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I showed my girlfriend the new player orientation video

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eddie valvetino
Victory or Whatever
Nourv Gate Security Commission
#21 - 2012-02-10 12:47:40 UTC
TheBlueMonkey wrote:
wait.... sexy womans voice over + shots of 3D space boobies attracts girls?

I thought it was a ploy to attract more virgin neckbeards....

interesting side effect


I want my GF to be the Female Russian Titan pilot in the Dominion trailer...
Cebraio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#22 - 2012-02-10 12:59:07 UTC
eddie valvetino wrote:

I want my GF to be the Female Russian Titan pilot in the Dominion trailer...

Obedience much?
Aruken Marr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2012-02-10 13:13:55 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Click me.


Kill it with fire! Seriously what the hell is wrong with that monkey?

OP related: I like this new approach to advertising the game.
Ruiner Drudge
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2012-02-10 13:44:07 UTC
Gordon Fell wrote:
I noticed they used the old UI font.


It stuck out like a sore thumb, the Eve UI is absolutely hideous.
Doc Severide
Doomheim
#25 - 2012-02-10 13:56:50 UTC
I have a lovely wife who is a gamer herself. We are both in our 50's and her and I played together in the Unreal Tournament world for several years untill it died off. She doen't play EVE but she has her own Gaming Rig for FPS games.

Whenever I want to upgrade all she asks is "Do I get one too". Well yes of course you do....
M'nu
Vard School of Cryo Cuisine
#26 - 2012-02-10 13:59:14 UTC
Doc Severide wrote:
I have a lovely wife who is a gamer herself. We are both in our 50's and her and I played together in the Unreal Tournament world for several years untill it died off. She doen't play EVE but she has her own Gaming Rig for FPS games.

Whenever I want to upgrade all she asks is "Do I get one too". Well yes of course you do....



Do you still bump uglies?
OT Smithers
A Farewell To Kings...
Dock Workers
#27 - 2012-02-10 14:26:03 UTC
Mother does not approve of girlfriends Cry
Pop Bear
Doomheim
#28 - 2012-02-10 14:31:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Pop Bear
I knew a guy who told me that he had recently split from his GF but they were still sharing an apartment until one of them found some place new. Well anyways he went off on a dirty weekend with his new squeeze and came home to find all his chars on all of his Eve accounts biomassed Twisted True story lol.
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#29 - 2012-02-10 14:39:41 UTC
Ciar Meara wrote:
Richard Desturned wrote:
showing eve to your girlfriend is where you screwed up


how do you suppose you hide a dual screen display with huge warships when your living together in an appartement?


Close the kitchen door?

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Dinsdale Pirannha
Pirannha Corp
#30 - 2012-02-10 14:42:12 UTC
Pop Bear wrote:
I knew a guy who told me that he had recently split from his GF but they were still sharing an apartment until one of them found some place new. Well anyways he went off on a dirty weekend with his new squeeze and came home to find all his chars on all of his Eve accounts biomassed Twisted True story lol.



I believe that is grounds for justifiable homicide in some more civilized nations.
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#31 - 2012-02-10 14:43:00 UTC
Super Chair wrote:
So... CCP gets morgan freeman to voice over their trailers...instant hike in female subscribers?


You do realize that guy is a wife beater. Shocked

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Ciar Meara
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#32 - 2012-02-10 14:44:01 UTC
Nova Fox wrote:
Super Chair wrote:
So... CCP gets morgan freeman to voice over their trailers...instant hike in female subscribers?


You do realize that guy is a wife beater. Shocked


I was going to wait until someone else mentioned that. But yeah Morgan Freeman isn't a nice man it seems.

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#33 - 2012-02-10 14:44:26 UTC
Ciar Meara wrote:
Richard Desturned wrote:
showing eve to your girlfriend is where you screwed up


how do you suppose you hide a dual screen display with huge warships when your living together in an appartement?



Just have them aimed away from the kitchen

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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
#34 - 2012-02-10 14:48:53 UTC
My Postman wrote:
Well, your Gf is nicer than mine.

When i was playing EVE (fightig a dessy in a wh with an ishtar), and she wanted to go out to eat, she simply pulled the plug of the computer. Her way to tell me that it´s time to go. Needless to say that i lost an ishtar to a catalyst. At this time i wanted to poison her food in the restaurant.

True story, bro.


Your girlfriend sounds pretty abusive.
Sugar Von MurdererTits
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#35 - 2012-02-10 15:15:07 UTC
My husband got me into playing Eve.

Before I really new what I was doing he made sure I trained for a Badger Mark II. Then he said it was in case I quit, he'd be able to use my char for hauling.

I feel so violated, and not in a good way.
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#36 - 2012-02-10 15:17:01 UTC
Sugar Von MurdererTits wrote:
My husband got me into playing Eve.

Before I really new what I was doing he made sure I trained for a Badger Mark II. Then he said it was in case I quit, he'd be able to use my char for hauling.

I feel so violated, and not in a good way.


eve is about planning ahead, dont be :)

now about that relentless hauling......

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Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#37 - 2012-02-10 16:14:33 UTC
Sugar Von MurdererTits wrote:
My husband got me into playing Eve.

Before I really new what I was doing he made sure I trained for a Badger Mark II. Then he said it was in case I quit, he'd be able to use my char for hauling.

I feel so violated, and not in a good way.


Space Trucker a valuable profession who else would bring the party?

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Alara IonStorm
#38 - 2012-02-10 16:26:33 UTC
Aruken Marr wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Click me.


Kill it with fire! Seriously what the hell is wrong with that monkey?

OP related: I like this new approach to advertising the game.

Sup.
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Click me.

No.
Citizen Smif
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#39 - 2012-02-10 16:47:07 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Click me.


Lol, couldn't resist clicking that link. I was pleasantly surprised it wasn't a link for "Blue Waffle" or something like that (for those of you who don't know what this is - google it.)

And girls don't play EVE.. They can get laid whenever they want to.
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#40 - 2012-02-10 16:49:31 UTC
ITT, EVE players pretending to have girlfriends.