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Xenuria for CSM!

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Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#161 - 2012-02-14 21:37:30 UTC
Xenuria wrote:

I have the following degrees

Associates: computer graphic design
Associates: Network Security /w Administration
Bachelors: Psychology (Graduating after this semester)
Bachelors: Technical Systems Management (3 classes away)



Are you capable of posting a single iota of fact without have to stretch the truth or exaggerate? An Associate's Degree is practically worthless, and neither of the Bachelors you say you 'have', have you actually attained. Higher Education is supposed to teach you how to think, not how to needlessly broadcast your wasted tuition on indecision; half the point of college isn't even going to the classes, its taking your first steps as an adult and gaining life experience.

Touting about your educational superiority is a wasted endeavor, because none of us care how much you know about Psych, Network Security or Graphic Design; we want to know how well versed you are at internet spaceships. All you have proven to be capable of in EvE is having multiple accounts and badposting. Why don't you try to expand on that a little?
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#162 - 2012-02-14 21:41:41 UTC
Xolve wrote:
Xenuria wrote:

I have the following degrees

Associates: computer graphic design
Associates: Network Security /w Administration
Bachelors: Psychology (Graduating after this semester)
Bachelors: Technical Systems Management (3 classes away)



Are you capable of posting a single iota of fact without have to stretch the truth or exaggerate? An Associate's Degree is practically worthless, and neither of the Bachelors you say you 'have', have you actually attained. Higher Education is supposed to teach you how to think, not how to needlessly broadcast your wasted tuition on indecision; half the point of college isn't even going to the classes, its taking your first steps as an adult and gaining life experience.

Touting about your educational superiority is a wasted endeavor, because none of us care how much you know about Psych, Network Security or Graphic Design; we want to know how well versed you are at internet spaceships. All you have proven to be capable of in EvE is having multiple accounts and badposting. Why don't you try to expand on that a little?

I have a signed letter from President Bill Clinton which proclaims that the essay I wrote in 7th grade was exceptional.

Vote for me!

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#163 - 2012-02-14 21:48:07 UTC
Isn't having a real job or career more of a liability for this sort of thing?
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#164 - 2012-02-14 22:03:53 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:

I have a signed letter from President Bill Clinton which proclaims that the essay I wrote in 7th grade was exceptional.

Vote for me!


I will not vote for you until you post a RIFTERSWARM(tm) op with applicable notice (enough so that I know its going on, and can actually attend.)
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#165 - 2012-02-14 22:10:47 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Xolve wrote:
Xenuria wrote:

I have the following degrees

Associates: computer graphic design
Associates: Network Security /w Administration
Bachelors: Psychology (Graduating after this semester)
Bachelors: Technical Systems Management (3 classes away)



Are you capable of posting a single iota of fact without have to stretch the truth or exaggerate? An Associate's Degree is practically worthless, and neither of the Bachelors you say you 'have', have you actually attained. Higher Education is supposed to teach you how to think, not how to needlessly broadcast your wasted tuition on indecision; half the point of college isn't even going to the classes, its taking your first steps as an adult and gaining life experience.

Touting about your educational superiority is a wasted endeavor, because none of us care how much you know about Psych, Network Security or Graphic Design; we want to know how well versed you are at internet spaceships. All you have proven to be capable of in EvE is having multiple accounts and badposting. Why don't you try to expand on that a little?

I have a signed letter from President Bill Clinton which proclaims that the essay I wrote in 7th grade was exceptional.

Vote for me!


That is an amazing coincidence! I signed a letter to Bill Clinton asking him to write an essay on being an exceptional 7th grader when he was president!

It is a small 'verse!

Issler
None ofthe Above
#166 - 2012-02-14 22:13:56 UTC
Xolve wrote:
Xenuria wrote:

I have the following degrees

Associates: computer graphic design
Associates: Network Security /w Administration
Bachelors: Psychology (Graduating after this semester)
Bachelors: Technical Systems Management (3 classes away)



Are you capable of posting a single iota of fact without have to stretch the truth or exaggerate? An Associate's Degree is practically worthless, and neither of the Bachelors you say you 'have', have you actually attained. Higher Education is supposed to teach you how to think, not how to needlessly broadcast your wasted tuition on indecision; half the point of college isn't even going to the classes, its taking your first steps as an adult and gaining life experience.


Actually, as much as I am not a fan of Xenuria, can't say you don't look foolish here.

That's actually a pretty interesting mix of specialties.

Associates degrees in Design or Networking (security/admin) are pretty effective at training you the basics (if done right) and advanced degrees are fairly questionable. I've mentored a few folks in the tech industry and the Associates Degrees have worked out well for them.

The two Bachelors could open some interesting doors (although those campaign videos might slam them shut, heh).

Xolve wrote:

Touting about your educational superiority is a wasted endeavor, because none of us care how much you know about Psych, Network Security or Graphic Design; we want to know how well versed you are at internet spaceships. All you have proven to be capable of in EvE is having multiple accounts and badposting. Why don't you try to expand on that a little?


Well here you may have a point.

The only end-game content in EVE Online is the crap that makes you rage quit.
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#167 - 2012-02-15 00:39:39 UTC
None ofthe Above wrote:

Actually, as much as I am not a fan of Xenuria, can't say you don't look foolish here.


I was merely pointing out the fact that he is claiming to possess something he clearly doesn't have.
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#168 - 2012-02-15 00:46:28 UTC
Xenuria wrote:

I have worked PR and CI for Anonymous since as early as 2008 and I have also worked as a youth councilor.


I too occupy a high level management position in an open organization with no hierarchy whatsoever.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
CanIHave YourStuff
In Praise Of Shadows
#169 - 2012-02-15 00:54:46 UTC
I wasn't aware they allowed pedo's to work as youth counsellors.
RDevz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#170 - 2012-02-15 01:04:05 UTC
Xenuria wrote:
This is me!


OK, I'm sorry. I'm not normally one to criticise someone's dress sense (glass houses and all that), but what the hell were you thinking when pairing tennis shoes with a jacket?

Why should someone with such an outstanding lack of judgement be let anywhere near the CSM?

~
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#171 - 2012-02-15 01:04:47 UTC
How did I miss this
Xenuria wrote:
This is me!


This is the worst attempt at looking classy I have ever witnessed. The shoes alone are enough to ruin the outfit entirely.

I submitted it to http://lonelynerdsinfedoras.tumblr.com/

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#172 - 2012-02-15 01:06:02 UTC
The judges have voted.

We're sorry, but you're never going to be New Eden's next top model.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#173 - 2012-02-15 01:09:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Johnny Marzetti
It does explain his virginity, though. Someone call Q'ueer Eye for the Weird Guy.

edit: Holy crap I can't believe q-u-e-e-r is censored on this site and turbonigger isn't.
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#174 - 2012-02-15 01:15:39 UTC
Johnny Marzetti wrote:
It does explain his virginity, though. Someone call Q'ueer Eye for the Weird Guy.

edit: Holy crap I can't believe q-u-e-e-r is censored on this site and turbonigger isn't.


There is a pattern to the response of this insanely effective space-age wordfilter. I'll just leave this here:

queerfaggot
turbogay
gayfaggot
etc.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#175 - 2012-02-15 01:19:49 UTC
I post in this thread as part of a conspiracy to help CCP Phantom justify his request for a raise.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#176 - 2012-02-15 01:49:03 UTC
is that an orange button-down shirt? what the christ

~hi~
Johan Krieger
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#177 - 2012-02-15 01:51:03 UTC
Fix your collar dude.

Also, are you in your psychiatrists office or something?
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#178 - 2012-02-15 02:10:02 UTC
His next answer will refer to the fact that he was being horrible on purpose in order to troll us, therefore we are idiots.
(lies)

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Johanne D'Arc
Rhine and Courtesan
#179 - 2012-02-15 02:21:19 UTC
MOTHER OF GOD
Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#180 - 2012-02-15 02:39:05 UTC
Johan Krieger wrote:
Fix your collar dude.

Also, are you in your psychiatrists office or something?


I think it's worse than that.

I think he lives in a place furnished like a waiting room.

I don't have another explanation for the dog.