:40 UTC
mastamike69 wrote:
Q:What does every Minmatar recruit get on his\her first day of flight training?

A: A Tetanus shot.


that's just the first shot...
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