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Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#61 - 2012-02-08 21:03:09 UTC
But why is such hate levied against the capsuleers of the Goonswarm Federation?
While I will not deny that we are endowed with grammatical skills of the highest order, are we not men just like you?
If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
Most importantly, if you wrong us, do we not revenge?
If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that.

We have honor and morality; your standards are simply tied to your old life as a planetary dirt treading mammal. We have fully embraced the possibilities of our immortal lives.


 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#62 - 2012-02-08 21:03:39 UTC
knobber Jobbler wrote:
Leyla Constantine wrote:
The goons are scammers we should not allow people with that kind of morale in the CSM!


I was in vfk the other day and they seemed quite happy to me.

We're all happy in VFK, that's when we get to rest.

Now if it's those endlessly grinding mining ops, ah that's different. It's a dark secret that the rest of null alliances must never find out - our secret hulk, orca and rorqural repository.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#63 - 2012-02-08 21:05:04 UTC
Dear Galactic Citizens and outlaws,

Goonswarm hates you.

This is coincidentally exactly why we are the most fit to rule you.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Tomytronic
Perkone
Caldari State
#64 - 2012-02-08 21:18:02 UTC
We goons don't want to rule, therefore we should...

All is proceeding as planned
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#65 - 2012-02-08 21:20:40 UTC
New Eden is overpopulated. We need to take emergency population reduction measures.

or I guess CONCORD was too busy paying the incursion bounty bills, and forgot to upkeep their highsec cloning bays. Opps~

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Major Spag
State War Academy
Caldari State
#66 - 2012-02-08 21:21:40 UTC
No goons in the CSM cause we click butan, eat cheetos and drink sugar-beverages! We also fart and say mean words. Blarg!
Blawrf McTaggart
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#67 - 2012-02-08 21:21:41 UTC
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Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#68 - 2012-02-08 21:24:50 UTC
Major Spag wrote:
No goons in the CSM cause we click butan, eat cheetos and drink sugar-beverages! We also fart and say mean words. Blarg!


Fellow Goon,

Would you kindly explain what are ''cheetos''? From what I could glean from our secure channels, they seem to be some sort of long lost terran comfort food, but I am not quite certain.

Krios Ahzek, GoonWaffe Capsuleer

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Laak Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#69 - 2012-02-08 21:34:24 UTC
Quote:
It's trolling season! This CSM election season is beginning to lurch forward, which means that earnest pubbies bleating about democracy, self-diagnosed aspies, and honest-to-god Objectivists are coming out of the woodwork in Jita Park to run for office. Jita Park is even worse than CAOD back in the day. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to commence shitting the place up and tearing anything that looks at you funny to shreds. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=topics&f=268 We have no real 'enemies' yet but pretty much anyone besides us posting there is probably a loon deserving mockery.

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Lord Zim
Gallente Federation
#70 - 2012-02-08 21:39:15 UTC
Reporting for shredding duty, SIR! :patriot:

Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.

RIP Vile Rat
Major Spag
State War Academy
Caldari State
#71 - 2012-02-08 21:42:25 UTC
Laak Pollard wrote:
Quote:
It's trolling season! This CSM election season is beginning to lurch forward, which means that earnest pubbies bleating about democracy, self-diagnosed aspies, and honest-to-god Objectivists are coming out of the woodwork in Jita Park to run for office. Jita Park is even worse than CAOD back in the day. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to commence shitting the place up and tearing anything that looks at you funny to shreds. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=topics&f=268 We have no real 'enemies' yet but pretty much anyone besides us posting there is probably a loon deserving mockery.

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Oh noes!! we have spies in our numbers! I must report this to hier Mittani so that he is aware of such an offense!!! Maybe he may give me a cookie for my important discovery!
Lyrrashae
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#72 - 2012-02-08 23:46:09 UTC
Is urp-splosion tyme naow?

Ni.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#73 - 2012-02-09 06:21:28 UTC
You uh, KNOW that he was expecting it to be leaked, right?

Playing right into the ~puppetmasta~

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?