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Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-02-18 00:52:11 UTC
How are the pilots of New Eden this fine evening?

Sky Captain of Your Heart

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Ares Renton
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-02-18 01:22:38 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
How are the pilots of New Eden this fine evening?


The pilots are doing well, except for the Minmatar pilots, who are all suffering from Tetanus.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-02-18 01:25:31 UTC
Ares Renton wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
How are the pilots of New Eden this fine evening?


The pilots are doing well, except for the Minmatar pilots, who are all suffering from Tetanus.

Glad to hear that you are doing well! A shame to hear of the ongoing plight of Minmatar pilots. I dare say it arises entirely from a lack of proper medical care and ship maintenance, as our Coalition flies almost exclusively Minmatar-designed vessels without any of the negative effects of tetanus or rabies.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

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Ares Renton
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-02-18 01:33:21 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Ares Renton wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
How are the pilots of New Eden this fine evening?


The pilots are doing well, except for the Minmatar pilots, who are all suffering from Tetanus.

Glad to hear that you are doing well! A shame to hear of the ongoing plight of Minmatar pilots. I dare say it arises entirely from a lack of proper medical care and ship maintenance, as our Coalition flies almost exclusively Minmatar-designed vessels without any of the negative effects of tetanus or rabies.


Only the positive effects then? Hmm.... Interresting. Though rabies doesn't come from Minmatar ships, it comes from Gallente women.
Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#5 - 2012-02-18 06:11:11 UTC
Ares Renton wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Ares Renton wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
How are the pilots of New Eden this fine evening?


The pilots are doing well, except for the Minmatar pilots, who are all suffering from Tetanus.

Glad to hear that you are doing well! A shame to hear of the ongoing plight of Minmatar pilots. I dare say it arises entirely from a lack of proper medical care and ship maintenance, as our Coalition flies almost exclusively Minmatar-designed vessels without any of the negative effects of tetanus or rabies.


Only the positive effects then? Hmm.... Interresting. Though rabies doesn't come from Minmatar ships, it comes from Gallente women.


Do you have anything positive to say about anything?

I can't get rid of my darn signature!  Oh, wait....
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#6 - 2012-02-18 13:31:27 UTC
Astrid Stjerna wrote:
Ares Renton wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Ares Renton wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
How are the pilots of New Eden this fine evening?


The pilots are doing well, except for the Minmatar pilots, who are all suffering from Tetanus.

Glad to hear that you are doing well! A shame to hear of the ongoing plight of Minmatar pilots. I dare say it arises entirely from a lack of proper medical care and ship maintenance, as our Coalition flies almost exclusively Minmatar-designed vessels without any of the negative effects of tetanus or rabies.


Only the positive effects then? Hmm.... Interresting. Though rabies doesn't come from Minmatar ships, it comes from Gallente women.


Do you have anything positive to say about anything?


I think the poor sod might have stared directly into the beam of one too many strip-miners, myself...

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Half Cocked Jack
Un4seen Development
Goonswarm Federation
#7 - 2012-02-18 14:46:50 UTC
Quote:

I think the poor sod might have stared directly into the beam of one too many strip-miners, myself...


The name of his corporation provides sufficient explanation for his idiocy.

And I'm doing absolutely smashingly fabulous, Lyris. Yourself?
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-02-18 16:02:18 UTC
Half Cocked Jack wrote:
Quote:

I think the poor sod might have stared directly into the beam of one too many strip-miners, myself...


The name of his corporation provides sufficient explanation for his idiocy.

And I'm doing absolutely smashingly fabulous, Lyris. Yourself?

I am riding high on the exuberance that accompanies success.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

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Ares Renton
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-02-18 17:20:11 UTC
Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:


I think the poor sod might have stared directly into the beam of one too many strip-miners, myself...


People don't generally strip-mine in a Maelstrom. Are you sure it isn't time to upgrade your implants?
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-02-18 17:31:05 UTC
Ares Renton wrote:
Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:


I think the poor sod might have stared directly into the beam of one too many strip-miners, myself...


People don't generally strip-mine in a Maelstrom. Are you sure it isn't time to upgrade your implants?

That would depend on your definition of "strip mining". I can think of several wholesale resource-gathering techniques that a Maelstrom is quite capable of performing.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

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Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2012-02-18 18:01:31 UTC
I'm well. I'm enjoying the thrills and dangers of Null-Sec, working with my Alliance to seize our own little place to call home.

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-02-18 18:02:25 UTC
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
I'm well. I'm enjoying the thrills and dangers of Null-Sec, working with my Alliance to seize our own little place to call home.

Where are you and whom are you fighting?

I just might be persuaded to help.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

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Marco Bartoli
The Unknown Bar and Pub
#13 - 2012-02-18 18:03:50 UTC
I'm transporting a shipment of slaves to a buyer. You?
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2012-02-18 18:04:42 UTC
Marco Bartoli wrote:
I'm transporting a shipment of slaves to a buyer. You?

I am assembling RIfter-class frigates and Thrasher-class destroyers, and distributing them to the masses.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

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Ares Renton
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-02-18 18:10:07 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Ares Renton wrote:
Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:


I think the poor sod might have stared directly into the beam of one too many strip-miners, myself...


People don't generally strip-mine in a Maelstrom. Are you sure it isn't time to upgrade your implants?

That would depend on your definition of "strip mining". I can think of several wholesale resource-gathering techniques that a Maelstrom is quite capable of performing.


Yes, so long as you avoid the rusty nails and the occasional Gallente stow-away, it's a most effective vessel for "refining" hostile scrapmetal into a more useful and inert form of scrapmetal.

By the way, how is Goonswarm doing? Last I heard a rogue director dismantled BoB and Goonswarm expanded over their territory. I've been out of the loop for a few years.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-02-18 18:19:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Lyris Nairn
In the intervening years, we forgot to pay our space bills and fled from Delve to crash in Deklein on Tau Ceti Federation's space couch for a while, and then ended up inheriting their space when that entity effectively dissolved. When the venerable Northern Coalition dissolved under external attacks from the Drone Regions Federation, we absorbed some of their former constituent entities, such as Wildly Inappropriate. Goonswarm is presently the "first among equals" in an inter-alliance organisation known as the Clusterfuck Coalition which includes TEST Alliance Please Ignore, Fatal Ascension, Fidelas Constans, Space Monkey's Alliance, Elite Space Guild, Tactical Narcotics Team, and many others.

We have branded our Right Honourable Goonswarm Federation of Planets as the "last, best hope for peace," to include a diplomatic and external contact regime known as "Jabberlon 5," wherein the Most Esteemed King of Space, Commissar Chairman LMAO, The Mittani, our glorious Dear Leader, may entertain representatives from other, relevant entities.

We exist as a socialist state where the line grunts are provided for by the State, with Technetium, Dysprosium and some other resource collection efforts nationalized; with our Capital, Super-Capital and Sub-Capital fleet production subsidized; with our fleet doctrine 110% (or more) reimbursable for all combat ships on combat operations; with all pilots guaranteed free Rifters and Thrashers without question; with the largest and most organised logistics team of any Alliance to date; with the largest Null Sec trade hub in known space; and, with the eternal guidance of OUR CEO.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

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Ares Renton
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-02-18 19:36:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Ares Renton
Glad to see you're doing well.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-02-18 19:37:07 UTC
You should contact the proper persons.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

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Ares Renton
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-02-18 19:48:58 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
You should contact the proper persons.


I'll give it a shot, but I was always a lurker so I doubt I'd get in anyways. It's a 5 year old account with probably 5 posts made.
Rall Mekin
End-of-Line
#20 - 2012-02-21 23:45:58 UTC
zOMG so many trolls my implants hurt.
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