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What would you do if you woke up next to The Mitanni??

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Pok Nibin
Doomheim
#21 - 2012-02-15 03:09:30 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
my idea of a good time would scare the average eve player right back to the shelter of the foreveralone subreddit

In keeping with the original question, it would seem you'd be ... beside yourself!

The right to free speech doesn't automatically carry with it the right to be taken seriously.

rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#22 - 2012-02-15 03:22:02 UTC
For a thread a people boo bood down, its looking pretty up and doing well.

For my time with the mittani, I would opt for us being Furries and going out for a twilight marathon followed by getting lost in a corn maze.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne

Evil Brock Nelson
#23 - 2012-02-15 03:31:17 UTC
"Pass the lube baby"
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#24 - 2012-02-15 03:56:55 UTC
"Now I get to top."

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon

Dessau
The Scope
#25 - 2012-02-15 05:17:30 UTC
RubyPorto wrote:
"Now I get to top."

Don't know the guy but he doesn't strike me as the bottoming type.
Andrea Griffin
#26 - 2012-02-15 05:52:17 UTC
Clyde ElectraGlide
Mobrault Security Consultants
#27 - 2012-02-15 06:05:29 UTC
I wouldn't think about something like that because I don't fantasize about people from a spaceship game forum. I WOULD vote him for CSM7 though

In Need of a New Signature

Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#28 - 2012-02-15 06:22:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Eternus8lux8lucis
Id know that I wasnt in Kansas anymore, wonder where Toto REALLY was and try to click my red ruby slippers together thread times while saying "theres no place like home, theres no place like home, theres no place like home"

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.

Professor Alphane
Zombie Surplus
Mildy Unprofessional
#29 - 2012-02-15 06:31:18 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
my idea of a good time would scare the average eve player right back to the shelter of the foreveralone subreddit


Yes man I'm like SO shocked by you in fact this is how shocked I am


ShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShocked

Roll

May I also pre emptevily reply to any retort you might be thinking of

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[center]YOU MUST THINK FIRST....[/center] [center]"I sit with the broken angels clutching at straws and nursing our scars.." - Marillion [/center] [center]The wise man watches the rise and fall of fools from afar[/center]

Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#30 - 2012-02-15 07:11:03 UTC
I find Mittani's dog very cute.
So, the more interesting question would be:
What would The Mittani do if he woke me up next to his dog? Twisted

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Akrasjel Lanate
Lanate Industries
#31 - 2012-02-15 07:28:05 UTC
but im not gay

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude

Tiberius Sunstealer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#32 - 2012-02-15 08:01:23 UTC
Akrasjel Lanate wrote:
but im not gay

But i'm not straight.
Solinuas
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#33 - 2012-02-15 11:06:47 UTC
Tiberius Sunstealer wrote:
Akrasjel Lanate wrote:
but im not gay

But i'm not straight.


But im a little bit crooked
Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#34 - 2012-02-15 11:52:37 UTC
Solinuas wrote:
Tiberius Sunstealer wrote:
Akrasjel Lanate wrote:
but im not gay

But i'm not straight.


But im a little bit crooked

Hanging a bit to the left huh?Lol

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.

Creutzfelt
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#35 - 2012-02-15 12:02:54 UTC
Convince him he's doing it wrong. Hopefully the endorphines would help. Then scrub with a metal pad.
AlleyKat
The Unwanted.
#36 - 2012-02-15 12:07:41 UTC
Sniff the body, check pulse and confirm he's still dead.

Take a few pictures and cut off the right ear, for plan B and momentos.

Head upstairs out of the basement, just in time to meet his mother, back from the 'nite shift'.

Push her downstairs, breaking three ribs and neck.

Setup standard mother and son homicide nerd rage teen angst, complete with Marilyn Manson CD and a box of ADHD pills.

Break main gas pipe, and put a news paper in the toaster.

Email pictures to Molle, and demand Chribba completes the transaction.

Bribe CCP/CSM to reveal concerns they had surounding Mittani's psychological stability, hinted by god complex and draconian alliance leadership.

Use remaining isk to promote WGoE entrance into the CSM.

After landslide victory, due to bi-curious suggestions with a penchance for dressing up as sexy slave girls, the WGoE/CSM convince CCP to fix drones & blasters.

Undock my Mega.

pwn.

This space for rent.

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#37 - 2012-02-15 13:38:18 UTC
Deviana Sevidon
Jades Falcon Guards
#38 - 2012-02-15 16:20:21 UTC
Probably comment that there are lube-stains on his furry-cosplay costume.

....as if 10,058 Goon voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

Sam Bowein
Sense Amid Madness
#39 - 2012-02-15 17:03:12 UTC
Fart with all my might Shocked
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#40 - 2012-02-15 18:48:50 UTC
I would trap him by whatever means necessary and then start a thread (and perhaps bidding war) asking what I should do with him.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

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