These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Crime & Punishment

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
Previous page123
 

WANTED - Phloxis - Ninja Salvager
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#41 - 2012-02-17 07:13:32 UTC
Who the heck approaches a business for a procurement tender and gives them THEIR price?

You'd be laughed right out of a business relationship. I've seen it happen first-hand.

The same courtesy applies to Merc contracts in EVE.

At any rate, good luck to all parties involved.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
Istyn
Freight Club
#42 - 2012-02-17 14:57:50 UTC
GreasyCarl Semah wrote:
Michael Harari wrote:
What you meant is still pretty insulting. "I value your time and expertise at 35M"


Sounds like some pretty tender feelings you got there pal, are you sure you are a bounty hunter or might you possibly be a star of commercials for feminine products?


Not just any star, the best damn star in the universe.

Don't you forget it, forumaltguy.
BuzzyBeagle
Centers for Intergalactic Mercantile Acquisition
#43 - 2012-02-17 17:16:55 UTC
Istyn wrote:
GreasyCarl Semah wrote:
Michael Harari wrote:
What you meant is still pretty insulting. "I value your time and expertise at 35M"


Sounds like some pretty tender feelings you got there pal, are you sure you are a bounty hunter or might you possibly be a star of commercials for feminine products?


Not just any star, the best damn star in the universe.

Don't you forget it, forumaltguy.


yeh, what Space King said. ^^
GreasyCarl Semah
A Game as Old as Empire
#44 - 2012-02-17 17:33:29 UTC
BuzzyBeagle: "Mom, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?"
Istyn: "I sure do honey, I usually troll C&P to make it all go away..."
BuzzyBeagle
Centers for Intergalactic Mercantile Acquisition
#45 - 2012-02-17 18:39:40 UTC
GreasyCarl Semah wrote:
BuzzyBeagle: "Mom, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?"
Istyn: "I sure do honey, I usually troll C&P to make it all go away..."



Sorry forum-nobody.
It has been independantly confirmed by a reputable third party that the Space King and I , BOTH are fresh as a flower, ALL OVER.
GreasyCarl Semah
A Game as Old as Empire
#46 - 2012-02-17 20:14:20 UTC
BuzzyBeagle wrote:
GreasyCarl Semah wrote:
BuzzyBeagle: "Mom, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?"
Istyn: "I sure do honey, I usually troll C&P to make it all go away..."



Sorry forum-nobody.
It has been independantly confirmed by a reputable third party that the Space King and I , BOTH are fresh as a flower, ALL OVER.


Oh dear, I am distraught, I do so aspire to become a "somebody" on this cesspool that passes for a forum. BuzzyBeagle, will you be my bro, will you show me how to make a cool avatar with a cool hairdo so I am accepted by the mouth breathers in C&P?
BuzzyBeagle
Centers for Intergalactic Mercantile Acquisition
#47 - 2012-02-17 23:59:44 UTC
GreasyCarl Semah wrote:
BuzzyBeagle wrote:
GreasyCarl Semah wrote:
BuzzyBeagle: "Mom, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?"
Istyn: "I sure do honey, I usually troll C&P to make it all go away..."



Sorry forum-nobody.
It has been independantly confirmed by a reputable third party that the Space King and I , BOTH are fresh as a flower, ALL OVER.


Oh dear, I am distraught, I do so aspire to become a "somebody" on this cesspool that passes for a forum. BuzzyBeagle, will you be my bro, will you show me how to make a cool avatar with a cool hairdo so I am accepted by the mouth breathers in C&P?

Aint gonna happen broski. You do not have the neccesary swagger.
Blink me 300m and i can pretend to be your friend.
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#48 - 2012-02-18 14:45:59 UTC  |  Edited by: StonerPhReaK
WTB: https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Iris%20Bravemount corpse.
Extreme Carebear
Area of operations: Kor-Azor > Finea > Misha & Ordion (0.5 sec)
Shiptype Flown: Prolly somethin shiney.

120m for the corpse.Contract to this Space-vatar.
Go.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#49 - 2012-02-20 14:28:03 UTC  |  Edited by: FloppieTheBanjoClown
Halete wrote:
Who the heck approaches a business for a procurement tender and gives them THEIR price?


Wal-Mart. They name the price and walk away if you can't meet it. But then...they're Wal-Mart. They can afford to do business that way.

I was network admin for a company that had a Wal-Mart contract that made up about 30% of their business. They didn't make any money off the WM sales, but the increased volume allowed them to keep lines running full-time (stopping and starting was expensive) and let them buy materials in larger quantities, getting lower prices and increasing their margin on every other contract they had. Say what you will about them, Wal-Mart keeps that small company in business.

So when the OP commands trillions of isk and represents a steady flow of kill contracts that would make it worthwhile to do his bidding...then he gets to name his price.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
GreasyCarl Semah
A Game as Old as Empire
#50 - 2012-02-20 15:15:55 UTC
BuzzyBeagle wrote:
GreasyCarl Semah wrote:
BuzzyBeagle wrote:
GreasyCarl Semah wrote:
BuzzyBeagle: "Mom, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?"
Istyn: "I sure do honey, I usually troll C&P to make it all go away..."



Sorry forum-nobody.
It has been independantly confirmed by a reputable third party that the Space King and I , BOTH are fresh as a flower, ALL OVER.


Oh dear, I am distraught, I do so aspire to become a "somebody" on this cesspool that passes for a forum. BuzzyBeagle, will you be my bro, will you show me how to make a cool avatar with a cool hairdo so I am accepted by the mouth breathers in C&P?

Aint gonna happen broski. You do not have the neccesary swagger.
Blink me 300m and i can pretend to be your friend.


Oh I see, 300m is a lot of money to you, lol
Atomik Harmonik
Working Girls
#51 - 2012-02-20 17:04:16 UTC
StonerPhReaK wrote:
WTB: https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Iris%20Bravemount corpse.
Extreme Carebear
Area of operations: Kor-Azor > Finea > Misha & Ordion (0.5 sec)
Shiptype Flown: Prolly somethin shiney.

120m for the corpse.Contract to this Space-vatar.
Go.



is this real?
Iris Bravemount
Golden Grinding Gears
#52 - 2012-02-20 22:37:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Iris Bravemount
Atomik Harmonik wrote:
StonerPhReaK wrote:
WTB: https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Iris%20Bravemount corpse.
Extreme Carebear
Area of operations: Kor-Azor > Finea > Misha & Ordion (0.5 sec)
Shiptype Flown: Prolly somethin shiney.

120m for the corpse.Contract to this Space-vatar.
Go.



is this real?


Yeah, i'm an extreme carebear who kills people.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Iris+Bravemount

"I will not hesitate when the test of Faith finds me, for only the strongest conviction will open the gates of paradise. My Faith in you is absolute; my sword is Yours, My God, and Your will guides me now and for all eternity." - Paladin's Creed
Ubiquitous Forum Alt
#53 - 2012-02-20 22:47:06 UTC
Iris Bravemount wrote:
Atomik Harmonik wrote:
StonerPhReaK wrote:
WTB: https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Iris%20Bravemount corpse.
Extreme Carebear
Area of operations: Kor-Azor > Finea > Misha & Ordion (0.5 sec)
Shiptype Flown: Prolly somethin shiney.

120m for the corpse.Contract to this Space-vatar.
Go.



is this real?


Yeah, i'm an extreme carebear who kills people.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Iris+Bravemount

It takes some real talent to fight in 0.0 blobs and STILL barely manage a 1:1 kill ratio....

I don't log in - I don't need to. My very existence griefs people. They see my name, and they instinctively fill with rage and indignation. Deny it all you want - but if you didn't care, you wouldn't have posted, would you?
Iris Bravemount
Golden Grinding Gears
#54 - 2012-02-20 22:50:33 UTC
Ubiquitous Forum Alt wrote:

It takes some real talent to fight in 0.0 blobs and STILL barely manage a 1:1 kill ratio....


Maybe, just maybe, I used the alliance killboard and some of my 0.0 activity just happens to be on BC.

I was actually refering to the ninja kill.

"I will not hesitate when the test of Faith finds me, for only the strongest conviction will open the gates of paradise. My Faith in you is absolute; my sword is Yours, My God, and Your will guides me now and for all eternity." - Paladin's Creed
Shinzu Seto
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#55 - 2012-02-25 02:48:22 UTC
Iris Bravemount wrote:
Ubiquitous Forum Alt wrote:

It takes some real talent to fight in 0.0 blobs and STILL barely manage a 1:1 kill ratio....


Maybe, just maybe, I used the alliance killboard and some of my 0.0 activity just happens to be on BC.

I was actually refering to the ninja kill.


So, how far did he get you into structure with his ONE civilian Gatling gun before you finally popped him? Did you run right back to station and paint the kill on the side of your Apoc? You should be happy that he did not come back and make your ship go splodey. Or even worse, he could have belonged to SN. NEVER shoot at the ninja. It will usually end bad for you.
Setima Demedici
Setima Demedici Corporation
#56 - 2012-02-25 03:03:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Setima Demedici
Iris Bravemount wrote:
Ubiquitous Forum Alt wrote:

It takes some real talent to fight in 0.0 blobs and STILL barely manage a 1:1 kill ratio....


Maybe, just maybe, I used the alliance killboard and some of my 0.0 activity just happens to be on BC.

I was actually refering to the ninja kill.


Friendly piece of advice. The target you were originally looking for is not an active player. The pilot you have made such a large show of killing is very active and from a glance at his KB it would seem that he is very good at what he does. Which is kill mission runners in your system. Hopefully for you, you have not made yourself a target.

I will tell you up front that a KM on this target will cost 500m isk. A pod kill will cost 1b. Non-negotiable. Contact me through the usual channels if my services are needed.

315 for CSM - 'nuff said
Inkdew
#57 - 2012-02-25 03:26:58 UTC
Setima Demedici wrote:
Iris Bravemount wrote:
Ubiquitous Forum Alt wrote:

It takes some real talent to fight in 0.0 blobs and STILL barely manage a 1:1 kill ratio....


Maybe, just maybe, I used the alliance killboard and some of my 0.0 activity just happens to be on BC.

I was actually refering to the ninja kill.


Friendly piece of advice. The target you were originally looking for is not an active player. The pilot you have made such a large show of killing is very active and from a glance at his KB it would seem that he is very good at what he does. Which is kill mission runners in your system. Hopefully for you, you have made yourself a target.

I will tell you up front that a KM on this target will cost 500m isk. A pod kill will cost 1b. Non-negotiable. Contact me through the usual channels if my services are needed.




I like you.
Erwin Castle Jakuard
Tear Pool
#58 - 2012-02-25 16:10:22 UTC
Ill do it for 35 mil for ship, and 100 mil for pod...

*sometimes it takes a -10 to do something that the rest of C&P talks about the carebear should just do but dont want to lose their sec to do it...*

(in other words, carebears telling carebears to stop being carebears)

mail me his info
Iris Bravemount
Golden Grinding Gears
#59 - 2012-02-26 22:42:19 UTC
Setima Demedici wrote:
[quote=Iris Bravemount]
Friendly piece of advice. The target you were originally looking for is not an active player. The pilot you have made such a large show of killing is very active and from a glance at his KB it would seem that he is very good at what he does. Which is kill mission runners in your system. Hopefully for you, you have not made yourself a target.

I will tell you up front that a KM on this target will cost 500m isk. A pod kill will cost 1b. Non-negotiable. Contact me through the usual channels if my services are needed.


Thank you for your offer, but I took care of this one myself. And yes, he is a good pilot. We had a few fights and a nice chat afterwards ;)

"I will not hesitate when the test of Faith finds me, for only the strongest conviction will open the gates of paradise. My Faith in you is absolute; my sword is Yours, My God, and Your will guides me now and for all eternity." - Paladin's Creed
Previous page123