Jita Park Speakers Corner

Are you lost in a sea of CSM propaganda images? Does everything about this election cycle seem confusing, maddening, or just completely irrelevant to you? That's understandable. Politics is a whole pile of rubbish. But you're in luck, mister! For a limited time only while supplies last, you can have your very own "Like," delivered straight to your forums posting account by Yours Goonly, Lyris Nairn, the intrepid Sky Captain of Your Heart, the Pubbie Born Goon Whisperer, et al. Act now and we'll even throw in a "free Lyris," with every purchase!

So here's the deal. I want to go to Iceland to represent you. I am a good candidate for you if you:

• Have ever been or know someone who has ever been a member of EVE University;
• Have a personal, professional or proprietary interest in Rifters or Rifter accessories;
• Have even once in your life been overcome with a the desire to eat a cheeseburger;
• Want to vote for someone other than The Mittani, and whom can seriously win this.

There's a lot of reasons to vote for Lyris, but the biggest reason you should care about me, at all, is because I am a literate human being with an Internet connection, for whom the rules of English grammar and punctuation are not foreign concepts; moreover, I am a man (or space woman as it were) of the People, as represented by my status as the reigning and undisputed Champion of Spacebook with over 10,000 "likes," as of this post. You, dear reader, have spoken. I am the People's Candidate, and I want you to send me to Iceland.

I am Lyris Nairn.
I'm from EVE University.
And I fly a Rifter.

I vote for Lyris Niarn because I am secretly also Lyris Niarn.

Thanks for the likes!

Check my employment history, sir.