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CCP Prism X is looking for your help to improve his communication skills!

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Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#61 - 2012-02-06 12:43:53 UTC
Batolemaeus wrote:
"Miner"

The Dominix is mockingly known as "Kampfkartoffel" (lit. "Battle potato") for us Germans.


I have two Dominixes named similarly: "Death Potato" and "Pomme De Morte" (my attempt at being space-French funny).


The worst insult I've received through EVE was "you're not even funny." I almost rage quit =(

Day 0 Advice for New Players
Kell Tarhun
Neptunis
#62 - 2012-02-09 13:49:16 UTC
"You'd better join CCP"

To any pilot who do not understand 0.0 life.
Diomedes Calypso
Aetolian Armada
#63 - 2012-02-09 22:33:44 UTC
wife agro

yo != yo mama != douche
ie
yo = friendly
yo mama = friendly silly insult
douche(bag) = craphead, slime
lowlife ~ douche

but of course fing douche != douche ; ) -- insulting friends playfully is culturally accepted way of bonding at least among americans but I expect the world . (at least among athletes etc) .... but some cultures might need that explained if they had their head burried so much that they're playing eve but havn't watched much hollywood etc.



I would like to know how to say "moron" in French, Roma, Russian, Mandarin, Japanese, Farcy, Hebrew(and yiddish too), Thai, Maori, Norwegian, Swedich, Dutch , Italian, Portuguese , Zulu, Africaner , Polish and many more.

Eve could be a learning experience, although I suspect Noob is an interenational rough equivalent to moron.

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Richard Desturned
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#64 - 2012-02-10 14:55:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Richard Desturned
I'll translate a common GM response into several languages popular among EVE players:

English: Our logs show nothing.
French: Nos journaux ne indiquent rien.
German: Unsere Logs zeigen nicht.
Spanish: Nuestros registros no indican nada.

npc alts have no opinions worth consideration
Iris Bravemount
Golden Grinding Gears
#65 - 2012-02-11 18:28:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Iris Bravemount
CCP Prism X wrote:
Greetings pod pilots, I need your help!

As some of you might have heard, we have been reworking our localization strategies here in CCP.


Hire me. Your recruiters know me. Roll

Edit: Just tell them you need an intern Blink

"I will not hesitate when the test of Faith finds me, for only the strongest conviction will open the gates of paradise. My Faith in you is absolute; my sword is Yours, My God, and Your will guides me now and for all eternity." - Paladin's Creed
Iris Bravemount
Golden Grinding Gears
#66 - 2012-02-11 18:31:43 UTC
Richard Desturned wrote:
I'll translate a common GM response into several languages popular among EVE players:

English: Our logs show nothing.
French: Nos journaux ne indiquent rien.
German: Unsere Logs zeigen nicht.
Spanish: Nuestros registros no indican nada.


Your FR and DE are complete fails. I don't speak Spanish.

"I will not hesitate when the test of Faith finds me, for only the strongest conviction will open the gates of paradise. My Faith in you is absolute; my sword is Yours, My God, and Your will guides me now and for all eternity." - Paladin's Creed
Leon Razor
Measure Zero
#67 - 2012-02-16 05:01:22 UTC
Valerie Tessel wrote:

  • You stink of nanite paste.
  • What kind of ammo do you have loaded? It's like you're firing cans of Quafe.
  • The Damsel took one look at your face and ran back to Kruul.
  • Somebody trained Moron to V
  • I would've turned on my tank, but there was no need, I was fighting you.
  • You seem to be overheating your whine rack, shut up already!
  • Never have I seen someone more worthy of the biomass chute than you.


Why do those remind me of Monkey Island? Here, I adapted a few for the fans:

Quote:
My name is feared in every dirty corner of this constellation!
So you got that job as salvager, after all.

Have you stopped flying Noob Ships yet?
Why, did you want to borrow one?

I once owned an exotic dancer that was smarter then you.
He must have taught you everything you know.

My sword is famous all over New Eden!
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
mcnuggetlol
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#68 - 2012-02-16 11:59:27 UTC
The geddon looks like a giant golden ****
SolusLunes
LEGITIMATE SCIENTIFIC CORPORATION
#69 - 2012-02-16 21:20:18 UTC
Yo momma so fat, she shows up on overview from three regions away.
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.
#70 - 2012-02-16 21:25:45 UTC
SolusLunes wrote:
Yo momma so fat, she shows up on overview from three regions away.

Off topic, but hey, instant supercap rebalance in this one insult!

Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom.
Cebraio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#71 - 2012-02-21 18:20:14 UTC
Iris Bravemount wrote:
Richard Desturned wrote:
I'll translate a common GM response into several languages popular among EVE players:

English: Our logs show nothing.
French: Nos journaux ne indiquent rien.
German: Unsere Logs zeigen nicht.
Spanish: Nuestros registros no indican nada.


Your FR and DE are complete fails. I don't speak Spanish.


I don't know about the French. The Spanish looks good, but I am far from being a native speaker. The German is quite ok, but it should be: "Unsere Logs zeigen nichts."

Favorite insults: "Your stuff, can I haz it?", "Can I have your stuff?" etc., Go back to WoW, <-- WoW
Triskian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#72 - 2012-02-24 13:17:33 UTC
The truth itself can be an insult.

The truth is you are all bad posting publords.
FilterDecay
Perkone
Caldari State
#73 - 2012-02-28 04:03:45 UTC
Rhinanna wrote:
Your momma is so fat, they fitted a jump drive to her!



Your momma is so fat, the titan left her behind.
FilterDecay
Perkone
Caldari State
#74 - 2012-02-28 04:12:49 UTC
Your momma is so fat, she makes null sec positive!
FilterDecay
Perkone
Caldari State
#75 - 2012-02-28 20:10:55 UTC
Your momma is so fat, Jita 4-4 IS her pod!
Lemming Alpha1dash1
Lemmings Online
#76 - 2012-03-06 12:52:15 UTC
This post is still being posted on a Teen rated forum


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BANZAI attack999
clan Wiz
#77 - 2012-03-22 23:33:21 UTC  |  Edited by: BANZAI attack999
おととい来やがれ
ototoi kiyagare

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(´・ω・`)
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Tanya Powers
Doomheim
#78 - 2012-03-22 23:52:42 UTC
Mara Rinn wrote:
Batolemaeus wrote:
"Miner"

The Dominix is mockingly known as "Kampfkartoffel" (lit. "Battle potato") for us Germans.


I have two Dominixes named similarly: "Death Potato" and "Pomme De Morte" (my attempt at being space-French funny).


The worst insult I've received through EVE was "you're not even funny." I almost rage quit =(


Erm, it's "Patate Morte", actually just say "Patate" everyone knows it's a domistinks.

erm, insults? -I'll try.

*you facking Mitanni alt !

*you kind Mitanni butt licker !

*bah, another drunken Mitanni !

*shut up you flying condom !

*stop trying to vocalise your thoughts, no one understands your pussie farts

*move on you **** !

I've got a lot in French too but that would take too long and I'm tired Attention
Mikhem
Taxisk Unlimited
#79 - 2012-03-24 21:09:15 UTC
Insults: Asshat, asswipe, dirtbag
threat: Your days are numbered. Mark my words.

Mikhem

Mikhem

Link library to EVE music songs.
Tobiaz
Spacerats
#80 - 2012-03-24 21:12:02 UTC
Die in a fire!

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