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Lyris Nairn

Perkone

Caldari State

Likes received: 12,423

#1 - 2012-02-10 18:59:12 UTC

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Hello, space friends.

Perhaps you have been living under a rock these past few years; or, perhaps you have been under the effects of an experimental drug not yet licensed by your country's medical ministry; or, perhaps you have only recently been cured of a curse of blindness, deafness and dumbness by virtue of clicking on this link. If that be the case, then perhaps you ought to have a seat over there, for what I am about to say may come as a shock to you. First of all, you have an account for the game EVE Online, the popular Internet spaceship game by CCP, hf—a shock in itself, I know; but, secondly, and more importantly, that game and its accompanying forum software are full of bugs. I hereby promise that by the end of my second term, those bugs will be gone and every one of them will be replaced with a smiley face. Errybody loves smiley faces!

Smile

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Caldari Provisions Caldari State 75
Richard Bong Caldari Provisions Caldari State Likes received: 75	#2 - 2012-02-10 19:02:13 UTC Just imagine, every one of these could be a bug that was wiped out by your dear sky captain. [ASK] Me about drive by thread shitting!

Lyris Nairn

Perkone

Caldari State

Likes received: 12,423

#3 - 2012-02-10 19:04:38 UTC

Richard Bong wrote:

Just imagine, every one of these could be a bug that was wiped out by your dear sky captain.

Right now CCP has a thread limit of 6,000 characters in forum threads which means that I could only potentially display 6,000 squashed bugs in a given thread; but, by the end of my second term I promise that the 6,000 character limit will be raised to >9,000 so that at least one bug per space like I presently hold may be represented with a smiley face.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Descendance. GoonSwarm. 563
Vordak Kallager Descendance. GoonSwarm. Likes received: 563	#4 - 2012-02-10 19:06:40 UTC 1 Got my vote. +1 *Sa souvraya niende misain ye.*


Lyris Nairn Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 12,423	#5 - 2012-02-10 19:07:39 UTC 3 Vordak Kallager wrote: Got my vote. +1 I just gave you my like! That's a vote, right? Sky Captain of Your Heart Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn


Vordak Kallager Descendance. GoonSwarm. Likes received: 563	#6 - 2012-02-10 19:08:29 UTC 1 Lyris Nairn wrote: Vordak Kallager wrote: Got my vote. +1 I just gave you my like! That's a vote, right? Confirming Likes buy my Votes. Cookies may also have the desired effect. *Sa souvraya niende misain ye.*

Lyris Nairn

Perkone

Caldari State

Likes received: 12,423

#7 - 2012-02-10 19:15:15 UTC

Vordak Kallager wrote:

Lyris Nairn wrote:

Vordak Kallager wrote:

Got my vote. +1 Bear

I just gave you my like! That's a vote, right? Cool

Confirming Likes buy my Votes. Cookies may also have the desired effect.

You should hop on my minecraft server! We have a chest of cookies in our cake fort.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Vordak Kallager

Descendance.

GoonSwarm.

Likes received: 563

#8 - 2012-02-10 19:16:36 UTC

Lyris Nairn wrote:

Vordak Kallager wrote:

Lyris Nairn wrote:

Vordak Kallager wrote:

Got my vote. +1 Bear

I just gave you my like! That's a vote, right? Cool

Confirming Likes buy my Votes. Cookies may also have the desired effect.

You should hop on my minecraft server! We have a chest of cookies in our cake fort.

Mail me the IP and I promise not to play with my flint-n-steel. Pirate

Sa souvraya niende misain ye.

Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire 699
Grumpy Owly Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire Likes received: 699	#9 - 2012-02-10 19:23:34 UTC Пожалуйста, вы можете распространять чудес водки с печеньем Bounty Hunting - Soon (™): Retribution (Winter 2012) It's just criminal - Smuggling

Lyris Nairn

Perkone

Caldari State

Likes received: 12,423

#10 - 2012-02-10 19:29:46 UTC

Vordak Kallager wrote:

Lyris Nairn wrote:

Vordak Kallager wrote:

Lyris Nairn wrote:

Vordak Kallager wrote:

Got my vote. +1 Bear

I just gave you my like! That's a vote, right? Cool

Confirming Likes buy my Votes. Cookies may also have the desired effect.

You should hop on my minecraft server! We have a chest of cookies in our cake fort.

Mail me the IP and I promise not to play with my flint-n-steel. Pirate

The server spawn is a maze of obsidian, pressure plats and TNT. Smile

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Perkone Caldari State 179
Largo Coronet Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 179	#11 - 2012-02-10 19:34:49 UTC 1 Let's berf Nugs! This is my signature. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. Someday, this signature may save my life.

Immemorial Coalescence Administration Immemorial Coalescence 2,007
Akrasjel Lanate Immemorial Coalescence Administration Immemorial Coalescence Likes received: 2,007	#12 - 2012-02-10 20:14:33 UTC umadbro CEO of Lanate Industries Citizen of Solitude


Lyris Nairn Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 12,423	#13 - 2012-02-10 20:17:37 UTC 1 the maddest Sky Captain of Your Heart Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Tie Fighters Inc 1,329
rodyas Tie Fighters Inc Likes received: 1,329	#14 - 2012-02-10 21:23:04 UTC I agree nerf them, spiders have too long of legs and are too sneaky. Also hate beetles and long bugs as well. Might like colorful bugs until I learn more about them. Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne


Lyris Nairn Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 12,423	#15 - 2012-02-10 21:23:59 UTC 1 Spiders are not bugs! :eng101: Sky Captain of Your Heart Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 227
HELIC0N ONE Republic Military School Minmatar Republic Likes received: 227	#16 - 2012-02-12 16:26:57 UTC are ladybirds bugs? I like ladybirds, they're cute

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