Jita Park Speakers Corner

Every goon is going to blindly vote for The Mittani simply because he is thier leader. Due to the small fraction of players who actually vote; having an organized minority like Goonswarm Federation, securing the chairman position on the CSM is easy. So if your not a goon, but you still like what he brings to the table, DO NOT VOTE FOR HIM! You're getting a free vote to use on someone else who wants to push the agendas you want who is not The Mittani.

If you don't comprehend this, then you should not be voting at all really.

The Mittani, King of Space, is the best-known advocate for a technetium nerf. Technetium, for those who are unaware, currently produces approximately 718 billion isk per month for goonswarm, yet The Mittani has advocated for its nerf at every turn due to the poor effect it has had on game balance. The Mittani has had the chance to advocate for Goonswarm's financial interests at the expense of the game, and has not taken it. The Mittani is the only candidate who has passed such a test.

Hello there. I’m Weaselior. You may remember me from the Gallente Ice Interdiction, explaining in detail about how you would be murdered if you showed up in a Gallente ice belt. Today, however, I am not here to tell you I plan to murder you. Instead, I’m here to tell you about a candidate for CSM; a candidate for the Chairman of the CSM. The Mittani, King of Space, is running for re-election to the CSM and I’m here to tell you why you should vote for him.

“But Weaselior,” you may cry, “why would I vote for a man who wants nothing more than to drop a brutix on me? Surely what I want in a CSM candidate is a man after my own heart, who wants nothing more than to mine all day! And why should I take advice on who to vote for from a man who wants nothing more than to drop a tornado on me and then blow my pod up with a thrasher?” I’ll tell you why: there is no candidate who values you more than The Mittani. Other candidates will make wild promises, about how they will promise you that mining will be fixed, mining bots scourged from EVE, and the like. They will also fill pages with wild screeds about how highsec will become a barren wasteland if The Mittani is allowed to have his way, painting a picture of a horrific dystopia where brutixes annihilate anyone who dares undock.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

Just as the first conservationists were hunters, seeking to preserve the pristine wilderness and the animals within it, so they might from time to time stroll through that wilderness and shoot everything in sight. After all, it is rather a disappointment to wander through an empty field with enough firepower to equip a small regiment and not see even a single rabbit worth blasting to smithereens. So too, The Mittani values your health and welfare, and values the preservation of highsec as an idyllic wilderness where you can graze on veldspar to your heart’s content. Other candidates may claim they wish to improve mining, or make highsec more fun, or to scourge bots out of the belts. But really, what is their motivation to follow through? They’re not a credible voice to CCP – after all, it looks like they merely wish to pad their own wallets and advance their own parochial interests. Nor do they have a real incentive – if elected, they’ll already have gained the only thing they sought, recognition. They will not have the vision to see what could be done – after all, they’ve experienced only a small slice of what EVE has to offer. Nor will they have the force of will to represent any ideas they have well: years in the asteroid belts fighting rocks that do not fight back does not produce the sort of forceful personality necessary to represent you.
How do you know The Mittani has your best interests at heart? Just like Teddy Roosevelt – hunter, meat-lover, conservationist – The Mittani values your continued existence. The Mittani realizes it is important to keep you, and your many friends, happily mining in belts because without you, there is no one to gank. And The Mittani values your tireless work in the belts and would like to encourage even more people to populate the belts. And, just like you, The Mittani hates the highsec mining bot. We understand your frustration when you are crowded out by bots. We too value people mining in the belts. A bot, after all, does not complain when they lose a ship. A bot will instantly warp out when ganked, avoiding having their pod cracked open like an egg. We share your desire for more profitable, more bot-free, and more fun mining: because we’d like you in the belts.
It is true that from time to time I, or The Mittani, may attempt to kill you. We may even do so repeatedly, on a massive scale. But really, this is as much in your interests as ours. Sure, the dumber people may continually wander into the interdicted ice fields with nary a concern in the world for why that rookie ship is beelining to them and where all those wrecks came from. But you, the educated highsec voter, are a cut above this common idiot. You have your day made more interesting: do you mine the forbidden ice, reaping greater profits at the risk of a tornado swooping in and making your ship vanish in a flash? Or do you kneel to the King of Space and avoid the forbidden ice? Either way, you have been given something new to react to and do.

You will hear much from candidates trying to play on your fears, to convince you to vote for them because they are the “anti-goon”. Left unsaid, of course, will be their qualifications and what they can do for you. They think you’re a fool, that you will be willing to send them on a free trip to Iceland merely by playing on your fears, knowing you’d never consider them a worthy candidate were you to carefully mull over your options.

The Mittani may spend countless hours mulling over the best way to kill you. He may even spend sums of isk that seem unimaginable to you just for the pleasure of blowing you up en masse. But goonswarm realizes that we cannot hunt the highsec miner to extinction. We are not the shortsighted hunters who see an unending field of buffalo and hunt them to extinction: we seek to maintain the harmony of highsec, with miners fat and plentiful so that the screams as brutixes rain from the sky every so often remain the beautiful melody we have all come to love. And it is that connection, those shared interests, that make The Mittani the candidate for you.

We can rise above those petty fools who seek to divide us for their own crude gains. We can prevent unqualified idiots from playing on your fears to gain status they have no right to. We are all in this together. We can all unite behind the Chairman for Life, King of Space, The Mittani.

One EVE, One Vote, One Chairman.

Vote Mittani in the upcoming CSM Election.

Please list here an accurate count of who owns what Tech moons:
Location
Owner
Date claimed
Possible cycles run
Please divide your list into two columns - pro goons and anti goons.

If you can not do so, the claims you have made are mere posturing..

You are certainly living up to your name Weasel.

Sure, The Goons hold a lot of Tech, generating huge income. And yes, The Mittani wants tech nerfed.

But The Mittani does not want Tech nerfed because "it has a poor effect it on game balance". Thats laughable.

He wants it nerfed because his in-game enemies has even more tech income. That income translates to finanical muscle to purchase - among other things - supercaps (another of Mittanis favorite nerf objectives). And since Goonswarm is unable to take all this tech by force, the strategic imbalance between CFC and Team Tech grows every day.

So, what naturally follows from this situation is Goon two main stratetic objectives - nerf tech income and (preferably) nerf subercaps into oblivion. Sure it will hit Goonswarm hard as well, but it will free them to capitilize on their biggest assets, their numbers. A double nerf (tech + supers) will hit team tech far harder - setting the stage for Goon dominance later on. Also, since this stratgy actually hurts Goons, you can capitalize on it in your propaganda war.

Which is what you are doing here.

hi,

we've been campaigning for a tech nerf long before our enemies ever held a substantial amount of it

even if you're right, which you're not, the motivation is irrelevant because tech IS imbalanced, moron

Got any proof, Moron?

i'm not going to dig through pages of forum archives for you when you're the one asserting some bullshit tinfoil theory about the ~real motivation~ behind our campaign to nerf technetium

also your supposed motivation makes absolutely no sense