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Free Lauren Hellfury

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Brock Nelson
#1 - 2012-02-20 16:58:56 UTC
It has just come to my attention that our resident um...well, whatever it is that she does, is being held hostage by an entity known as "A Life"

So with that being said, I am now starting a bond called "Free Lauren Hellfury" or FLH4U for those of you who wishes to continue the tradition.

I'm not sure how the isk will be used to free Lauren but regardless, Lauren is aware of our mission to free her and uh...that's important.

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Chevalleis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2012-02-20 20:45:09 UTC
Although I'm unaware of what he supposed to be freed from, I feel that this mission is important and therefore have sent you an offering of one thousand billion trillions.
Brock Nelson
#3 - 2012-02-20 20:48:59 UTC
A Life

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Chevalleis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-02-20 21:10:43 UTC
My eyes weren't listening. Apologies.
Angsty Teenager
Broski North
#5 - 2012-02-20 22:00:48 UTC
I would like to pledge 20bil, she's the only person who will unmute me from SCC-Lounge.
A Life
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-02-20 22:11:20 UTC
Brock Nelson wrote:
A Life


Wat?
Lucinda Hamu
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-02-21 08:50:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Lucinda Hamu
A Life wrote:
Brock Nelson wrote:
A Life


Wat?*


Eh?

A Life. Pretty simple to understand.

In case it isn't...

She is being kept from EVE by an insidious being called 'A Life.' Until you have suffered the degradations attributed to being under obligations of A Life you will never understand.

I weep for her.

And pledge 5 isk and a packet of Haribo.


*Is this an acronym?
Chevalleis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-02-21 10:53:49 UTC
A Life wrote:
Brock Nelson wrote:
A Life


Wat?


Aha, the guilty one appears!
Slavemaster
ICC - Information Control Corporation
#9 - 2012-02-21 11:36:28 UTC
Posting in a Brock Nelson thread

Oo

Brandon Tsero
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-02-21 15:47:56 UTC
The Brocktrix.

Cool Take the blue pill.
Cyniac
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2012-02-21 17:27:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Cyniac
I would like to pledge 20 billion. But to make sure angsty teenager remains muted. We need you back Lauren! Somehow somewhere an alt of his will pop up!
Liberty Eternal
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2012-02-21 17:50:35 UTC
Lauren, please stop playing "real life" - it is a terrible and expensive addiction that takes up all your time, energy and money - resources that are better spent on real things like EVE online. I pledge my support to this cause.
Lucinda Hamu
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-02-22 08:11:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Lucinda Hamu
Cyniac wrote:
I e need you back Lauren! Somehow somewhere an alt of his will pop up!


Am I missing something?

Isn't Lauren the hot blonde that you wouldn't mind seeing in a swim suit (or out of one)? I thought we were talking about the 'she' not a 'he'. If Lauren is not the attractive blonde female I thought she was then my support for this noble endeavour wains some what and I retract the bag of Haribo (although the isk can still remain).
Cyniac
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2012-02-22 19:01:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Cyniac
Lucinda Hamu wrote:
Cyniac wrote:
I e need you back Lauren! Somehow somewhere an alt of his will pop up!


Am I missing something?

Isn't Lauren the hot blonde that you wouldn't mind seeing in a swim suit (or out of one)? I thought we were talking about the 'she' not a 'he'. If Lauren is not the attractive blonde female I thought she was then my support for this noble endeavour wains some what and I retract the bag of Haribo (although the isk can still remain).


Really? I didn't know that about Lauren... (PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!) I was however referring to the fact that Angsty Teenager may come up to the SCC lounge with another alt which might need to be banned again ;-)...


Now if Angsty Teenager turned out to be a hot blonde that would be ... interesting!
Lauren Hellfury
Super Happy Awesome Fun Times
#15 - 2012-02-22 19:32:22 UTC
Brock Nelson wrote:
Lauren is aware of our mission to free her and uh...that's important.


Trufax!


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Amazing graphics although AI can be a little hard to get used to. Still trying to figure out how to reload a saved game since I need to go back and redo a few recent choices Cry

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Gatan Hahran
Brukterer
#16 - 2012-02-22 23:15:14 UTC
Lauren Hellfury wrote:

Life (mini-review):
Amazing graphics although AI can be a little hard to get used to. Still trying to figure out how to reload a saved game since I need to go back and redo a few recent choices Cry


Sad to hear, but thanks for posting an update.
if u find that savegame folders tell me, could need a mirror backup from 15 years ago!
Brock Nelson
#17 - 2012-02-23 03:06:54 UTC
Due to recent liberation, I am now closing this bond and refunding everyone's isk (No, I won't)

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CCP Phantom
C C P
C C P Alliance
#18 - 2012-02-23 17:37:23 UTC
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