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What would you do if you woke up next to The Mitanni??
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Amber Green Thorn
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-02-15 01:53:52 UTC
Freak out?

Stab him in self defence?

Felate him - then ask to join Goonz??

All of above??

I rather fancy him myself -- nobody is perfect.Twisted
Shazzam Vokanavom
Doomheim
#2 - 2012-02-15 02:05:37 UTC
"I would wait to see what teacher has to say next after sleepy time" - Blink
Paragon Renegade
Sebiestor Tribe
#3 - 2012-02-15 02:06:53 UTC
Carebears have claws.

Use them :3

The pie is a tautology
The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-02-15 02:10:50 UTC
i'm not sure if this is more or less creepy than the punkturis-obsessed threads, but it's getting there fast

~hi~
Amber Green Thorn
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2012-02-15 02:14:37 UTC
So basically - we stab him then....
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#6 - 2012-02-15 02:15:25 UTC
I would check around the bed for empty ether bottles.





Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#7 - 2012-02-15 02:17:38 UTC
I'd wonder what I was doing inside your deranged mind, OP.
Brock Nelson
#8 - 2012-02-15 02:20:14 UTC
I check my ass for bleedings

Signature removed, CCP Phantom
ILikeMarkets
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2012-02-15 02:21:31 UTC
Wonder why I ever laid down next to a spergy annoying internet guy?

Proof that capital ships are rare in EVE: http://imgur.com/gallery/jJJE1
Serene Repose
#10 - 2012-02-15 02:27:02 UTC
I'd wonder how I ended up in the zoo's jackass exhibit.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-02-15 02:28:18 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
i'm not sure if this is more or less creepy than the punkturis-obsessed threads, but it's getting there fast




I could start quoting gonewild lines if that would help make you more uncomfortable.

Sanity is fun leaving the body.
Reilly Duvolle
Hydra Squadron
#12 - 2012-02-15 02:37:34 UTC
It could not happen because this sort of thing doesn’t happen. Any contradictory evidence can be safely ignored.
Skydell
Bad Girl Posse
#13 - 2012-02-15 02:39:46 UTC
Ask for a new cell mate.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#14 - 2012-02-15 02:41:15 UTC
I would hope punkturis was there, or as many EVE devs that can fit in my bed. Be a happy valentine's day to say the least.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne
Stonecrusher Mortlock
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2012-02-15 02:50:22 UTC
take pics for use in black mailing.
Shazzam Vokanavom
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-02-15 02:58:43 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
i'm not sure if this is more or less creepy than the punkturis-obsessed threads, but it's getting there fast


What does it matter, it's an NPC forum alt, their opinions never hold any significance to you right?

(However, immature post and IBTL.)
The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-02-15 02:58:57 UTC
my idea of a good time would scare the average eve player right back to the shelter of the foreveralone subreddit

~hi~
Janos Haine
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2012-02-15 03:02:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Janos Haine
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The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-02-15 03:04:58 UTC
Shazzam Vokanavom wrote:
The Mittani wrote:
i'm not sure if this is more or less creepy than the punkturis-obsessed threads, but it's getting there fast


What does it matter, it's an NPC forum alt, their opinions never hold any significance to you right?

(However, immature post and IBTL.)


while their bleating opinions may be irrelevant, their frustration and impotence pleases me

~hi~
sakurako
State War Academy
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-02-15 03:08:01 UTC
The Mittani wrote:
my idea of a good time would scare the average eve player right back to the shelter of the foreveralone subreddit


sounds like a challenge your place or mine?

Now the pain is my pleasure 'cause nothing could measure, now sticks and stones may break my bones But chains and whips excite me Twisted
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