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Yay! New PETA ad out! Vegans screw better and put women in neck braces! \o/

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-02-14 23:40:48 UTC
Here's the story, they always outdo the last time. Can't wait for the next ad Big smile

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/peta-campaign-director-defends-controversial-vegan-ad-underlying-214010566.html

Also needs more bacon

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Pulgy
Doomheim
#2 - 2012-02-15 00:26:10 UTC
I've learned to ignore PETA the same way I ignore trolls XD
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Kessiaan
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-02-15 00:44:23 UTC
I'm convinced that PETA was overrun by trolls long ago actually.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-02-15 01:05:32 UTC
Well we do love attention Big smile

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SpaceSquirrels
#5 - 2012-02-15 01:29:36 UTC
Hmm they are good trolls, but a few points... That guy would never have a chance in hell with that chick lets make this more realistic... Also instead of a neck brace shouldn't she just have been walking bowlegged? On top of that their uh message about eating meat == heart disease is uh... I dunno say lie, but... quite the exaggeration. (There's a few other variables.)

And lol reading the article feminist then troll PETA!

IT'S AN EPIC TARD OFF!

I did like this quote: " Too bad becoming Vegan doesn't increase a persons intelligence. "
stoicfaux
#6 - 2012-02-15 03:05:32 UTC
SpaceSquirrels wrote:
On top of that their uh message about eating meat == heart disease is uh... I dunno say lie, but... quite the exaggeration. (There's a few other variables.)

Then just eat Vegans. Their meat is low in cholesterol and fat. However, you will need to tenderize it first...

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SpaceSquirrels
#7 - 2012-02-15 03:53:34 UTC
^ You watch that video? I can't eat an injured vegan. And that guy was really stringy.

I'd also hate to catch food born pretentiousness.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-02-15 05:00:49 UTC
SpaceSquirrels wrote:
^ You watch that video? I can't eat an injured vegan. And that guy was really stringy.

I'd also hate to catch food born pretentiousness.


Wounded simply means easier to catch

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Brisco County
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-02-15 05:31:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Brisco County
Are they aiming for the axe body spray demographic?

From a logical standpoint, if veganism actually made you more fertile, then natural selection would have bred out the evil carnivores a long time ago.

I'm trying to find the science that came up with this bs, but all I can find are blogs full of weasel words and arbitrary testimony as evidence.
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#10 - 2012-02-15 05:35:25 UTC
Brisco County wrote:
Are they aiming for the axe body spray demographic?



That ***** broken. I've been using it for well over a year and I have yet to have a day where I get tackled by hordes of gorgeous women who tear off my clothes and **** me. I should sue the company for false advertisement.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-02-15 05:37:45 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
Brisco County wrote:
Are they aiming for the axe body spray demographic?



That ***** broken. I've been using it for well over a year and I have yet to have a day where I get tackled by hordes of gorgeous women who tear off my clothes and **** me. I should sue the company for false advertisement.


I think you have to find the right one

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Selinate
#12 - 2012-02-15 21:17:21 UTC
I thought that ad was funny, though I don't really get how vegan = better sex.

If anything, I'd think the hippy taint would make worse sex.
Brisco County
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-02-15 21:34:36 UTC
Well, they do smell pretty bad, and I imagine those dreadlocks get pretty sticky and smelly after brisk exercise.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#14 - 2012-02-15 21:43:29 UTC
Arn't this lot trying to sue sea world for slavery?
Jno Aubrey
Galactic Patrol
#15 - 2012-02-16 01:49:04 UTC
Bunch of damned herbivores daydreaming about not being at the bottom of the Food Chain.Roll

Name a shrub after me.  Something prickly and hard to eradicate.

Jno Aubrey
Galactic Patrol
#16 - 2012-02-16 01:53:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Jno Aubrey
Bloody forums and double posts...

Name a shrub after me.  Something prickly and hard to eradicate.

Alara IonStorm
#17 - 2012-02-16 02:15:31 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
I've been using it for well over a year and I have yet to have a day where I get tackled by hordes of gorgeous women who tear off my clothes and **** me.

But Rule 63 that and suddenly it is called Gang **** and is apparently a "Big Deal".

Total Double Standard.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2012-02-16 04:00:04 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Arn't this lot trying to sue sea world for slavery?


Yes, yes they are Straight

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#19 - 2012-02-16 04:12:19 UTC
And who can forget about sea kittens!

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Jada Maroo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2012-02-16 14:27:36 UTC
If being a vegan makes you healthier and more vigorous, how come almost every vegan I meet looks like Steve Jobs with cancer-AIDS?
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