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VOTE ME CSM7
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-02-08 23:20:05 UTC
i may be standing for csm7 with your help we can stop the next gallente isk war.


(8:24:35 PM) directorbot: It's trolling season! This CSM election season is beginning to lurch forward, which means that earnest pubbies bleating about democracy, self-diagnosed aspies, and honest-to-god Objectivists are coming out of the woodwork in Jita Park to run for office. Jita Park is even worse than CAOD back in the day. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to commence shitting the place up and tearing anything that looks at you funny to shreds. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=topics&f=268 We have no real 'enemies' yet but pretty much anyone besides us posting there is probably a loon deserving mockery.

*** This was a broadcast from themittani to all-all, replies are not monitored *

down with mittans
Largo Coronet
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-02-08 23:26:33 UTC
Our clever ruse has been exposed!

This is my signature. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.

Someday, this signature may save my life.
Harold Tuphlos
The Dark Space Initiative
Scary Wormhole People
#3 - 2012-02-08 23:29:39 UTC
PANIC?
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#4 - 2012-02-08 23:38:50 UTC
If they want to be forum janitors, there are janitors in the game, so I suppose everything is legal.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2012-02-08 23:43:42 UTC
VOTE ME CSM7 wrote:
i may be standing for csm7 with your help we can stop the next gallente isk war.


(8:24:35 PM) directorbot: It's trolling season! This CSM election season is beginning to lurch forward, which means that earnest pubbies bleating about democracy, self-diagnosed aspies, and honest-to-god Objectivists are coming out of the woodwork in Jita Park to run for office. Jita Park is even worse than CAOD back in the day. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to commence shitting the place up and tearing anything that looks at you funny to shreds. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=topics&f=268 We have no real 'enemies' yet but pretty much anyone besides us posting there is probably a loon deserving mockery.

*** This was a broadcast from themittani to all-all, replies are not monitored *

down with mittans



Greetings Capsuleer,

I am a member of the aforementioned Goonswarm Federation as well as a supporter of Chairman Mittani, the king of all space and father of the little people. Let me respectfully object to your obviously doctored broadcast. As with all Goonswarm personnel, I am permatently mindlinked to our secure quantum-locked superposition faster-than-light communication network, and I can assure you that no such broadcast took place.

There is unfortunately no possible way for me to translate the concepts being directly beamed into our minds, without being either ostracized by my fellow citizens or melting your tiny unworthy brain.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Aryndel Vyst
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2012-02-08 23:49:15 UTC
VOTE ME CSM7 wrote:
i may be standing for csm7 with your help we can stop the next gallente isk war.


(8:24:35 PM) directorbot: It's trolling season! This CSM election season is beginning to lurch forward, which means that earnest pubbies bleating about democracy, self-diagnosed aspies, and honest-to-god Objectivists are coming out of the woodwork in Jita Park to run for office. Jita Park is even worse than CAOD back in the day. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to commence shitting the place up and tearing anything that looks at you funny to shreds. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=topics&f=268 We have no real 'enemies' yet but pretty much anyone besides us posting there is probably a loon deserving mockery.

*** This was a broadcast from themittani to all-all, replies are not monitored *

down with mittans



I meant to post this under this character. My bad
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2012-02-09 00:01:12 UTC
does this make me a goon quisling?
VOTE ME CSM7
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-02-09 15:02:56 UTC
down with mittans
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#9 - 2012-02-09 15:45:36 UTC
mittani alt

how lame

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
VOTE ME CSM7
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-02-10 15:20:57 UTC
Remember down with the king of space mittan'ley and his new bob style alliance (GSF)
Travis Wells
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#11 - 2012-02-10 16:58:42 UTC
spies? in my goonswarm? no way bro
Minmatar Citizen 769594585726
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-02-10 17:23:00 UTC
spai!
+1
Randomus Namus
Perkone
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-02-10 17:48:03 UTC
I like this guy. He seems like he's a real truth telling go getter.
VOTE ME CSM7
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2012-02-11 13:50:07 UTC
never trust propaganda from mittans, burn mittans and his propaganda
(4:04:13 PM) the_mittani: you want to see me in propaganda mode, wait until you see this csm thread
Dilligaf Jack
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-02-11 18:49:47 UTC
All Hail Mittens King of Space
VOTE ME CSM7
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2012-02-12 19:31:29 UTC
ArrowAttentionRiverini for CSM7 Chairman
Venus Vermillion
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2012-02-12 19:37:53 UTC
Mittens obviously didn't send that directorbot broadcast. There were no ~~tilde~~ in it at all.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#18 - 2012-02-12 20:07:20 UTC
Venus Vermillion wrote:
Mittens obviously didn't send that directorbot broadcast. There were no ~~tilde~~ in it at all.

Hey, you're right. There are ~no~ tildes.

Quick OP, edit your broadcast thing to put in some tildes!

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