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What would you do if you woke up next to The Mitanni??

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RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#41 - 2012-02-16 01:35:06 UTC
Dessau wrote:
RubyPorto wrote:
"Now I get to top."

Don't know the guy but he doesn't strike me as the bottoming type.


Neither am I, so seems to me fair is fair.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon

Merin Ryskin
Peregrine Industries
#42 - 2012-02-16 01:38:43 UTC
Amber Green Thorn wrote:
So basically - we stab him then....


Oh, I'd be stabbing him...
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#43 - 2012-02-16 02:28:16 UTC
I would probably say ...

" OH CRAP ... NOT THIS $%@%@3 AGAIN ... I HATE VODKA" ...

been there, done that.

Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco

Alpheias
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#44 - 2012-02-16 12:43:17 UTC
"Fancy coffee, luv?" is what I would say.

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Brisco County
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#45 - 2012-02-16 17:22:38 UTC
I'd try to get out of bed without waking him or Montolio.

And then I'd steal their wallets and laptops. Depending on how much chloroform is left in the sock, there may also be some compromising photos to be taken.
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#46 - 2012-02-16 20:24:40 UTC
id tie him to the bed ................and stick pencils up his arse Twisted
SpaceSquirrels
#47 - 2012-02-16 21:17:50 UTC
Depends is he a selfish lover or not? If so i'd ask for more money or a tip...

Best to check for barn yard animals as well. (Did we win a goat in a poker game?) You never know how "outta control" things got the night before.
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
#48 - 2012-02-17 17:34:16 UTC
I would "heat up" the situation! by evacuating my bowels and bladder.
mama guru
Yazatas.
#49 - 2012-02-18 12:12:04 UTC
Im pretty sure Evolution would join gsf soon after.

EVE online is the fishermans friend of MMO's. If it's too hard you are too weak.

Azriel Geist
Pure Victory
#50 - 2012-02-18 16:36:51 UTC
Amber Green Thorn wrote:
Freak out?

Stab him in self defence?

Felate him - then ask to join Goonz??

All of above??

I rather fancy him myself -- nobody is perfect.Twisted


I would wonder how I got there, as I had blacked out after the first drank he handed me.
leviticus ander
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#51 - 2012-02-18 20:19:00 UTC
find a sharp object, and stab as many time possible before people start wondering what all the screaming is about.
Kris White
Doomheim
#52 - 2012-02-19 01:05:57 UTC
Would just whimper : "best scam ever....."
Obax Bannon
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#53 - 2012-02-20 13:36:40 UTC
I would be wondering just what Whitney had put in her crack pipe before she handed it to me
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