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2,000,000,000 ISK Goonswarm Federation scam – a call to war
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Dragon Outlaw
Rogue Fleet
#61 - 2012-02-19 13:17:19 UTC
All the Robert Madoffs of the world would love to play this game.
Orion Guardian
#62 - 2012-02-19 14:23:50 UTC
You know you look too much at forums if the amount of times you see this thread is going into the hundreds
ITTigerClawIK
Galactic Rangers
#63 - 2012-02-19 14:35:34 UTC
by the looks of that jacket OP looks like this isnt the first time youve walked right into an obvius scam, am i right?
Vicky Somers
Rusty Anchor
#64 - 2012-02-19 14:38:53 UTC
Four easy steps to help you with your problem OP.

#1 Pay rl cash to join the somethingawful.com forums.

#2 Derp for 3 to 4 months.

#3 Join goonswarm in eve.

#4 Ask yourself why you've become a fat neckbeard loser.
SkiD-MaRk
Wambulance
#65 - 2012-02-19 14:52:51 UTC
The op comes off as trying too hard.

I call Goon alt.

Ugh.
Inkdew
#66 - 2012-02-19 14:57:35 UTC
Vicky Somers wrote:
Four easy steps to help you with your problem OP.

#1 Pay rl cash to join the somethingawful.com forums.

#2 Derp for 3 to 4 months.

#3 Join goonswarm in eve.

#4 Ask yourself why you've become a fat neckbeard loser.




I will NEVER understand why people are willing to pay to join a forum -_-
Desert Ice78
Gryphons of the Western Wind
#67 - 2012-02-19 15:03:31 UTC
Mors Magne wrote:
Desert Ice78 wrote:
You're right, goons are the despised underbelly of New Eden.

And I'm assuming that you wanted to join them.

You got exactly what you deserved.



Well, the Goons up until now have not been that dispised at all. For example, they have the largest membership in Eve and are effectively in charge of the largest coalition.


You really STILL have no idea what you are talking about.

This is all going to end very, very badly for you. If I were you, I would start looking for another game to waste your tears on....

I am a pod pilot: http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg

CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused.
nickator
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#68 - 2012-02-19 15:41:04 UTC
BAHAHAHAHHAHAH

One sec, I have mittens on the phone, he wants to talk to you.

Mittens - "Bahahahahahaahah"
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#69 - 2012-02-19 15:48:05 UTC
nickator wrote:
BAHAHAHAHHAHAH

One sec, I have mittens on the phone, he wants to talk to you.

Mittens - "Bahahahahahaahah"

Wouldn't be something more like "The Mittani sends his regards." ?

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Mors Magne
Terra Incognita
#70 - 2012-02-19 15:54:42 UTC
Vicky Somers wrote:
Four easy steps to help you with your problem OP.

#1 Pay rl cash to join the somethingawful.com forums.

#2 Derp for 3 to 4 months.

#3 Join goonswarm in eve.

#4 Ask yourself why you've become a fat neckbeard loser.




Actually, I did think about joining the Something Awful forums, but all the humor is about US issues.

They did have a post about UK politics recently. However, Goonswarm think that the current UK Labour Party stopped being left-wing in 1994, which is about as uninformed as it's possible to get.

So I didn't subscribe.
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#71 - 2012-02-19 15:58:38 UTC
Inkdew wrote:
Vicky Somers wrote:
Four easy steps to help you with your problem OP.

#1 Pay rl cash to join the somethingawful.com forums.

#2 Derp for 3 to 4 months.

#3 Join goonswarm in eve.

#4 Ask yourself why you've become a fat neckbeard loser.




I will NEVER understand why people are willing to pay to join a forum -_-



You paid to join this one.

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#72 - 2012-02-19 16:02:15 UTC
Mors Magne wrote:
Vicky Somers wrote:
Four easy steps to help you with your problem OP.

#1 Pay rl cash to join the somethingawful.com forums.

#2 Derp for 3 to 4 months.

#3 Join goonswarm in eve.

#4 Ask yourself why you've become a fat neckbeard loser.




Actually, I did think about joining the Something Awful forums, but all the humor is about US issues.

They did have a post about UK politics recently. However, Goonswarm think that the current UK Labour Party stopped being left-wing in 1994, which is about as uninformed as it's possible to get.

So I didn't subscribe.


Something Awful is not Goonswarm, hope that helps.

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#73 - 2012-02-19 16:04:54 UTC
Mors Magne wrote:
Vicky Somers wrote:
Four easy steps to help you with your problem OP.

#1 Pay rl cash to join the somethingawful.com forums.

#2 Derp for 3 to 4 months.

#3 Join goonswarm in eve.

#4 Ask yourself why you've become a fat neckbeard loser.




Actually, I did think about joining the Something Awful forums, but all the humor is about US issues.

They did have a post about UK politics recently. However, Goonswarm think that the current UK Labour Party stopped being left-wing in 1994, which is about as uninformed as it's possible to get.

So I didn't subscribe.



Yeah everyone knows it was around 1989 or so.

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
Arec Bardwin
#74 - 2012-02-19 16:35:39 UTC
Everybody know goonswarm originate from the /b/ board of 4chan
Falin Whalen
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#75 - 2012-02-19 16:38:20 UTC
In B4 Move to C&P.

Goons have been doing this for years, people have been "warning" others about us for as long, and yet people still line up to join us.

"it's only because of their stupidity that they're able to be so sure of themselves." The Trial - Franz Kafka 
Tikktokk Tokkzikk
V0LTA
OnlyFleets.
#76 - 2012-02-19 17:04:54 UTC
It is very smart and I would have done the same if I were recruiting!
Think of it as an IQ test -- if you're too stupid to read their website which iirc state that it is a scam, you deserve it!
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#77 - 2012-02-19 17:43:43 UTC
...for the record, any headline with "Goon" and "Scam" in the title is not news.

Google harder.

Signatures should be used responsibly...
Propmod
The Creepshow
#78 - 2012-02-19 17:46:19 UTC
How do they still catch people with this? Its mind boggling the amount of retards that are out there.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#79 - 2012-02-19 17:49:03 UTC
Propmod wrote:
How do they still catch people with this? Its mind boggling the amount of retards that are out there.


Like porn on the internet the stupid are everywhereBlink
Cipher Jones
The Thomas Edwards Taco Tuesday All Stars
#80 - 2012-02-19 17:55:51 UTC
war dec them then FFS.

internet spaceships

are serious business sir.

and don't forget it