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Me for CSM!
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Piatora
Bad Investments ULC
Diplomatic Incidents.
#1 - 2012-02-08 18:22:48 UTC
A little about me:

I've played EVE for 2 years now. I have done wormholes, lowsec, highsec, 0.0, incursions, I cook, I clean, and I can badpost. I figured since everyone was throwing in their hat to try and get on the CSM then I should as well. I have traveled through the dangers of 0.0 in a battleship, unescorted, gate to gate warping. I have been to Jita and tried to scam the scammers. I have done PI and sleeper sites and made much spacegold. Eve is real, I was there.

As a CSM candidate I promise to:

Ignore everyone.
Do what I want.
Promote agendas that benefit me and my friends and mess with people I don't like.
Travel to Iceland for free and drink a lot, I might even post funny pictures.
Behave in a manner befitting an enraged babboon, complete with scat flinging.
Never communicate with people on the Eve-O forums because they are bad, and make me feel bad.

That should be enough for now. Elect me and I will be the self-important guy who gets free vacations and a chance to interfere with the game direction!!
The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-02-08 18:31:26 UTC
a man after my own heart, +1~

~hi~
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#3 - 2012-02-08 20:02:41 UTC
Sorry Hilmar already has that spot in the company.

I would try to get the spot where all you do is wear bright colors and try to pretend you know how to operate a computer.

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Piatora
Bad Investments ULC
Diplomatic Incidents.
#4 - 2012-02-08 20:18:20 UTC
That is my day job already ..... I don't know if I am allowed to double dip?
Largo Coronet
Perkone
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-02-08 21:44:32 UTC
How could I not applaud such honesty?

This is my signature. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.

Someday, this signature may save my life.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#6 - 2012-02-08 21:48:00 UTC
My job is to actually double dip. Hmm gonna have to look around then to find something for ya.

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Leon Audacity
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-02-08 23:37:30 UTC
If only our political leaders were so honest and upfront.
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-02-09 01:53:41 UTC
Its like reading my own CSM candidate post...but with a little bit of bitter vet sprinkled on the top

it left a bitter taste in my mouth :( how do i wash it away!?

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2012-02-09 02:05:27 UTC
Piatora wrote:
A little about me:

I've played EVE for 2 years now. I have done wormholes, lowsec, highsec, 0.0, incursions, I cook, I clean, and I can badpost. I figured since everyone was throwing in their hat to try and get on the CSM then I should as well. I have traveled through the dangers of 0.0 in a battleship, unescorted, gate to gate warping. I have been to Jita and tried to scam the scammers. I have done PI and sleeper sites and made much spacegold. Eve is real, I was there.

As a CSM candidate I promise to:

Ignore everyone.
Do what I want.
Promote agendas that benefit me and my friends and mess with people I don't like.
Travel to Iceland for free and drink a lot, I might even post funny pictures.
Behave in a manner befitting an enraged babboon, complete with scat flinging.
Never communicate with people on the Eve-O forums because they are bad, and make me feel bad.

That should be enough for now. Elect me and I will be the self-important guy who gets free vacations and a chance to interfere with the game direction!!





You forgot to add:

Quote:
Despite this, be the best CSM member who ever sat in an Icelandic meeting room and steadily increase the quality of the game for everyone.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Piatora
Bad Investments ULC
Diplomatic Incidents.
#10 - 2012-02-09 03:37:48 UTC
Krios Ahzek wrote:
Piatora wrote:
A little about me:

I've played EVE for 2 years now. I have done wormholes, lowsec, highsec, 0.0, incursions, I cook, I clean, and I can badpost. I figured since everyone was throwing in their hat to try and get on the CSM then I should as well. I have traveled through the dangers of 0.0 in a battleship, unescorted, gate to gate warping. I have been to Jita and tried to scam the scammers. I have done PI and sleeper sites and made much spacegold. Eve is real, I was there.

As a CSM candidate I promise to:

Ignore everyone.
Do what I want.
Promote agendas that benefit me and my friends and mess with people I don't like.
Travel to Iceland for free and drink a lot, I might even post funny pictures.
Behave in a manner befitting an enraged babboon, complete with scat flinging.
Never communicate with people on the Eve-O forums because they are bad, and make me feel bad.

That should be enough for now. Elect me and I will be the self-important guy who gets free vacations and a chance to interfere with the game direction!!





You forgot to add:

Quote:
Despite this, be the best CSM member who ever sat in an Icelandic meeting room and steadily increase the quality of the game for everyone.


Wasn't calling anyone out. I just figured I should try to get a CSM spot too. I'm happy with the direction the game is taking away from space barbies. Who is to thank for that is irrelevent to me. Sov 0.0 seems like a whole lot of work that I don't have in me to devote to a game, so whatever.

I do promise to champion NPC nullsec though!

And don't forget punch and pie for all!!
Fugusha Kisai
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2012-02-09 17:48:51 UTC
I endorse this service and/or product.
Dunbar Hulan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-02-09 18:20:17 UTC
Piatora wrote:
Krios Ahzek wrote:
Piatora wrote:
A little about me:

I've played EVE for 2 years now. I have done wormholes, lowsec, highsec, 0.0, incursions, I cook, I clean, and I can badpost. I figured since everyone was throwing in their hat to try and get on the CSM then I should as well. I have traveled through the dangers of 0.0 in a battleship, unescorted, gate to gate warping. I have been to Jita and tried to scam the scammers. I have done PI and sleeper sites and made much spacegold. Eve is real, I was there.

As a CSM candidate I promise to:

Ignore everyone.
Do what I want.
Promote agendas that benefit me and my friends and mess with people I don't like.
Travel to Iceland for free and drink a lot, I might even post funny pictures.
Behave in a manner befitting an enraged babboon, complete with scat flinging.
Never communicate with people on the Eve-O forums because they are bad, and make me feel bad.

That should be enough for now. Elect me and I will be the self-important guy who gets free vacations and a chance to interfere with the game direction!!





You forgot to add:

Quote:
Despite this, be the best CSM member who ever sat in an Icelandic meeting room and steadily increase the quality of the game for everyone.


Wasn't calling anyone out. I just figured I should try to get a CSM spot too. I'm happy with the direction the game is taking away from space barbies. Who is to thank for that is irrelevent to me. Sov 0.0 seems like a whole lot of work that I don't have in me to devote to a game, so whatever.

I do promise to champion NPC nullsec though!

And don't forget punch and pie for all!!

Champion NPC Null sec +1

 ** Manchester United - Paul Scholes= Genius**
Piatora
Bad Investments ULC
Diplomatic Incidents.
#13 - 2012-02-09 22:15:42 UTC
Halfway to being one step closer to initiation of my master plan!!

I further pledge to:

Neglect my work and continue to post updates for the duration of the CSM election process.
Continue looking dapper.
Promote an agenda of carefree recklessness.
Shoot things while screaming on comms.
Forget that I have a self-repper.
Never scout before jumping.
Whine that I need more spacebuxx.
Spend more time planning my skill queue than actually playing.
Equal rights for pubbies!
Non-equal rights for pubbies!
Learn what a pubbie actually is!

More to follow at a later date.
Doctor Eezee
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-02-10 16:35:20 UTC
Just gonna bump this, so people see it.

Piatora for CSM!

"My rule is: If you meet the weakest vessel, attack; if it is a vessel equal to yours, attack; and if it is stronger than yours, also attack..." - Admiral Stepan O. Makarov
Reduvius
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-02-10 16:51:38 UTC
I will definitely vote for Me this election.
Minmatar Citizen 769594585726
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2012-02-10 17:09:20 UTC
+1 for great justice!
Mumtaz Khan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2012-02-19 18:02:47 UTC
Great comrade Piatora shall be the harbinger of a new world order! Vote for him!