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BOOLER
Snuff Box
#1 - 2012-02-15 09:07:26 UTC  |  Edited by: BOOLER
Hello, my name is BOOLER and I will hopefully be your next representative in the CSM. I have been an active player in eve since 2005, and have done everything there is to do, from mining to pos work to piracy, to mincing around in null.

I will tell you a little about myself out of eve to begin with. I am a Geordie, who works for one of the UK’s largest telecoms providers. I spend my days looking for new and unique ways of looking busy without actually doing anything of note. I have little to no moral fibre. I spend my time drinking copious quantities of alcohol and coffee, washed down with cigarettes.

If you elect me for the CSM I will make 2 promises, which I will get to in a moment. The reason I would like to get involved is that I feel that recently there have been a lot of changes going on but one area of space has been seriously neglected. As a pirate in low sec (almost non stop on this character since 2007 with short boring breaks to null) I will battle hard to fill my purse, suggesting changes to lowsec that will make me and my corp mates rich, as a knock on effect some others may see a benefit… But I’m not entirely sure I care about that, but I am sure if you did benefit you would thank me.

So down to my promises:
1: In any meeting with CCP/CSM in Iceland, if soundwave/Hilmar/mittani are present I will fart as loud as possible each time they start a sentence. (in order to fulfil this promise I have already started stocking up on baked beans)
2: I will accept bribes for making suggestions to CCP.

If you have any questions feel free to post in this thread. I will probably look at it.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#2 - 2012-02-15 09:14:06 UTC
Do we get snuffed before we vote for you, or do we get snuffed after we vote for you?

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne
Shazzam Vokanavom
Doomheim
#3 - 2012-02-15 09:24:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Shazzam Vokanavom
Given your list of vices and manifesto I guess you could at least promise us a good day out?
namron 7
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-02-15 10:50:13 UTC
Voted for you just because your a geordie


Can i have your politcal comment on the following

A three man terrorist cell was located in Newcastle


Bin Thieving who was caught straight away

Bin scrounging was spotted by numerous people and picked up by police


The third member of the gang Bin Working has not been seen by anyone in the city and all seaches by the police have proved fruitless.


Your comments on the above matter would be illuminating in your application to the CSM

Thanks for the help
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#5 - 2012-02-15 11:31:23 UTC
another one Straight

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2012-02-15 12:55:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Johnny Marzetti
BOOLER wrote:
... mincing around in null ... my purse ...


So far you are the candidate that provides the best visuals.
Mfume Apocal
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-02-21 07:24:24 UTC
hey this dude looks legit.
Jurietto
Exit-Strategy
Minmatar Fleet Alliance
#8 - 2012-02-27 23:46:29 UTC
Mfume Apocal wrote:
hey this dude looks legit.


+1
Franklin D Roosevelt
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-03-02 21:07:07 UTC
BOOLER wrote:

So down to my promises:
1: In any meeting with CCP/CSM in Iceland, if soundwave/Hilmar/mittani are present I will fart as loud as possible each time they start a sentence. (in order to fulfil this promise I have already started stocking up on baked beans)
2: I will accept bribes for making suggestions to CCP.

If you have any questions feel free to post in this thread. I will probably look at it.

This is wednesday open mic night at 6:00pm material.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#10 - 2012-03-02 21:09:22 UTC
Well, have a like. I hope you "like" it.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Franklin D Roosevelt
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2012-03-02 21:10:32 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Well, have a like. I hope you "like" it.

Ladies and gentlemen, the worst goonfleet poster.