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[CSM 7] Lord Hesperus Vanderbeets, Grandmaster of the Militant and Hospitaller order of St. Vanderbe

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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#21 - 2012-02-12 01:27:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Alavaria Fera
I clicked like because it was a militant order.

Thus, it must involve blowing things up.
Hesperus Vanderbeets wrote:
Yon disgusting space pig! I should enrun you through with mine spacelance of great power! Fight me coward! For thou art errything wrong with these spacelands!

A blistering indictment about the overpoweredness of titan tracking.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Hesperus Vanderbeets
The Greater Goon
#22 - 2012-02-12 05:40:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Hesperus Vanderbeets
Killer Gandry wrote:
My dear hesperus Vanderbeets.

You claim to be speaking for a part of the New Eden community, yet when I look I don't see any activity at all in that particular part of the game.
Maybe you think that wandering into that specific area, which clearly has never had any real representation, and throwing yourself into the masses like a long lost messias you actually are going to receive any votes for the comming elections.

Goonswarm might be inclined to the notion that the more roleplay oriented people are nerds.
Do not think I can't dig up points of vieuws of Goonswarm about the roleplaying community which reflect their real opinion about roleplaying. This includes the opinion of your master Mittens.

I am sorry to say however that being a roleplayer doesn't automaticly mean that you are also dillusional about the real purpose of your candidacy.

Roleplayers are smarter than you and the rest of your Goon buddies give them credit for and your feeble and childish attempt to pose as an actual roleplayer will just insult those who are real roleplayers.

So pack up your pompeus act and learn the real thrive of the roleplayer before trying to sound like someone who has any grasp of roleplay.


Your implications that the Darknest roleplaying community enposts where the space peasant of no worth can enview disgust me.

If thou were to make these statements ov falsehood in a more ov character approach I wouldth respond with much might and vigour!
Hesperus Vanderbeets
The Greater Goon
#23 - 2012-02-12 17:45:41 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
I clicked like because it was a militant order.

Thus, it must involve blowing things up.
Hesperus Vanderbeets wrote:
Yon disgusting space pig! I should enrun you through with mine spacelance of great power! Fight me coward! For thou art errything wrong with these spacelands!

A blistering indictment about the overpoweredness of titan tracking.


Thees most greatest ov battlesteeds of which the minions of the treachreous false king ride upon are nay the cause of our plight, but rather the symptom ov our sick soul!
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#24 - 2012-02-12 19:44:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Andski
Hefperuf Vanderbeetf, under what pretenfe doth thou falfely claim a noble title and make a claim for this office?

Pretender! Blafphemer!

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Hesperus Vanderbeets
The Greater Goon
#25 - 2012-02-12 19:54:54 UTC
Andski wrote:
Hefperuf Vanderbeetf, under what pretenfe doth thou falfely claim a noble title and make a claim for this office?

Pretender! Blafphemer!


Ho, yon space peasant whom doubteth the noble blood that run through my veins!

Mine ancestry runeth back ov fourty-four generations where upon the ancestor ov the true king ov space grantethed my forfather land and title ov great might.
Blawrf McTaggart
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#26 - 2012-02-12 20:42:43 UTC
Lord Vanderbeets, what is your stance on Blawrfs?
Hesperus Vanderbeets
The Greater Goon
#27 - 2012-02-12 21:32:42 UTC
Blawrf McTaggart wrote:
Lord Vanderbeets, what is your stance on Blawrfs?


Ov this momente the Militant and Hospitaller Order ov St. Vanderbeets ov EVEONLINE finds them to be quite blawrf-like.
Killer Gandry
The Concilium Enterprises
#28 - 2012-02-12 21:37:43 UTC
Hesperus Vanderbeets wrote:

Your implications that the Darknest roleplaying community enposts where the space peasant of no worth can enview disgust me.

If thou were to make these statements ov falsehood in a more ov character approach I wouldth respond with much might and vigour!


Then thou shall heareth the reply as thou wisheth.

Ba mhaith liom buíochas a ghlacadh leis an am a ghlaonn tú, pretentious pompous, peacock parading le smaoineamh fíor aon cad a thiomáineann roleplayer fíor.
Mar sin, reáchtáil ar ardán de dúmas bréige pointí díreach amach arís conas a oibríonn Goons agus smaoineamh.
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#29 - 2012-02-12 21:45:58 UTC
Forsoothe! Thou shalt lead us to victory

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Susie Chow
Perkone
Caldari State
#30 - 2012-02-12 22:28:32 UTC
I'm posting from a library, and tears are streaming from my eyes as I try desperately not to laugh out loud. The old lady at the computer next to me is giving me strange looks.
Hesperus Vanderbeets
The Greater Goon
#31 - 2012-02-13 01:16:40 UTC
Susie Chow wrote:
I'm posting from a library, and tears are streaming from my eyes as I try desperately not to laugh out loud. The old lady at the computer next to me is giving me strange looks.


Forsoothe space knight!

Yon plague upon these space kingdom is ov the highest unholiness though.
Mintrolio
Doomheim
#32 - 2012-02-13 01:28:23 UTC
CONFRIMIGN DEER SIRS I AM FEELIGN YOU LIKE BROTHRE

ALSO HOW IST YOU TO FEALIGN ABOUT ALLES THING UKRAINIAN?

ALSO GOATS.


KEEP UP GOOD POASTIGN!

MINTROLIO FUR CSM7
Hesperus Vanderbeets
The Greater Goon
#33 - 2012-02-13 13:39:47 UTC
Mintrolio wrote:
CONFRIMIGN DEER SIRS I AM FEELIGN YOU LIKE BROTHRE

ALSO HOW IST YOU TO FEALIGN ABOUT ALLES THING UKRAINIAN?

ALSO GOATS.


KEEP UP GOOD POASTIGN!



Noble Mintrolio ov House Sigma, mine opinion on thee Ukrainian tribe is that they are ov a different clothe and we, the mobles ov Space, and there for should be ov ignore.
Hesperus Vanderbeets
The Greater Goon
#34 - 2012-02-13 23:10:11 UTC
Upon this very day the peasants ov the fine community ov play ov role have narry spoken against me, yet they have come out ov the droves of the peasant to support Hesperus Vanderbeets.
Mintrolio
Doomheim
#35 - 2012-02-16 15:44:01 UTC
ONLY 10 MOR MINE BROTHRE

MINTROLIO FUR CSM7
Hesperus Vanderbeets
The Greater Goon
#36 - 2012-02-16 18:10:57 UTC
oh god
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#37 - 2012-02-16 18:57:25 UTC
Christ, even the priest from the Princess Bride is a Something Awful member.
Hesperus Vanderbeets
The Greater Goon
#38 - 2012-02-16 19:32:13 UTC
Xolve wrote:
Christ, even the priest from the Princess Bride is a Something Awful member.


Forsooth!

All mine brothers ov arms ov great merriment and honour are ov a goonish nature.

And all shall be ov such a nature lest the treacherous space king become ov victory!
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