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Dovinian for CSM7

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Dovinian
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#21 - 2012-02-09 19:56:05 UTC
Retar Aveymone wrote:
what is your stance on ccp phantom and his possession of a mouse and keyboard

I think it's pretty fantastic he owns a keyboard and mouse. He can play superior First Person Shooter games. Like Dus-- oh wait. ****.

Also, I have no intentions of running off to Goons or TNT or 0WN or wherever.
Major Niall
Yamagata Syndicate
Northern Coalition.
#22 - 2012-02-09 19:56:25 UTC
beep beep
RomeoActual
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2012-02-09 19:56:53 UTC
BEEP BEEP BITCHES
drakk3n
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2012-02-09 19:57:11 UTC
Re beep beeping because CCP deleted my post

:condi:
John Fandango
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#25 - 2012-02-09 19:57:18 UTC
BEEP FOR GREAT JUSTICE
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#26 - 2012-02-09 19:57:48 UTC
Dovinian wrote:
Retar Aveymone wrote:
what is your stance on ccp phantom and his possession of a mouse and keyboard

I think it's pretty fantastic he owns a keyboard and mouse. He can play superior First Person Shooter games. Like Dus-- oh wait. ****.

I'm sorry I'm afraid I can't support a candidate this weak on the issues that matter to me
Craggus
Doomheim
#27 - 2012-02-09 19:57:50 UTC
BEEP BEEP

Oh, legit questions.. err... umm.. Will you sing Notchicken's songs at CSM meets if voted for?
Guillane Itaril
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2012-02-09 19:57:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Guillane Itaril
There's an island paradise far away
Though I'd like to go myself some day
I'm a man who has no try hard
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to tell CCP how to not suck
So I won't go, I won't go

Dovi Dovi Dovi Dovi Dovi Dovinian
For CSM, For Cee Ess Eeeee-eee-eee-emmm
Test Alliance Please Ignore should send Dovi to Iceland
Dovibus beeps, and Dovi's for keeps//

There's only one choice to represent TEST
And on the CSM we want our best
Don't **** this up, like fuckin' White Tree
Vote for the best that TEST can bring
Since you won't go, send the best Testie
You know it's Dovi, it's Dovi

Dovi Dovi Dovi Dovi Dovi Dovinian
For CSM, For Cee Ess Eeeee-eee-eee-emmm
Test Alliance Please Ignore should send Dovi to Iceland
Dovibus beeps, and Dovi's for keeps

Every day you undock your rifter
Dovi's your bridge, not your rival
Every day, you pod back home
Dovi buses you in, so you can die again

I play EVE, but I don't try hard
I'm a pilot who just flies rifters
How do we sell the glory of TEST
Dovi's the best, the best of TEST

Dovi Dovi Dovi Dovi Dovi Dovinian
For CSM, For Cee Ess Eeeee-eee-eee-emmm
Test Alliance Please Ignore should send Dovi to Iceland
Dovibus beeps, and Dovi's for keeps

Dovi Dovi Dovi Dovi Dovi Dovinian
For CSM, For Cee Ess Eeeee-eee-eee-emmm
Test Alliance Please Ignore should send Dovi to Iceland
Dovibus beeps, and Dovi's for keeps

Dovi Dovi Dovi Dovi Dovi Dovinian
For CSM, For Cee Ess Eeeee-eee-eee-emmm
Test Alliance Please Ignore should send Dovi to Iceland
Dovibus beeps, and Dovi's for keeps

by Notchicken
Edit: This is sung to the tune of Karma Chameleon by Culture Club.
GunslingerBob
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#29 - 2012-02-09 19:58:13 UTC
CCP Phantom wrote:
Phantom beeping in.

Please understand that posts like "beep" are considered spam as they bury legit question to the candidate, they also rob the candidate the chance to reply to these questions.

Phantom beeping out.


Ok, for starters:

You don't seem to understand. The concept of the beep beep, as mentioned in various other threads, is a call to arms for TEST. A cheer of excitement, of joy, and honor! We aren't spamming, burying questions, or anything of the sort. We're showing our support for our candidate, which we have every right to do! If anything, it forces our candidate to go that extra mile to answer any and all questions posed to him, something we feel is necessary for a good CSM. That's why we're supporting him, because Dovi is the kind of guy that'll go the extra mile to make something right. I respect that, and as a result I respect him.

So go ahead, take away our beep beeps. Try to keep us down. We'll rise up, triumphant, stronger than ever, and take what we so rightfully deserve.

DOVI FOR CSM. BEEP BEEP FOR LIFE!!!
Tyranneous
Alpaca Pirates
#30 - 2012-02-09 19:58:27 UTC
My question is, how do you exactly pronounce the beep beep? Is it like the roadrunner, which I'd see written more as a kinda "meepmeep", or more like an old fashioned car horn?

Also, what's your stance on heatsinks? Can we have bonuses for fitting them to rifters?
Dorijan
W-Space IT Department
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#31 - 2012-02-09 19:58:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Dorijan
As a potential voter, I'd like to know what your contingency plan for another Tuxford incident is.
Surely you must have thought about that!

Also: *beep beep*
Hromodox
New Eden Corporation 98773700
New Eden Alliance 99013620
#32 - 2012-02-09 19:58:45 UTC
Dovibus; What is your stance on combating the pubbie menace, the Empire dweller and roleplaying publord?
Time Funnel
Just a side dish
Outspoken Alliance
#33 - 2012-02-09 19:58:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Time Funnel
They shall hear our beeps in empire, in low sec, in null sec, w space and beyond. You cant stop the BEEP.

Edit: Will every member of TEST get a titan and skillbooks if you are elected?
Gay Babby
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#34 - 2012-02-09 19:59:52 UTC
Banning and suppressing people seems to be the order of the day in this forum, what will you do to get CCP to stop this?

Even miners should get some love. What ideas do you have to improve the mining experience in EVE?

Every capsuleer would rejoice if the user interface was improved. Can you reveal any ideas you may have to accomplish this?

Practical answers to my questions would be appreciated.
mustangsally31
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#35 - 2012-02-09 20:01:16 UTC
CCP Phantom wrote:
Phantom beeping in.

Please understand that posts like "beep" are considered spam as they bury legit question to the candidate, they also rob the candidate the chance to reply to these questions.

Phantom beeping out.



Pull my deleted post out of the trash and show me the BEEP cause there was none, best of luck Dovi
Xiaodown
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#36 - 2012-02-09 20:01:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Xiaodown
If you delete replies in this thread, you are literally Hitler.
Pseudo Ucksth
Camellia Void Cartographics
#37 - 2012-02-09 20:02:17 UTC
Guillane Itaril wrote:

:song:

by Notchicken


It should be noted that it is sung to the tune of Karma Chameleon by Culture Club.
quevie
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#38 - 2012-02-09 20:02:20 UTC
Quote:
So it is true. In a dream, I saw the Deklein sky grow dark. But in the South, a pale light lingered. A voice was crying, "beep beep, Dovinian for CSM."

End of line.
Zirise
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#39 - 2012-02-09 20:05:41 UTC
Dovinian: What is your stance on the high prices fatcat alliance logisticians charge for their JF services?
George Nada
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#40 - 2012-02-09 20:05:52 UTC
boop

(am i doing it right?)