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DOUBLE TAP. - Delivering your Merc needs

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An Lasca
Hull Breach Inc.
#1 - 2012-02-19 15:25:06 UTC
Double Tap. is available to meet your merc needs.

We have reliably delivered on private contracts for months and have decided to publicly advertise.

Our contract experience has been

  • Alliance Take Down
  • System/Logistics & Trade Route Interdiction
  • POS Repair
  • Hired Logistics


Our recent experience is readily available on our public killboard.

Campaign Record

DTAP will aggressively pursue your Empire, Low Sec, or WH needs, providing reliable and prompt service.

Minimum contract fee is 500M. Additional fees will be incurred dependent on contract type and requirement to expedite. Fees are always transparent and negotiated prior to contract start.

Contract Officers:
Littlekiai Alt
An Lasca

Contact us via eve mail or join our public channel, The Hugs Club, for additional information.


Anything Worth Shooting, Is Worth Shooting Twice!!
Princess Bride
SharkNado
#2 - 2012-02-19 15:46:12 UTC
First.

Once you remove the Jita snipes and RvB kb padding... ???

http://eveprincessbride.wordpress.com/

Solitary Pal
The Filthy Few
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#3 - 2012-02-19 19:09:20 UTC
Very capable group of pilots from experience. Best of luck.

I have a monocle therefore my opinion matters more than yours.

Ammzi
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#4 - 2012-02-19 22:30:41 UTC
Double tap. - great mercenaries to fight against.
+1 !
ToxicOz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-02-20 03:52:39 UTC
Tap Tap..
Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#6 - 2012-02-20 06:22:38 UTC
Seeing as all you've managed to do against RvB is run away from us and lose neutral guardians, I'm sure you'll be awesome mercenaries... afterall, failing to kill noobs and rifter alts is what makes the best mercs, IMIRIGHT?
Matthias Duran
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-02-20 06:35:41 UTC
I've never quite understood the fascination some merc wannabes have with deccing RvB. I mean, assuming you win, congratulations, you just managed to kill noobs in rifters. That's got to do a lot for your rep.

Now if you manage to lose, or as the case may be, have to constantly run away, you might as well just disband your alliance since you're clearly not cut out for merc work.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#8 - 2012-02-20 14:57:55 UTC
DT does a great job at dominating the docking ring and fielding overwhelming odds. You might read that as sarcastic, but I don't intend it to be. In their element, they're quite good. AND they have class enough not to talk trash if they avoid engagements. I can't say that for all the mercs I've fought, who will proclaim their awesomeness all the way to the nearest jumpgate or station.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#9 - 2012-02-20 14:59:37 UTC
Matthias Duran wrote:
I've never quite understood the fascination some merc wannabes have with deccing RvB. I mean, assuming you win, congratulations, you just managed to kill noobs in rifters. That's got to do a lot for your rep.


I would HOPE they do it for the purpose of getting fights, because a rifter swarm sounds like a lot of fun.

Killboard padding is boring.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

roboto212
EVE University
Ivy League
#10 - 2012-02-20 16:52:05 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
DT does a great job at dominating the docking ring and fielding overwhelming odds. You might read that as sarcastic, but I don't intend it to be. In their element, they're quite good. AND they have class enough not to talk trash if they avoid engagements. I can't say that for all the mercs I've fought, who will proclaim their awesomeness all the way to the nearest jumpgate or station.


good bunch of merc's wish they were in merc contracts we would definitely send work there way that we couldn't or wouldn't take. I miss you guys even if it was cause we were shooting eachother
An Lasca
Hull Breach Inc.
#11 - 2012-02-21 03:37:29 UTC
Agree Princess, there has been 'padding' as you call it, have to keep our PvPers happy with targets when contract targets are slim. Shadow and RvB are certainly proof of the 'padding'.

On an aside, I would not fault any empire or low sec organization to chase targets into a trade hub. If targets are there, hunters will also be there.

Thanks for the kind words from our peers. I have petitioned the Merc Contracts channel admins for posting. Hope to be listed soon. Lol
ToxicOz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-02-21 23:19:11 UTC
In response to post #6 from Professor FAIL.

I enjoy your criticism and appreciate the laughs you and your pilots give us Big smile. Run away lol yeah when it seems you will only come out and play when you are running a 5:1 ratio against us. I believe we came to your front door step and again you used the blob tactic and fought us 18-6 we lost a few you lost a few. I think if you take a quick look at your KB you will see we are WINNING. Twisted

I invite you to come out and play anytime :)
An Lasca
Hull Breach Inc.
#13 - 2012-02-22 02:21:00 UTC
Open for business Lol
Karin Sinner
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2012-02-22 02:22:03 UTC
+1 these guys like to sit in stations, just like all the other high sec sockpuppets.
ToxicOz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-02-22 02:44:47 UTC
+1 Too Karin Sinner.. You must be confused sugar, I think your main is most likely the one you are referring to about sitting in station. Good try though :)

Real men post with there mains :)...

Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#16 - 2012-02-22 06:04:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Professor Clio
ToxicOz wrote:
In response to post #6 from Professor FAIL.

I enjoy your criticism and appreciate the laughs you and your pilots give us Big smile. Run away lol yeah when it seems you will only come out and play when you are running a 5:1 ratio against us. I believe we came to your front door step and again you used the blob tactic and fought us 18-6 we lost a few you lost a few. I think if you take a quick look at your KB you will see we are WINNING. Twisted

I invite you to come out and play anytime :)


Tell that the the pilot we podded just now... how is it that the fail fit thrasher pilot got his pod out but the T2 fit thorax pilot sat there long enough to get a 130m pod loss?

Also, you dec RvB and wonder about getting blobbed? methinks you need to do some research kid

Edit: anyone thinking to hire these guys as mercs should really save up for competent ones...
Istyn
Freight Club
#17 - 2012-02-22 13:36:40 UTC
So, you guys seem like fun and k00l dudz, but you’re kind of let down by some of your members. I’ma just post this here for reference:

My corp were camping a station in Sivala, and receive a conversation request from a random guy that goes as follows:

Quote:
[ 2012.02.19 21:53:48 ] Du'Black > hey whats going on here?
[ 2012.02.19 21:53:50 ] Joz Yavavich > ?
[ 2012.02.19 21:54:05 ] Joz Yavavich > nothing of concern to you


A while later they have some kind of sherbet-fuelled hissyfit over it and this happens:

Quote:
[ 2012.02.19 22:55:32 ] Du'Black > Tactical Knightmare is going down
[ 2012.02.19 23:10:58 ] Du'Black > im just getting started
[ 2012.02.19 23:12:11 ] Du'Black > the pain i am going to bring
[ 2012.02.19 23:12:22 ] Joz Yavavich > lol all because I told you to MYOB. this is great
[ 2012.02.19 23:12:36 ] Joz Yavavich > better than bear tears
[ 2012.02.19 23:12:58 ] Du'Black > im a merc son not a carebear

[ 2012.02.19 23:14:07 ] Du'Black > l will break your corp
[ 2012.02.19 23:14:19 ] Du'Black > ive done it plenty of times
[ 2012.02.19 23:14:37 ] Du'Black > let the games begin
[ 2012.02.19 23:15:41 ] Du'Black > when you have nothing i will be happy

[ 2012.02.19 23:18:28 ] Du'Black > Du'Black is rachida so say hello when i'm podding you
[ 2012.02.19 23:19:16 ] Du'Black > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Rachida
[ 2012.02.19 23:19:59 ] Du'Black > you want to play and now we play
[ 2012.02.19 23:20:29 ] Du'Black > im set to blue with moars tears and god squad
[ 2012.02.19 23:20:47 ] Du'Black > those war dec's will come on later
[ 2012.02.19 23:21:26 ] Du'Black > im going to break your corp


I’ve edited the unrelated stuff as it appears some of the reason that Rachida entered his sherbet fuelled blood-rage is because he got confused by some of the local conversation between TEARS and another guy, and not understanding stuff (which I’m going to guess is fairly common for him, bless his cotton socks), just sent him into even more of a tizzy. The full local log is available here: http://pastebin.com/UPkN33D6 in the event anyone cries fake logs etc.

I’ve got to be honest, we didn’t really think much more of all this as it seemed like the typical hedgehog/porcupine approach when something is upsetting. BUT THEN, SUDDENLY:

Quote:
Double Tap. Declares War Against Tactical Knightmare
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2012.02.19 23:07

Double Tap. has declared war on Tactical Knightmare.
Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.


Shortly followed by:

Quote:
Mercenaries UNLiMiTED Retracts War Against Tactical Knightmare
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2012.02.20 00:47

The war between Mercenaries UNLiMiTED and Tactical Knightmare is coming to an end. Mercenaries UNLiMiTED has retracted the war against Tactical Knightmare. The war will be declared as being over after approximately 24 hours.


LESS THAN AN HOUR IN AND WE’RE ALREADY WINNING THE WAR.

Now, in the meantime we’re informed that (shock horror incoming), neut RR will be commonplace. So when Rachida turns up in local and starts doing this, we're not very surprised:

http://pastebin.com/7GHQ2SKM - In an effort to reduce its length/confusion I’ve cut out unrelated/random lines. The text after the ‘----‘ section comes after Rachida died in his Harbinger, blowing up as the Guardians landed on grid, and just a few seconds before the local spike.

But, the difference between the rest of the DT members who seem perfectly fine and Rachida is astounding, just to show it I’ve cut out everything but his tear-sherbet rage homophobia:

Quote:
[ 2012.02.22 01:25:22 ] Rachida > fags
[ 2012.02.22 01:25:28 ] Rachida > Tactical Knightmare fags
[ 2012.02.22 01:26:57 ] Rachida > get the **** out your ass and lets go ***
[ 2012.02.22 01:27:06 ] Rachida > Tactical Knightmare fags
[ 2012.02.22 01:30:00 ] Rachida > fags
[ 2012.02.22 01:30:47 ] Rachida > must be a gay corp
[ 2012.02.22 01:31:27 ] Rachida > fly your retriever fags
[ 2012.02.22 01:37:45 ] Rachida > get off your knees first and ill give you a name
[ 2012.02.22 01:38:47 ] Rachida > ***


Why on earth do you let this guy share your alliance name?
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#18 - 2012-02-22 16:24:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Zixie Draco
...

Would you like a kitten?

Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-02-22 16:33:35 UTC
Never gonna give you up...

Zixie Draco wrote:

I would like to invite the members of Double Tap Dot to cast their votes in the upcoming CSM election for Skippermonkey. Then at least you can say you got beat by a movie star eve celebrity.

Otherwise,.... that was just...DAY-UM......



Vote For Skippermonkey...He'll make you famous!

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION

Amoul Xhalis
Quality Assurance
#20 - 2012-02-22 17:41:27 UTC
Istyn wrote:
LOLWAT!


Oh my god. SO MANY TEARS! The pastebin is unbelievable. Rachida is your MalkePigen guys. You lucky dogs.
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