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I've been playing for a number of years. Spent a ton of time care-bearing. Not even realizing I fit that description - lol.

Run the spectrum of all non-pvp activity you can do in EVE - of course it was natural that eventually, I'd want to head full speed into pvp.

I ran with a few pirate corps and larger corps alliances for a bit - but never actually stopped to get some education per say until I came to ouch.

It's amazing how long you can play this game and not know something.

These guys know their stuff. The class structure is simple yet effective. I learned something I didn't know in every single class.

NOT because I was a noob, because that's not the case, but because I wasn't aware of all the tools available to me on the interface, on the maps, I failed to take the math into consideration or even to uise the solar system map effectively and to my benefit. I also didn't realize I had been book marking incorrectly (MAJOR difference).

Thus the EVE I was playing was far harder than it had to be - While my kill/loss ratio was good - I had to think back to previous losses that I realize just were not necessary.

Null sec travel and staying alive are amazingly easy now - bubbles? No problem. Seems there was alot even an experienced pilot could learn.

Incredibly enough I extracted a few tears along the way from real experienced PVP'ers who couldn't kill me during my time in Curse. They were yelling in local :) - They were pissed and I ended up winning EVE as a result.

Time well spent to say the least!

There was a point in my eve life that i decided making isk is not enough, there was no fulfillment, i could buy anything sell it for more or less and not care. i immagined my pob full of isk bills (if that even exists) but it was not enough.....

THEN I FOUND OUCH! and was taken to a new level, something i havent learned NULL SEC SURVIVAL. i died plenty of times in the past, making dreds+in null is no easy job, but PVP was as foreign to me as Clog danceing.......

after the first few modules, and gate camps i was hooked. ITS A GREAT program. and a awesome group of people. if you wanna learn and learn the right way, join ouch.

it will melt your FACE! or something cool like that

Training sessions are periodically offered at other times that may be more fitting to your schedule. We also have several trainers who are willing to take on special sessions by request, and there is a specific thread on the forums to request such.

Bottom-line is that -- if you are patient and considerate to the training staff -- you will almost certainly be able to find opportunities to complete the training.

Our trainers do what they do as a volunteer service to the EVE community. Training modules average around three hours each, and our trainers receive no pay for giving their time. They do it because they enjoy opening up nullsec to both new and old players.

Join the corp. Get to know our trainers and treat them well. Be patient and considerate of the volunteer nature of our organization. You will certainly find means to get through the sessions. And between sessions, you are free to continue whatever hisec PvE activities you currently enjoy.

So you've just trained up to good BS skills, done some empire/low sec roams in decent sized fleets, even done a jump into null sec here and there. Now you want to go null sec pvp with another corp? Well, chances are you will end up on the wrong side of a kill mail really fast. Curse region for example, is dangerous, nasty and full of people who want nothing more than to kill your ship and pod. You might be thinking "Ah, I fly in decent sized fleets so I can sit back and let the FC do everything." Well, Curse (or most of null sec) doesn't work like that. Want to grab a faction ship with officer mods and take a solo player on? Guess what ? Chances are that the solo player isn't solo- just waiting for someone like you to come along.

You have to learn how to travel around in null and also how to use your head in everything you do. OUCH will teach you that. If you can learn in Curse how to live, work and travel, then you can live anywhere, it's really that simple.
New player or vet, doesn't matter- give them a try and learn valuable skills.

You wanna learn the ropes? and stop being beat back against them.

you want to kill rather than be killed?

you want to be like the dread pirate roberts? (well sorta)

You want to bring your EVE experience to a new level?

You want to shatter your perception and blow stuff up?

You want to be set free from your carebear ways?

hulkageddon getting to you?


if this sounds like you....or you answered yes to at least one of these... cept the dread pirate roberts one...


THEN OUCH WANTS YOU

ps- if you said yes to the dread pirate roberts, we probubly want you too.

Come to OUCH learn to survive. If you learn how to survive you can then choose your fights.

It doesn't matter if you are first day in game we will teach you. All you need is the willingness to learn.

If you have any questions join our public channel in game. OUCH-UNI

You want to learn pvp-ing or just travelling in null? OUCH is the best place for you.

Don't let me get started into: "how your son can become a drug delar", so just join OUCH ;)

This, exactly.

Also, a friendly bump for the OUCH guys from the Uni.

Tired of being blown up?

Join 0UCH. You'll learn how to not be blown up (and blow up someone in the process).