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Dbars Grinding
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2011-09-18 16:32:03 UTC
1bil wow you got lucky. I had to pay 2bil to join. It was one of the best decisions i have made in my eve career. I have tons of fun and it is totally worth it.

I have more space likes than you. 
valerydarcy
Doomheim
#22 - 2011-09-18 16:56:53 UTC
Morganta wrote:
do you have any idea the value of being blue with the federation?


THIS made me laugh. A lot.

Post with your main™
Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#23 - 2011-09-18 19:58:27 UTC
AbraKadaver wrote:
Got chatting to a recruiter for Wildly Inappropriate...


Considering myself and Gossamer DT are the only recruiters for Wildly Inappropriate and neither of us remember you, you are obviously lying in an attempt to sully our good name.

For future reference, all of this information can be found while following the proper methods of applying to Wildly Inappropriate, found here: HERE

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
AbraKadaver
AbraCorp
#24 - 2011-09-18 20:25:51 UTC
Lykouleon wrote:
AbraKadaver wrote:
Got chatting to a recruiter for Wildly Inappropriate...


Considering myself and Gossamer DT are the only recruiters for Wildly Inappropriate and neither of us remember you, you are obviously lying in an attempt to sully our good name.

For future reference, all of this information can be found while following the proper methods of applying to Wildly Inappropriate, found here: HERE



Perhaps you should inform Kelly McGill to stop sullying your good name by pretending to be a WI recruiter! I have the chatlogs if required.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#25 - 2011-09-18 22:11:47 UTC
I likegirls wrote:
Why would you want to join goons anyway?

All we do is win, win, win! Who wouldn't want to join us?

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Gius Grizzard
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2011-09-18 22:17:27 UTC
i could have done it cheaperShocked
Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#27 - 2011-09-19 03:22:43 UTC
AbraKadaver wrote:
Lykouleon wrote:
AbraKadaver wrote:
Got chatting to a recruiter for Wildly Inappropriate...


Considering myself and Gossamer DT are the only recruiters for Wildly Inappropriate and neither of us remember you, you are obviously lying in an attempt to sully our good name.

For future reference, all of this information can be found while following the proper methods of applying to Wildly Inappropriate, found here: HERE



Perhaps you should inform Kelly McGill to stop sullying your good name by pretending to be a WI recruiter! I have the chatlogs if required.


Post your un-altered chatlogs, my good man. For I assure you, if you follow the recruitment information found publicly on our website via the link that's very easy to click in-game, which then contains all the information on how to join Wildly Inappropriate (a bad posting corporation), you would not need to sully your name further by throwing slanderous comments at my good corporation on this here forum.

Shame on you, charlatan.

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Fon Win
Win-Star Corp
#28 - 2011-09-19 03:52:15 UTC
- State your name for the record.
- I am Hanover Fiste.



Prosecutor: Do you know Goonswarm?



Hanover: Yes, I know the Goons. They are most kind and generous.



Goons: We promised him 50 million isk to testify on our behalf.



Hanover: They are a corporation overflowing with the cream of human goodness.



Hanover: I have never known them to do anything immoral.



Goons: See?



Hanover: Unless maybe the Preschooler's Prostitute Ring.



Hanover: And they have never done anything illegal.



Hanover: Unless you count all the times they sold blue pills disguised as a Sisters' of Eve agents.



Hanover: Goons have always been a good, law-abiding citizens ...



Hanover: Awwww, Give me a break!



Hanover: ... of the Federation ...


Hanover: Shut up! Shut up!



Hanover: A community-conscious corporation.


Hanover: GOONS! They're just a bunch of low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing,
larcenous, perverted worms!



Hanover: Hanging is too good for 'em!
Hanover: Burning is too good for 'em!



Hanover: They should be torn into little pieces and buried alive!
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#29 - 2011-09-19 04:21:54 UTC
idgi

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#30 - 2011-09-19 06:38:19 UTC
Fon Win wrote:
movie quote


Heavy Metal?

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#31 - 2011-09-19 07:53:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Misanth
Goons recruitment joke-thread made a joke out of fail-Misanth.

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
flakeys
Doomheim
#32 - 2011-09-19 08:31:03 UTC
First off people STILL falling for this after all these years is beyond me , and secondly if you want to join an alliance known for scamming people then you SO deserve to get scammed in the process.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Fon Win
Win-Star Corp
#33 - 2011-09-19 08:52:45 UTC
Soldarius wrote:
Fon Win wrote:
movie quote


Heavy Metal?



Yeah, I love that scene.

for those unfamiliar with the beauty that is hanover fist
Tikera Tissant
#34 - 2011-09-19 09:25:22 UTC
I even heard there is an official fans club discount for joining.
Plus you get a "goons club" title.

Totally worth it!
AbraKadaver
AbraCorp
#35 - 2011-09-19 11:15:09 UTC
Lykouleon wrote:
See above






Channel ID: -24924259
Channel Name: Private Chat (Kelly McGill)
Listener: AbraKadaver
Session started: 2011.09.14 13:33:41

[ 2011.09.14 13:33:46 ] Kelly McGill > o/
[ 2011.09.14 13:33:49 ] AbraKadaver > o/ afternoon
[ 2011.09.14 13:34:05 ] AbraKadaver > apologies if I suddenly go afk a few, currently at work !
[ 2011.09.14 13:34:09 ] Kelly McGill > 35m sp is a healthy pilot.... what's prompting the corp change?
[ 2011.09.14 13:34:25 ] Kelly McGill > no problem :) ... I work from home, so work... kids... wigey
[ 2011.09.14 13:34:27 ] Kelly McGill > *wifey
[ 2011.09.14 13:34:30 ] Kelly McGill > I go afk all the time
[ 2011.09.14 13:34:31 ] AbraKadaver > just reactivated after hm about 9 months of not playing out of protest against the lack of decent updates
[ 2011.09.14 13:34:53 ] AbraKadaver > or however long CQ came out
[ 2011.09.14 13:35:50 ] Kelly McGill > nice :-P
[ 2011.09.14 13:36:06 ] Kelly McGill > what are you looking for in a corp?
[ 2011.09.14 13:36:11 ] Kelly McGill > indie/pvp/WH?
[ 2011.09.14 13:36:38 ] AbraKadaver > well ideally somewhere I can log in at some indeterminate point in the evening, and go do some pew pew
[ 2011.09.14 13:36:52 ] AbraKadaver > and mainly socialise in the day when technically 'working'
[ 2011.09.14 13:36:57 ] Kelly McGill > WIDOT = perfect for that :)
[ 2011.09.14 13:37:21 ] AbraKadaver > ah I have heard of WIDOT
[ 2011.09.14 13:37:31 ] AbraKadaver > but I thought you guys were your own alliance?
[ 2011.09.14 13:37:47 ] Kelly McGill > yeah, we recently joined up with Goonswarm
[ 2011.09.14 13:37:52 ] AbraKadaver > ah fair enough
[ 2011.09.14 13:38:04 ] AbraKadaver > been out of the loop way too long to even know who is who thesedays
[ 2011.09.14 13:38:26 ] Kelly McGill > that's the beauty of EVE
[ 2011.09.14 13:38:29 ] AbraKadaver > true
[ 2011.09.14 13:38:35 ] Kelly McGill > no 12 year olds, and always some drama going on
[ 2011.09.14 13:39:21 ] AbraKadaver > I like the simplicity of someone else assigning blues / reds myself
[ 2011.09.14 13:40:02 ] Kelly McGill > nice
[ 2011.09.14 13:40:18 ] Kelly McGill > well... we have about 6k members... we're PVP focused (but we have a **** ton of other stuff going on)
[ 2011.09.14 13:40:32 ] Kelly McGill > you'll have to pass a background check
[ 2011.09.14 13:40:42 ] Kelly McGill > and we're constantly running CTA's that you can jump in to at any time
[ 2011.09.14 13:40:59 ] AbraKadaver > sounds good
[ 2011.09.14 13:41:19 ] AbraKadaver > what do I need to supply for background check, api etc?
[ 2011.09.14 13:41:53 ] Kelly McGill > yeah, here's the link for the application
[ 2011.09.14 13:42:09 ] Kelly McGill > (one sec... slow internet)
[ 2011.09.14 13:42:11 ] AbraKadaver > heh
[ 2011.09.14 13:42:22 ] AbraKadaver > one thing I don't have to worry about here, running on 2x1gbit pipes xD
[ 2011.09.14 13:42:32 ] AbraKadaver > although home is a different story, 3.5mb :(
[ 2011.09.14 13:42:53 ] Kelly McGill > nice
[ 2011.09.14 13:42:56 ] Kelly McGill > you work in IT?
[ 2011.09.14 13:43:07 ] AbraKadaver > yeah 3rd IT support / projects etc
[ 2011.09.14 13:43:26 ] AbraKadaver > but we host servers / platforms from here, hence the massive pipes
[ 2011.09.14 13:44:02 ] Kelly McGill > makes sense
[ 2011.09.14 13:44:08 ] Kelly McGill > the application site is: http://www.goonauth.com/?action=apply
[ 2011.09.14 13:44:16 ] Kelly McGill > and my sponsorship code is 8c19c123a9ab92
[ 2011.09.14 13:44:54 ] AbraKadaver > that's some neat website coding, having generated codes for apps ^_^
[ 2011.09.14 13:45:42 ] Kelly McGill > ty very much! :)
[ 2011.09.14 13:45:46 ] Kelly McGill > we have alot of IT guys in our corp
[ 2011.09.14 13:46:26 ] AbraKadaver > always good
[ 2011.09.14 13:46:49 ] AbraKadaver > although I know very little about programming / coding myself
[ 2011.09.14 13:47:47 ] AbraKadaver > ok keys in and accepted
[ 2011.09.14 13:47:56 ] Kelly McGill > awesome
[ 2011.09.14 13:48:11 ] AbraKadaver > app id 8472688da873ed3f if that's of any practical use
[ 2011.09.14 13:48:35 ] Kelly McGill > yeah, that's helpful
[ 2011.09.14 13:48:38 ] Kelly McGill > hold on to that id
[ 2011.09.14 13:49:23 ] AbraKadaver > noted in outlook
[ 2011.09.14 13:49:32 ] AbraKadaver > and copied to my bb automatically, god I love technology
[ 2011.09.14 13:49:43 ] Kelly McGill > lol, nice
[ 2011.09.14 13:50:43 ] Kelly McGill > it's running the background check right now
Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#36 - 2011-09-19 16:59:51 UTC
AbraKadaver wrote:
~words~


Why look! Nothing involving the legitimate Wildly Inappropriate application process (available directly and openly in our corp description for all to see), Gossamer DT, or myself at all! In fact, not even the GoonFleet forums are linked, just some unaffiliated site that may or may not very well be run by Legion of xXDeathXx

You, sir, are an idiot. Big smile

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
R'lai
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#37 - 2011-09-20 02:22:04 UTC
Quote:
Why look! Nothing involving the legitimate Wildly Inappropriate application process (available directly and openly in our corp description for all to see), Gossamer DT, or myself at all!


What?! Someone that plays EvE and has no reading comprehension at all got scammed because clicking on someone's Corp was too hard?

You don't say...
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#38 - 2011-09-20 08:40:09 UTC
Anybody with half a brain that has thought about joining the Goons has read this and know that making a "security deposit" to get into Goonswarm is a age old scam that is full of lulz:

"Joining GoonWaffe

If you gave isk to join GoonWaffe then you were scammed and you're **** out of luck.

To join GoonWaffe, follow the directions below.
Requirements & Information
GoonWaffe is NOT a publicly recruiting corporation. We are all members of the Something Awful forums, or well-known friends of someone who is a member. To join GoonWaffe you MUST either be a member of the Something Awful forums and have been an active member for at least 3 months, or you must have a sponsor who is a GoonWaffe member of good standing who is willing to vouch for you, meets the above requirement, and has been a member of GoonWaffe for a month. If you do not meet the above requirements then you can not join."

Quoted from: https://wiki.goonfleet.com/Joining_GoonWaffe
Alexis Prey
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2011-09-22 00:22:04 UTC
Goonswam is a bunch of noobs anyway. Take an average member and look at their kill board. Chances are they either A. Have only kills of noobs, or B. have10 x more kills than deaths.

Noone respects GF but themselves.
Fortunea
World Miners
#40 - 2011-09-22 00:25:03 UTC
Alexis Prey wrote:
Goonswam is a bunch of noobs anyway. Take an average member and look at their kill board. Chances are they either A. Have only kills of noobs, or B. have10 x more kills than deaths.

Noone respects GF but themselves.


agreed if you want to join GF, you are not a skilled pilot. your just a band wagon noob